gooby

slimy gooey slimy gooey slimy

[goopy-poopy-doopy]

heyyy just popping in to share my junior thesis, AKA a shit ton of Simon V.S. the Homo Sapien's Agenda fanart! please tumblr gods let this find the people who will appreciate it....

It's meant to be printed as a booklet so the first two images are the outer/inner cover. Enjoy :)) SPOILERS AHEAD!

[cellarspirit]

fuuuck accidentally mixed up dowsing rods and sounding rods and now my pepeneus can detect freshwater springs

[estrogenesis-eeveeangelion]

"omg baby i'm so wet"

i know

[dogpuppy]

[devourallusurvey]

You ever think about many peices of media have zero women and thats just perfectly normal but if a peice of media has an all female cast people get... like that? Women should be allowed to kill over this btw

[loveshoplifter]

same but it's black people

[devourallusurvey]

That's right

[dogpuppy]

[dogpuppy]

[segamascott]

[dogpuppy]

[isawken]

going over to my minimalist girlfriend’s house and she apologizes profusely for the mess and there’s just a single perfect, fresh pea on the floor of her living room

[bluelois]

Blue Lois

[isawken]

can i help you

[redmarge]

Red Marge

[isawken]

jesus christ. I Am Under Fucking Attack

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[isawken]

i deserve a medal for this post. not because i was particularly funny but because i survived an onslaught of nearly one hundred gimmick blogs in the wake of this post popping off, and the fact that i didn’t try to track any of them down and snuff them out with my bare hands is a testament to my immeasurable strength and should be rewarded. at one point i had “the official letter h” add on to this post. you wanna know that blog’s gimmick? the really funny and original and worthwhile gimmick the official letter h blog had? yep you guessed it they just gave me the god damned letter H and then fucked off. only jesus knows the suffering i endured over that harsh winter, and he wept for me

[jeniferprince]

Entwined 🧡

patreon // buy prints here

[dogpuppy]

I wish I could have heard you sing this… I bet you have a beautiful voice

[dogpuppy]

[sart7alex]

I had to do it I'm sorry

We'll truly miss u Karina :']

[kittykatninja321]

Hope that one day there’s an edgy historical drama about the 12 disciples and they’re all shippable twinks and there’s homoerotic tension and it causes an absolute shitstorm on social media I just want to watch the world burn

[hellopuns]

Ok while not exactly what we’re hypothesizing here I did immediately think of this comic my grandma got us eons ago:

I saw it on a shelf in our basement and immediately read the entirety of it and it was a trip

(The prize sticker on it says “2010 prize of francophone Christian comics”, which is so incredibly specific hjskfhhdjsjf)

Look at them apostle boys

Woah there Judas

Also John the Baptist has seen better days

[shitter]

absolute gold on Reddit today

[valeriapryanikova]

perseverance cut short

[donutdrawsthings]

I was thinking of a pride art challenge people could do with their OCs, because I thought it'd be cute! A queer/trans artist with their creations.

but then I realised that same challenge would be infinitely more funny with folks who have atypical or horror OCs