Goose Bastard

I spew out random words and random art

[goosebastard]

just flipped a coin 10 times and every one was head and on the last one thr little dude came alive a yelled at me

[adamdoesstuffhere]

Megoosa.

[goosebastard]

when I die, at the funeral give me viagra and say the first person to make my corpse cum gets everything I owned

[goosebastard]

actually, first person to cum at my funeral gets everything

[goosebastard]

soggy biscuit at the funeral

[goosebastard]

when I die, at the funeral give me viagra and say the first person to make my corpse cum gets everything I owned

[goosebastard]

actually, first person to cum at my funeral gets everything

[goosebastard]

when I die, at the funeral give me viagra and say the first person to make my corpse cum gets everything I owned

[goosebastard]

[bogleech]

I bet pokemon go is also way more fun for people who don't actually keep up with or know all the pokemon otherwise. Like they only just introduced wimpod in an event where they're spawning everywhere. Somewhere in the world is someone who loves pokemon go and loves isopods but didn't know there'd be an isopod pokemon until now and they're having a good time.

[goosebastard]

hi I am that someone as of a few minutes ago

[goosebastard]

Goddard

[goosebastard]

Mallory

[goosebastard]

Luigi say "Gaya rightsa"