I'm here for a good time, not a long time

[daisyflorbonita]

[pointnclick]

"we live in an uncaring universe." sorry the special planet full of beauty and animals and food literally growing out of the ground isnt good enough for you. i guess

[maxxie-or-smth]

you've met me at a very "yeah i'm trying to work on that" time in my life

[flowerais-deactivated20211031]

a gentle reminder that you just need to make things a tiny bit better for your future self. reading one page, writing one sentence, getting half of a task done, it’s still good.

[weloveshortvideos]

[jazzcochina-deactivated20180807]

OMFG THIS IS ME TALKING TO BABIES

[benepla-deactivated20180521]

im obsessed w this video

[bonehandledknife]

Omfg u think this is funny without sound fucking turn it on i beg of u im laughjng sohard icangbreatheee

[gunk-droid]

[thesmallbutknowingclown-deactiv]

THE WAY THE BABY IS KINDA NODDING KILLS ME

[thoughtcascades]

sorry i act weird when i’m uncomfortable and also when i’m comfortable

[furrypost-generator]

indecipherable text lost to time

[40ouncesandamule]

thank you for explaining because ever since I first saw this post, the phrase "nurning annintant" has been burning a hole through the back of my skull

[vocabulary-altering-posts]

CHARACTER ADDED!

Nurning Annintant

[nyctaeus]

Signs without Signification - Jeff Brouws

[mieew-deactivated20200907]

the rumours are true… i have a soft heart

[bulkhummus]

Wait is jerking it to fanfic like? Widely accepted?

critically acclaimed even

[oldmanpusspuss]

are the two brothers from supernatural really gay for each other or is that a fan thing

are you really asking me if a network television show from the mid-aughts had canonical gay incest in it

[cav-core]

[boyd-stevens]

IRON MAN 3 2013, dir. Shane Black

[huckleberryhal]

Also Grandpa Ferret (X)

[fishandshesmygills]

made this joke tonight and none of my friends got it </3

[iwilleatyourenglish]

my partner and i have become fixated on this stupid comment left by a conspiracy theorist on instagram and we can't stop saying it and i just know i'm gonna slip up and say it to a normal person

[iwilleatyourenglish]

[mack-will]

ilya rozanov: professional hockey player rage baiter – a series

[aninals]

skateboard will be so fictionalized that people forget we all have one inside of us. like the war of course but like they arent just fantasy creatures.... its just In There

[aninals]

hey. So skeletons may have autocorrected to skateboard,

[vocabulary-altering-posts]

CHARACTER ADDED!

Skateboards (Real) (Not Fictional) (Everyone Has One) (Living Inside of You)