I have not posted nor reblogged something in near 2 years lmao.
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Three Goblin Art
taylor price
Misplaced Lens Cap
Show & Tell
One Nice Bug Per Day
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
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hello vonnie
Claire Keane

Love Begins
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Aqua Utopia|海の底で記憶を紡ぐ

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ojovivo
trying on a metaphor
Monterey Bay Aquarium
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I have not posted nor reblogged something in near 2 years lmao.
I’m back ig
Can I have a cursed giant creature fact?
sure! at lengths of over 55 feet and weights of 600 pounds, our friend the Oarfish surely qualifies :)
we don’t know a whole lot about the world’s longest bony fish, aside from that it rarely comes to the surface and inspired most of the Sea Serpent legends floating around. they’re fairly rare and live only in the Abyssopelagic Zone, around 3,300 feet down. but this is old news to everyone who’s seen the info posts about these guys going around, so what’s so cursed about this? well, I’ll tell you!
have you ever wondered what the Oarfish gets up to, way down there? we didn’t realize this until we started sending ROVs and submarines into the deep sea to observe live ones, but Oarfish are… a little nontraditional as fish go.
see, they don’t normally swim horizontally all majestic-like like in the pictures up there, it turns out that instead they spend their time just kind of… hanging vertically in the water column.
motionless, staring at the surface with all 50+ feet of them vanishing into the darkness below.
and I don’t know about you but frankly, I find that a little creepy.
though sometimes they do come over to say hi, and that’s ok.
just imagine though you’re an oil rig diver minding your own business when this THING slides up soundlessly from the depths like it’s on an invisible elevator and makes kissy faces at you for the next five minutes:
The caps of the guy tied to the chain and staring at the oarfish are from River Monsters with Jeremy Wade. he’s attatched to the chain becuase the current is insanely strong there, and he spends the entire time the oarfish decide to hang out with him practically shrieking with delight and excitment over seeing this ridiculous animal.
i wish i was hanging vertically in a water column
popee makes me feel so alive
BON APPÉTIT Brad and Orville Peck Make Elote (Mexican Street Corn) - It’s Alive
fisting thats the tea i like to see
She knew she fucking knew, I love her
what city slickers don’t understand is that weird noises always come from the forest and we just ignore it
if you go out to investigate and get got then that is on you, ignore it and go back to sleep like a rational person
Me, on the porch: chillin
Woods: WoooooooooEEEEEEEEEEEG
Me:
i saw this post earlier about therapists and it reminded me of my old therapist paul, who in my opinion is one of the greatest men alive and who did not put up with my bullshit for even one second
anyway i go in to see paul one week in the summer of 2016, and i’m doing my usual bullshit which consists of me talking shit about myself, and paul is staring at me, and then he cuts me off and says that he’s got a new tool for helping people recognize when they’re using negative language, and gets up and goes over to his desk
and i’m like alright hit me with that sweet sweet self-help article my man, because i’m a linguistic learner and whenever paul’s like here i have a tool for you to use it’s pretty much always an article or a book or something
paul opens a drawer, takes something out, and turns back around. i stare.
i say, paul.
is that a nerf gun.
yeah, says paul.
i say, are you gonna shoot me with a nerf gun in this professional setting.
he happily informs me that that’s really up to me, isn’t it. and sits back down. and gestures, like, go ahead, what were you saying?
and i squint suspiciously and start back up about how i’m having too much anxiety to leave the house to run errands, like it was a miracle to even get here, like i’ve forgone getting groceries for the past week and that’s so stupid, what a stupid issue, i’m an idiot, how could i–
a foam dart hits me in the leg.
i go, hey! because my therapist just shot me in the leg. paul blinks at me placidly and raises an eyebrow. i squint again.
i say, slowly, it’s– not a stupid issue, i’m not stupid, but it’s frustrating me and i don’t want it to be a problem i’m having.
no dart this time. okay. sweet.
so the rest of the hour passes with me intermittently getting nailed with tiny foam darts and then swearing and then fixing my language and, wouldn’t you know it, i start liking myself a little more by the end of the session, which is mildly infuriating because paul can tell and he’s very smug about it
anyway i leave his office and the lady having the next appointment walks in and i hear what’s all over the floor? and paul very seriously says cognitive behavioral therapy tools.
The “I won’t hesitate, bitch” vine but @ friends who don’t love themselves
HONK HONK
The difference between staff and clowns is that clowns do their fucking job
SCALPED
people will call tjemselves baby but when i try to spoonfeed them gerber sweet potato mash they get mad what thefuck
BEE BOAT
cowboy bee boat
my friends favorite anime
1900s french lace cape / black arches moth
aesthetic
Are you wearing the—
Moth: the 1900s French cape? Yeah I am
stages of liking a weird character
oh no hes kinda hot
im having a feeling??? what is
this isnt right oh god
im just gonna go. look up fanart. just because. no reason.
*points* that is my boyfriend
growing up watching cartoons in the late 90s to early 2000s made me think that cheese wheels were 1) commonplace and 2) not hundreds of dollars
Imagine...
…Being a new teacher at Hogwarts and Snape being absolutely smitten by you.
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