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[gorecuffs]

I think about the scene where Perez asks Hoffman if he’s getting that stuffed animal for a boy or a girl a lot.

Partly because Perez following that question up with ‘I didn’t know you had a daughter’ makes her seem like someone who’s a little nosey and has a tendency to jump to conclusions (and I like writing her that way) -

But also because Hoffman going along with it and saying he *does* have a daughter would be a WILDLY stupid thing to lie to an FBI AGENT about.

So maybe it’s bad writing, or maybe its poor foresight on Mr. Detective’s part…or maybe, just maybe, Hoffman actually has a daughter somewhere.

[anonyymoose]

highly recommend: making that character’s mourning WORSE!!!! make them play pretend with that corpse. make it seem like they’re moving on until they start telling the new person to start dyeing their hair the color of the person they lost and start calling them their name to make it clear that they’re hanging out with this person now to try and make them into the old one. make your grieving character put people in the same situation the person they’re mourning died in and have them hope they die to prove it was unpreventable. make your grieving character put people in the same situation the person they’re mourning died in and have them hope they live to prove that it wasn’t doomed to happened. make your grieving characters actively harm the people around them and the memory of the person they lost. I love you morally dubious grieving characters

[riggedtrap]

[gorecuffs]

Very short, very sappy Hoffstrahmrez for Valentine’s Day…

https://archiveofourown.org/works/79213411

[quinngefail]

Now I gotta ask who'd drive a motorcycle in the saw franchise?

OOOH... I think Perez having one would be rad as hell 👀👀👀

Then Strahm can ride in the sidecar with his long ass legs pulled up to his chest + wondering why they can't just take the car LMAO

[strahmslovelylashes]

strahmrez oneshot just dropped

https://archiveofourown.org/works/78242356

[gorecuffs]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

[thekittenkaboodle]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

anyone ask for some hoffstrahm pwp??? well good news i wrote some come get it while it's hot

let me know what you think! as always feel free to suggest ideas for my next ones :3

[hauntazu]

hello hoffdon nation,,, (ft. 🐺 wolf hoffman and deer lawrence 🦌!)

[unreleasedmochi]

[not that you asked, but i actually made this a while ago and forgot to post it]

[sour-cherrii]

can you draw Hoffman with a positive pregnancy test trying to decide if the baby daddy is Strahm or Rigg pretty please

Your wish is my command anon.

[thekittenkaboodle]

if it weren't for the narrative making them fight hoffman and perez could've been making strahm's **** ***** and ****** *********** him while he whines and writhes and **** *** **** ******* :(

[boreoz]

some random stuff

[boreoz]

another shitpost

[ruck-zuck]

inspired by @gothpossums amazing fics <3

[boppinbobby-moved-deactivated20]

We were all supposed to die. You were supposed to be the "hero."

i heard this guy just caught the jigsaw killer. no need to worry about that anymore.

[horrorknife]

hoffheight nonsense uhhhhu mmmmmm. im unweelllllllllll once again !