#coffeeshipping

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The news of lullaby and perdition coming out this year had me on the floor crying /neg Take these bunch of old doodles to celebrate that

[gorecuffs]

Very short, very sappy Hoffstrahmrez for Valentine’s Day…

https://archiveofourown.org/works/79213411

[sawgunz]

Some HoffStrahmRez fankids stuff and I feel high on crack for making them but they’ve been existing for months(in terms of me writing their lore but haven’t thought much about their appearance)

I’ll just briefly explain bits of their lore because I’m supposed to sleep shh

-Willow is 25, Locket is 23, Paris is 19-

ok so…

-Willow is an affair product from Perez and Hoffman, at this time Perez and Strahm were technically together but not official yk yk(idk💔). Perez had a hard time finding the right moment to come out clean, knowing how Strahm doesn’t take things lightly she waited on it for a while enough for Strahm to find out soon on his own which escalated them to an argument. Perez then goes to Hoffman to talk it out, Hoffman asks if Perez actually wants to stay with him, Perez hesitated long enough for Hoffman to know that Perez has more genuine love and loyalty(?)to Strahm than she does for him—to avoid feeling vulnerable, Hoffman walked off without a word. I’m going to fast forward a bit on how they decided on who’s going to take majority of the custody for Willow is that Strahm told/demanded(in a furious and “I’m hurt that you’d go for another man after everything we had, were we just ‘partners?’”way)Perez to give Hoffman the full responsibility on Willow because Strahm couldn’t bare taking care of another man’s child let alone looking at it’s face especially if it’s the child of the man who he deeply resents.

For Locket and Paris, it’s basically when the mom and dad loves each other very much and had a baby together and became a happy strict family☺️…ahem. Keep in mind that Willow is OLDER than Locket and Paris. Strahm had always been very strict on what they do(due to the fact Strahm almost lost Perez. Strahm is fiercely protective of his family, to the point of paranoia, and has trouble letting his kids grow up.)—mostly out of fear of losing them instead of expressing himself to his children. He puts pressure onto them, to ensure that they’re independent to prevent his children from being easily influenced or reliant since he believes that trusting someone too much meant giving them the opportunity to grab the blade and stab ya(metaphorically). Locket looks up to her dad very highly and takes Strahm’s authority as her passion, Locket can be boastful at times and realises how her actions may hurt people very late, she ends up only apologising when she’s calm enough to understand emotions, hers and other’s—she may also forget to process the situation because whenever she’s overwhelmed, she becomes impulsive and claims to know what’s she’s doing despite being under pressure even if it gets her in trouble. Beneath that tough exterior, Locket desperately seeks out for someone to prove herself worthy to and needs someone to lean on for support after standing all alone for a long time as she tends to distant herself from people due to the mindset Strahm gave her which led her to struggle in mingling with others, excluding her family ofc. Paris on the other hand, he is more closer to their mother. Perez acts as a support and loving figure(a contrast of Strahm)to her children(excluding Willow, she hasn’t met that gal for 20 years)but at the same time she’s reckless with how she treats her children because she’s just as pressuring as Strahm is but she’s more “gentler” & slow-taking so despite Perez having the same expectations as Strahm—Perez guides and observes them while doing so, making a sensitive child like Paris to feel closer to their mom, while Locket leans more to wanting to be authoritative like her father. Paris is a bit gullible where he believes even the worse people can be redeemed/saved which causes him to be paranoid about how Strahm will think of him for being too trusting to others—Paris is stubborn to show his vulnerability, so he covers it by suppressing his insecurities to an optimistic and sarcastic mindset. Paris with Perez is like a safe place, and she’s his emotional anchor. Paris feels comfortable crying to her, he hides nothing from her, and she returns it by comforting him with warmth and patience. Whereas when he’s with Strahm, it’s complicated—Paris respects his father, but Strahm’s technique to help Paris develop for toughness or phrases like “you’re a man” provokes Paris’s sensitivity. With Locket, he relies on her to keep him composed while she leans on him to avoid being too naive in the social environment. They argue constantly but they have a strong bond.

Willow is the most complicated one here(in my opinion)because of how monotoned Hoffman is, and him being the only one she’s really known personally caused Willow to grow up having mental struggles like understanding how her own emotions work, how she should treat others, and identity struggles of what her purpose truly is. Willow feels less loved compared to Locket and Paris as Hoffman is busy as heck as well as Hoffman neglects Willow unintentionally out of the instincts of wanting to not remind himself of how he failed to protect his sister because he is failing to protect Willow from following his path. Hoffman never wanted to make her grow up becoming like his mistakes by taking pleasure in pain but when he couldn’t pull her out of it, he had to watch her grow up into what he tried avoiding the most. Willow’s sadistic taste isn’t purely from pleasure in pain, but from the need of control, Willow had the belief that causing suffering ensures dominance, and that dominance ensures that she will never be abandoned. Her father’s tough love and her mother’s absence created her sense of security. Until today, power and fear are the only ways she knows how to make others “stay.” And since she was born first, she definitely feels like Locket and Paris took the position she wanted to feel and be in, loved and cared for—rather than being seen as a liability or something that shouldn’t be existing. Willow believes that Strahm “stole” Perez from her—and Willow hates Locket the most because she reminds her of the person who took away the person she wanted to feel belonged with.

im getting my butt jumped for this🙏

[furmewolfy]

Shout out to the people shipping Garmadon with the funniest people possible.

Like, yes, the thousands of years old Dark Lord is in gay love with the Ninjago news camera man and/or the brown ninja obviously.

[marxthedumdum]

creaturefying mike les go

[kingxgarm]

So, I was on character.ai and I was just messing around when I found Dareth and the convo went beautifully

[spinbitchzu]

OP YOU HAVE LITERALLY RESTRUCTURED MY DNA. I have died and been resurrected with one goal: CONQUEST.

Conquest of the Fandom.

I found your post about Cofeeshipping ages ago and it has been living rent free in my head ever since,, Now I've just found the time to read your fics and ??? The sacred scripture!! The prophesied texts!! Absolutely SCRUMPTIOUS your writing and story itself are incredible!!

I love them and they love each other and I NEED more of them. Brb I'm injecting coffee directly into my bloodstream in a desperate attempt to satiate my newfound caffeine addiction. Expect art and/or writing because I have so many ideas

ANYWAY. I had a question regarding them. Have you ever thought about coffee occurring before or during season 10? If so, could you share your headcanons and general thoughts?

You truly cooked the finest meal possible and now I'm left starved,, thank you OP you are so wise 🙏

- @dylantics-art-dump (support for the anon ask, my main blog is for a different Fandom and all my Ninjago stuff goes/will go to this one)

omg im so glad you liked ittttt

At this point vinny x garm is far more popular even after all the blood sweat and tears I put into coffeeshipping.... what a betrayal ninjago fandom

I dont have particular thoughts on them prior to s10 although I'm sure its possible! I find with more difficult rare pairs like this, the conditions have to be fairly specific for it to work well and I just like the placement of post10 bc it found garmadon in more of a place of vulnerability than he is usually, so it felt easy to slot dareth in.

anyway im fairly dead these days so i bestow you with my legacy lmfao spread the good word pal I follow the tag so I will ardently support you <333