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russel: we just ate why are you making pancakes

2d: they're for the street dogs

russel: why are you making pancakes for the street dogs

2d: they dont know how

[gorillazincorrect]

2d: whats the matter

ace: i just found out i have a latex allergy

2d: oh shit that means you cant-

ace, tearing up: eat anymore balloons

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ace: gonna be honest. a lot of hot people go to art museums. im one of them.

2d: im 2 ugly they wont let me in

2d: that and my shirt that says “i eat oil paintings when security guards aren’t looking”

[gorillazincorrect]

2d: i slept for almost 12 hours but i migt still be tired so lets go for 12 more just in case

ace: stuart thats a coma.

2d: sounds festive

[gorillazincorrect]

ace: im ambidiextrous

2d: yo that’s wassup dude love who you love

[gorillazincorrect]

2d: hey do you have any shaving cream

ace: nah i dont like the way it tastes

2d: ...you eat shaving cream??

ace: no why would i eat it if i dont like the taste

[gorillazincorrect]

2d: murdoc gave me a get better soon card

ace: aw, that’s sweet!

2d: i wasn’t sick. he just thought i could do better

[gorillazincorrect]

ace: gentle reminder not to eat too much candy before bed.

2d: no.

ace: this was a gentle reminder, yet your words of defiance bring me ungodly amounts of rage.

[gorillazincorrect]

russel: 2d eats unpeeled oranges. thats fucked up right.

murdoc: no.

noodle: not really, no.

ace: you’re supposed to peel them?

[gorillazincorrect]

2d: i think we should have glowstick juice injected in our bones when we’re born so if we break em theres a fun little surprise

ace: whats the surprise

2d: blood poisoning

[gorillazincorrect]

noodle: 2d are you high?

2d: am i what

noodle: high

2d: hello