we seemed like a good idea

"One good thing about music, when it hits you, you feel no pain."  ducks are being screwed

[goscrewaduck]

Merry Crimbus from my ugly onesie to yours 😬🎄

[goscrewaduck]

The heat is broken in our apartment, so of course I stole Enzo’s body heat. I don’t think he minds.

[goscrewaduck]

My inner emo kid was fangirling last night #hisinfernalmajesty

[goscrewaduck]

My ferocious beast of a dog curled up on my pillows and did this. 😩❤️ #dontbullymybreed #pitbullsofinstagram #enzobanenzo

[goscrewaduck]

Life is hard. #pitbullsofinstagram #enzobanenzo #dontbullymybreed #dogsofinstagram

[goscrewaduck]

Doodling on my leg because why not

[beachdeath]

do kids these days know about grace kelly by mika

[beachdeath]

[emmorgzz-deactivated20180313]

WHAT. IS. THIS. SORCERY.

[spanishskulduggery]

My pet peeve in writing is the bilingual character who just sprinkle in words from a different language for no other reason than the author wants to remind you they’re bilingual

[ravenlunaticthoughts]

whatever do vous mean

[spanishskulduggery]

tú come into mi casa on this the day of my hija’s boda

[horriblebeing-deactivated201906]

Preferred pronouns?

dont talk about me

[therandomninjakitty]

[just-shower-thoughts]

The police should wear red and blue light up shoes for when they get into chases by foot

[ambiguousrambles]

#did Jake Peralta say this [x]

[showerthoughtsofficial]

Adulthood is when 4:30am is early in the morning instead of late at night.

[stability]

[abduction]

[typography-images]

[arahir]

all night long the sword on the wall above my bed has been rattling and i finally woke up all the way and went wtf and turned on the light and found this.

[arahir]

@ those of you saying this is cute… that’s a feral rat. a feral rat hovered over my head watching me sleep for three hours while trying to figure out how to assassinate me with a longsword. thanks.

[marky-v]