Lame

[rockodile-deactivated20181110]

I MISS MIIVERSE :( children are super funny

[piratekingcon]

god i miss this

[mageknight14]

What even was Miiverse?

[vampmotel]

IM CRYING

[thegmsighs]

there are two types of players

[arcadeigannon]

courier six: says anything

arcade:

[undeadcourier]

[iserlychopedly]

[sumetal]

Mutuals

Hold out your hands

[kibumkim]

ok

[sumetal]

[kibumkim]

[vvdotcom]

I changed my mind, TikTok is Vine 2, which is amazing.

[djsubatomic]

Visit Original Link

Inspired @connorsquarter ‘s post

[scarecrow-forest]

11 years old Jax and a ghoul named Eternity

[wastelandjournal]

[mojaveheart]

Motherless child, doest thou believe

That thine afflictions have caused us to grieve?

Motherless child, angels have closed their eyes

Thou wast thrown away and exposed

[ofools]

Would anyone like to see pictures of this bird I’m friends with

[ofools]

I love her

[ofools]

i am loving people’s attempts to identify this bird its just an australian magpie, she’s not a chimera, she’s not a fucked up crow, etc. she is just….. a regular run of the mill magpie

[ofools]

She is also a mother…. here is her yelling son who she brought to me one time

[windriderdelta]

HOW THE HELL DID YOU BEFRIEND AN AUSTRALIAN MAGPIE

[ofools]

i give her chips sometimes

[ethanrayne]

From what I’ve heard, australian magpies are actually quite nice if they trust you not to hurt them. Swooping season happens because, as a species, they’ve learned that most humans are Dangerous and so they preemptively attack to protect themselves and their young. If you’ve been nice to a group of magpies, though, they’ll remember you and you won’t be swooped at.

[olmee-deactivated20211225]

[deerjeeling]

kingdom hearts joke.jpg

[the-memory-den]

Incorrect quotes #2

Sole: I see the glass as half empty, Preston sees it as half full; that’s why we make a good team. Cait, on the other hand, just drinks right out of the bottle. Piper wonders why it has to be glass, and Hancock usually breaks the glass by putting his feet up on the table.

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Piper: Remember that time you dared me to lick the swing set?

Nick: No, I said “Piper, don’t lick the swing set,” and you said “don’t tell me what to do,” and then you licked the swing set

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Sole: Can I get some advice?

MacCready: I’m not good at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?

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Hancock: Sorry I’m late, I was doing ‘things’

Danse, visibly rattled: HE PUSHED ME DOWN THE FUCKING STAIRS

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[at the memory den]

Amari: Visualize the ocean

Sole: [terrified screeching]

Amari: A calm ocean

Sole: Oh

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Sole: I mean, come on, let’s just hug it out. Come on, hug it out.

[everyone hugs]

Preston: Alright, who took my wallet?

MacCready: Sorry

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Cait: Hey, cut the music, cut the music. Somebody left an ice cube on the ground and it melted and now my sock is wet. Who the fuck wanna die?

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Sole: You could’ve died!

Hancock: I wasn’t hurt that badly. The doctor said all my bleeding was internal. That’s where the blood is supposed to be.

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Sole: Once you’ve hit rock bottom, there is nowhere to go but up!

Hancock: You underestimate me. I’ve brought my pickaxe, and I am ready to dig.

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Piper: Is there a word that’s a mix between angry and sad?

X6-88: Malcontented, disgruntled, miserable, desolate?

Sole: Smad.

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Sole: I’m cold.

Nick: Here, have my jacket.

Piper: I’m cold too.

Hancock: Want me to set you on fire?

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Desdemona: So, what’s it like to be traveling with Sole?

Deacon: Once, I asked them for a glass of water while they were angry with me, and they brought me a glass full of ice and said “wait.”

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Nick: In your opinion, what is the height of stupidity?

Sole, yelling: Hey Hancock, how tall are you?

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Sole: Did it hurt? When you fell?

Danse: From heaven? No. Do you want my numb-

Sole: No I mean when you fell out of that vertibird. I watched you trip on your foot and kind of lay on the sidewalk for ten minutes.

Sole: Are you alright?

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Judge: How do you plead?

Hancock: [looks at Nick]

Nick: [mouths] Not guilty

Hancock: Hot milky

Nick: Just lock him up already

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MacCready: I have an idea

Sole: No murder

MacCready: I have no ideas

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Cait: Surgery is really just stabbing someone to life

Sole: Please never become a surgeon

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Curie: It’s unhealthy to eat past 7 pm

Sole, eating sugar bombs at 3 am: Good thing time is an illusion

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Hancock: I’m afraid of heights

Piper: Well it’s a good thing you’re short then

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Sole: Hi, I lost my companion. Can I make an announcement?

Shop vendor: Sure

Sole: [leans into the mic] Goodbye, you little shit

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Sole: So you remember the plan if I ever get shot, right?

X6-88: Of course.

Sole: Tell me.

X6-88: In the case of you ever being shot, as you fall to the ground, I am to sing MMMMM WHATCHA SAY no matter the circumstances.

Sole: Good.

[ghc-deactivated20190415]

imagine being a smoothskin LMAO 

this post was made by ghoul gang

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[adonischildsupportcase]

[topsydead]

I’m telling you elephants are chill motherfuckers. They fucking love being helpful. They once defended a man with heatstroke from a truck that came to rescue him. They knew he was sick, laying against a tree for shade. They were watching over him and petting him, and they threatened to charge the vehicle for coming towards him. Another person passed out, and elephants cried over her and buried her body in a traditional elephant funeral. (Piling branches on her). And were quite spooked when she got up later. And an elephant was helping workers to put logs in holes for a wall. On one hole, the elephant absolutely refused to set the log in, despite being punished and goaded. Turns out there was a sleeping dog in the hole.

There are so many good elephants stories. They will even help zookeepers wash other elephants– literally, a zookeeper can be like “[Name 1], please wash [Name 2]” and he will go wash that elephant correctly. Listen guys. Not only are elephants people, but they’re largely better people than us. I’m 10000% serious.

[ryan-dancing-on-the-staircase]