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Girl Defined historian • atheist / ex-christian • probably high • she/her

[spurgie-cousin]

Posted in the comments section of one of Girl Defined's year end "fundraising" posts I'm screaming

What makes this extra funny is that Bethany often brags about Girl Defined being one of her "many" income streams like girl. So does that mean you're taking profits from the non-profit, or that you're salary is donations? Because neither is very girl boss of you.

[gossipgirldefined]

She mocked people who have to "beg for a stupid raise" at the end of the year and LATER THAT DAY started begging for an arbitrary $35,000 salary from her followers.

[gossipgirldefined]

Name reveal!

[fundiebabynamebible]

GrandRod #3 is on the way

Jill announced nearly 2 hours late via Facebook. Kaylee is due 28th August 2023. At least the photos are better than Nurthan’s first pregnancy announcement.

[gossipgirldefined]

What the fuck?? They were on their honeymoon 5 minutes ago. 

[duggardata]

Beal #2* is "Term," As of Today!

Bethany (Baird) Beal is due with her 2nd Child—a girl—on December 24, 2022. As of today, she is 37 Weeks Along, or "early term."

You know what that means... Beal #2* Baby Watch!

[gossipgirldefined]

I totally forget this is happening so soon. I think she does too. 🤯

[duggarsetal]

This is Bethany Beal's website for her she works smart online course.

You might notice the price.

$1900. "Discounted" from $2400.

This is so, incredibly dishonest.

I've seen absolutely nothing to suggest that she has sold even a single course at its "full price" of $2400.

I've seen evidence to suggest she's sold it at $900 - her launch week price.

Then I've seen her trying to sell it at $700 dollars for her black Friday sale

But absolutely nothing to suggest that the actual price of her course is $2400.

In fact, before she'd even launched, she stated that she'd be charging $1900 for the course.

She's so fucking shady.

[duggarsetal]

In the ongoing saga of how much does Bethany's course cost, we have this update from u/frolicndetour on reddit (who is on her mailing list)

We have a new low of $697

I'm not sure who/if anyone is asking for a flash sale, but it's exactly $3 less than her previous lowest price.

I wonder how much lower she'll go. It seems around the $700 mark is where she'll stop, but who knows?

[undercoverduggarblog]

lmao 3 fucking dollars cheaper

[gossipgirldefined]

She says she didn’t offer a Black Friday sale when there’s a screen shot of it above lol

[spurgie-cousin]

More Kayleethan wedding pics part 6

[duggarsetal]

Oh my God, did they sing to each other?!?!?!

A duet?!?!?!?!!

[gossipgirldefined]

🎵 This is what dreeeeams are made of 🎵

[spurgie-cousin]

Literally speak to one normal feminist Christians, just one time in your lives I'm begging you. One decent Google search or quick conversation with your average person who identifies as a feminist would immediately disprove this point, I think it's super telling that Girl Defined has to straight up lie about the goals of feminism to make any kind of argument against it.

Feminism advocates for things like abortion rights or pay equality so that women have the OPTION to make the choices that are right for them, not because they think that's what everyone wants?? The literal defining principal of feminism is to give all women OPTIONS and the ability to control the trajectory of their lives that's the whole fucking point.

I know these points have been made about GD ad nauseam, I am just so exhausted with these Christian try hards getting to demonize the movement that gave them the freedom to make this fucking company in the first place. Without feminism you wouldn't even be able to girl-boss from home, Bethany and Kristen, you have the option because some brave women before you thought you should and fought for it.

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Women arguing that not all women want autonomy. 🤡 Yes you do, girlboss.

[spurgie-cousin]

Bethany is really out here trying to compare her bad hygiene to blow jobs lol GIRL.

1. Well.....poor Dæv I guess

2. I can give bjs all day and still have a cleaner mouth than you bc I can clean it without pushing around sometime else's chewed food and mouth bacteria on my teeth!! Ya nasty

[fundamental-cactus]

This was my favourite part of her stories today. 🤣🤣

[spurgie-cousin]

"Actually I find this SO funny you guise I don't care at ALL🤪 hahahaaahaha that's why I've posted 13 stories about it and it's all I've talked about today you guys are so silly for caring even though I'm the one who literally can't stop talking about this" corny bitch 101

[gossipgirldefined]

Yeah, your mouth gets dirty from other things, which is why you CLEAN IT. This isn’t complicated!!

She can’t hide how bothered she is about her course flopping and I am LIVING for it. 😂

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[gossipgirldefined]

I have never seen someone cope so hard.

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Happy Course Course Lunch Day! 🎉

So far:

Bethany is having a terrible day due to minor annoyances with Davey and the new house, which she ranted about on her business account. 

Reddit is tearing apart her webinar and the dozens of mistakes on her website (a goldmine of content)

The Daily Mail published an article about her.

Her private Facebook group for students has no members so far.

[gossipgirldefined]

Happy Halloween! 🎃😈😘

[countingandsnarkingon]

Webster #5 is a Boy!

[undercoverduggarblog]

so this definitely isn’t the last one since alyssa said she would want a brother for a boy

[gossipgirldefined]

I'm already betting the next one will be a girl.

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Two of my favorite typos from today

[swipingleftonfundies]

The transformed wife is on one today

[spurgie-cousin]

"voting is just too much for my fragile female brain!!!! 😥 nobody i vote for ever wins and im too stupid to know how to use google 😔 i wish i didn't have to have this burden" if Lori *really* thought women shouldn't vote she just wouldn't.......do it? nothing's gonna happen if you just DON'T VOTE then idiot, i'm pretty sure no amount of civic duty should trump god's 'laws' anyway right?

"can you imagine a woman trying to climb a tree" uh don't have to because I've seen it happen. actually faster than a guy can bc this woman was smaller and more aerodynamic. next question!

[duggarsetal]

You don't HAVE to vote Lori, but it is a hard won right for you to be legally able to

If you have no idea who to vote for, that's your own damn fault. You are just as capable of doing research as any man.

"Few I ever vote for win" that's democracy babe, its how it all works

Why should it be the mens job?? What nonsense. There was an entire rights movement based on this, not to mention that voting rights weren't extended to poc for years after white women (like you, Lori!)

if you personally don't wanna vote, then don't, idc, but this "my dumb woman brain doesnt know what to do" isnt a good point

[gossipgirldefined]

Her seamless transition from “I am overwhelmed by this problem” to “I have the solution for youuu!” is just fascinating to me.

Budgeting and seeking to grow your income isn't an either/or choice, that's the balancing act of adulthood. It’s starting to look like B is in this season of financial desperation due, in part, to her own refusal to spend and save more wisely.

[spurgie-cousin]

Calling the police to prepare for this future MURDER

[spurgie-cousin]

Any updates on this? It would really heal something in my soul to see these losers get dragged

[urfaveaqua]

The video is up! It was posted like a week ago!

[undercoverduggarblog]

trixie tries really hard to be fair but bethany and kristen are just fucking mean, man

[spurgie-cousin]

"Ashley and Ashley" and "this is written by someone who's never left the home" made me lmao

"i'm from a small town in the midwest, i'm used to extending an olive branch to people i don't agree with" totally and completely, I relate so hard.

bethany mentions that drag for some unexplained reason will make people's mental health worse and trixie correctly points out that that's HILARIOUS coming from someone in a high-control religion.

her comparison of drag to movies is a really good one, like just because you saw an R-rated movie doesn't mean that all movies are R-rated and not safe for children, and the same goes for drag. each show and performer is different.

"do you guys get the sense that these women hate each other" 💀

kristen and bethany's point that drag queens are "preying" on children is proof of their misunderstanding of what drag is. nobody who is doing drag is trying to convert.........children or even adults to..........what even? to be drag queens?? you think these queens want any more competition? they're there to get their OWN attention they don't give a shit about 'converting' anybody to anything (I wrote this before I heard it but Trixie also makes this exact point)

"i think we all know where it is (in the world) that men put on dresses and want to f*ck kids" "do people end up in (trauma) therapy because they went to a drag show?" i mean Trixie could've won the argument with just those point tbh

Kristen and Bethany keep talking about how drag queens "want to become women" and again. they just have no idea about the subject they're discussing.

"people willfully enjoying drag does not mean it's being 'pushed' onto your children" exactly.

I mean it's pretty much what I expected. "All gay people are bad and only care about pushing some secret agenda to make more gays" and because drag queens exist mainly in queer spaces that applies to them. It's just more of the same old tired bullshit spewed by people who have absolutely no idea what they're talking about and refuse to ever try to learn. Trixie is way too nice to them and makes a ton of great points, which I'd love to hear them respond to but again, the Bairds aren't the kind of people who are actually interested in learning and having thoughtful discussions, so they probably won't.