[unalivejournal]

Give me 2 glasses of wine and indeed.com and I'll have a new career by sunrise. The blue man group of Boston needs me

[unalivejournal]

Who is Tobias funke

[kaijuno]

“this is my HBO max profile.

i have shared my password with dozens of people and told them to use any profile except Chet.

if they click on Chet, they will be taken to locked Kid’s Profile set to TV-G which they can not exit without obtaining a PIN number from me, which I entered without looking and have no way of ever remembering.

i do this to feel.”

[cryptid-on-a-string]

tw: theft, body horror, facial disfigurement

Hee hoo I got your nose!🫰👃

[lakemojave]

Well well well. How the wheels on the bus have gone round and round

[rabidlitmajor]

Noooo don't get a tattoo it's so permanent blah blah blah my tattoo is whatever I want it to be and today it's an octopus

[gothclaudia-deactivated20190409]

[danny devito voice] charlie

[voynichs]

[caats]

[reapering]

out in public looking tortured

[dancinggrimm]

This bus company in my area has taken to giving its vehicles names. This one could have used a bit more constructive criticism.

[nyancrimew]

[enki2]

[kangals]

she knows she’s not allowed to bark at the cat, so her loophole is just to make a bunch of noises that are not barking instead.

[felisorablue]

Long Horse Makes Sad Horn Noises At Local Bastard Man

[lettheladylead]

can you draw something for me to masturbate to

sure

good luck!

[despazito]

Finally got a clear shot of noonoo carrying her spring, it's her favourite toy

[krambee]

noonoo….

[decorative-plant]

made by yours (un)truly

[itsdappleagain]

jesus no

[spookyclookykinz]

happy transgender day of visibility!