thug #75

GOTHAM THUG LOOKING FOR HIRE. WILL LIFT HEAVY THINGS. WILL BEAT PEOPLE UP. NOT OPPOSED TO RIDDLES. WILL NOT LOOK BEHIND ME WHEN BEING SNUCK UP ON. FLEXIBLE.

[gothams-smartest-thug]

" You know what I think? I think JOKER'S The Batman! "

DC roleplay / gimmick blog , local thug in the general gotham area ...

Could not tell you WHAT possessed me to make this account. Images used may be from the arkham games, but blog is just set in gotham city, any media. mostly inspired by arkham games tho. Thug number-whatever is currently not affiliated with any specific gang or villain (probably won't stick to one) but feel free to hire or fire the little guy. anyones free to interact, interactions canonically take place on the streets of gotham or in person, but honestly this isn't a serious blog it can be wherever. mun info: name is red, under 18, he/any. Just here to be goofy, ocs and non-roleplay accounts allowed as well, I dont mind. blog warnings: canon–typical violence, which means a lot, many crimes mentioned. Will try to tag any big, bad stuff. Expect a lot of nonsense, my views don't align with whatever I make the character say, I just stay true to how they should act or whatever's funniest.. ^,^ also warning that mun is constantly sleep deprived as well as running another account (trying..), may make typos orr mistakes! oki bye have fun

[gothams-smartest-thug]

" Oof.. Prisons a doozy. At least i'm out of there! Who missed me! "

[gothams-smartest-thug]

" All these big name supervillains are wild. Next thing you know, you'll be competing with some guy named clock king, or somethin'! "

" Or some guy who likes condiments! Or pennies! Good thing none of that has happened. "

[marthahajo]

..... Sooo! Funny story- hilarious even!

[gothams-smartest-thug]

" Don't tell me... "

[gothams-smartest-thug]

" All these big name supervillains are wild. Next thing you know, you'll be competing with some guy named clock king, or somethin'! "

" Or some guy who likes condiments! Or pennies! Good thing none of that has happened. "

[gothams-smartest-thug]

" You guys think penguin is hiring? Maybe a part time gig or whatever? All I really do is stand around... rob places... hold people at gun point– kinda.. kinda boring. "

[specter-on-the-roof]

yeah, he's hiring. just waddle into the iceberg lounge, he'll love it.

[gothams-smartest-thug]

" ... You sure? Somethin' about that don't seem right.. "

[gothams-smartest-thug]

" You guys think penguin is hiring? Maybe a part time gig or whatever? All I really do is stand around... rob places... hold people at gun point– kinda.. kinda boring. "

[gothams-smartest-thug]

" Anyone up to hitting some shops? Rob them, I mean. I need money. Also, maybe a sandwich... "

[theoneandonlyscaregoon]

Uhhhhh what kind of shops

[gothams-smartest-thug]

" Eh, you know. Jewelry shops, those places with expensive clothing, sandwich shops... the usual! "

[theoneandonlyscaregoon]

How about you help me rob a pharmacy and I buy you as many sandwiches as you want?

[gothams-smartest-thug]

" AWW, That'd be GREAT! Of course I'll help! "

[gothams-smartest-thug]

Tbh Tumblr needs more thugs and goons. Y'all are silly

" Ha! Yeah, we do need more. "

" ... I'm not silly though, the other ones are. "

[specter-on-the-roof]

no. you.

[gothams-smartest-thug]

" Noo, you! "

[gothams-smartest-thug]

Tbh Tumblr needs more thugs and goons. Y'all are silly

" Ha! Yeah, we do need more. "

" ... I'm not silly though, the other ones are. "

[superbat-lovechild-deactivated2]

everyone's a little silly bro

[gothams-smartest-thug]

" Yeah, but I'm not everyone! " " Wait... "

[gothams-smartest-thug]

Tbh Tumblr needs more thugs and goons. Y'all are silly

" Ha! Yeah, we do need more. "

" ... I'm not silly though, the other ones are. "

[honeysuckle-not-ivy]

You’re a little silly

[gothams-smartest-thug]

" Nuh-Uh! Why does everyone think I'm silly? I'm a full grown, super serious adult. "

[gothams-smartest-thug]

Tbh Tumblr needs more thugs and goons. Y'all are silly

" Ha! Yeah, we do need more. "

" ... I'm not silly though, the other ones are. "

[gothams-smartest-thug]

" I hate Robin, man. Gettin' my ass kicked by a kid is embarrassing. "

[sillyfemmerobin]

Just get good man

[gothams-smartest-thug]

" I'M AS GOOD AS I CAN BE!!! "

[sillyfemmerobin]

obviously not if your getting beat by 9-17 year olds

[gothams-smartest-thug]

" They are FREAKISHLY strong in my defense. "

[gothams-smartest-thug]

" Anyone up to hitting some shops? Rob them, I mean. I need money. Also, maybe a sandwich... "

[theoneandonlyscaregoon]

Uhhhhh what kind of shops

[gothams-smartest-thug]

" Eh, you know. Jewelry shops, those places with expensive clothing, sandwich shops... the usual! "

[gothams-smartest-thug]

" Anyone up to hitting some shops? Rob them, I mean. I need money. Also, maybe a sandwich... "

[gothams-smartest-thug]

" I hate Robin, man. Gettin' my ass kicked by a kid is embarrassing. "

[sillyfemmerobin]

Just get good man

[gothams-smartest-thug]

" I'M AS GOOD AS I CAN BE!!! "

[gothams-smartest-thug]

" The Joker told me a joke earlier. I don't think it was that funny... maybe he should change his name. "

[just-kill-me-and-get-over-with]

“What was the joke?”

[gothams-smartest-thug]

" Somethin' about killin'. Didn't even really understand it, I think he just wanted to be violent! "

[gothams-smartest-thug]

" The Joker told me a joke earlier. I don't think it was that funny... maybe he should change his name. "