Can we just banĀ all introverts already?
Honestly, if youāre going to be an introvert, you have no purpose in my company, or anyone elseās company for that matter. You might as well apply for disability because the only job youāll be good at is leeching off the government and the rest of our taxpayer dollars.
In fact, hereās a list of all the jobs you WONāT be doing and WHY:
Accounting: Done by robots now, and they donāt get stressed out.
Retail & Restaurants: Customer service, hello??? Have fun dealing with 45 year old moms every single day that complain about every little detail at length.
Bookwriting and Arts: Same as retail except those momsā tirades get picked up by the media and turn into full-blown controversies telling you to resign because youāve ruined their kidsā impressionable minds and now youĀ have to answer to the entire nation
Finance: Ha! Good luck convincing people to invest with you if youāre too shy! Also thereās RoboAdvisors so go over there with the accountants & say hello to redundancy!
Manual Labor (cleaning, construction, landscaping, etc): Thereās already people that donāt speak in those positions because they only speak Spanish and theyāll work for less than what you will (and probably harder, too).
Call Centers: You wonāt last a day. If the Indians donāt beat you out of a job, RPA technology is phasing out most call centers so enjoy a fulfilling 3 week career before you get laid off by robots who can use macros faster than you can type and better voice recognition because youāre not social at all.
ECommerce and Online Commerce: You think your little Etsy things are gonna keep you afloat when some Chinese factory owner in Guangzhou can shit out your same designs and sell them in bulk at 1/10th of the cost? Time to start learning how to sayĀ āčÆ·åÆęęļ¼éæéå·“å·“!ā
āOh, but what about tech positions? I can develop, I can do websites, I can fix servers,ā You introverts scream, your frail little voices quivering as you try to stand up for yourself?
Yeah, welcome to India, where the labor is cheep, the H1B visas are reserved for cushy US jobs, and where the accents and grammar are as spotty as the work quality but hey, as I said before, the labor is cheap!
That means, once you get in your job, eventually you will enjoy a conversation like this:
āHello, Introvert Ji, my name is Rajeet Singh!
It seems that I vill be taking your position as DOTE NET Deweloper. Your company has decided to hire me for half your salary because they need deweloper vith social skills that apparently you do note have. Donāt vorry though; I have trained in many call centers consulting people how to uninstall Computer Wirus so I am told if you can just do the needful and teach me DOTE NET in tree weeks they will offer you severance package?
By the way, no hard feelings okay friend? You may hate us Indians for being cost-effective, but we are like that only. Now, when we vill start on 1st lesson of DOTE NET?
Have any introverts in your life that you know? Send them over to @thes3nator for a free consultation on how they can cut that out! Weāll take even the most antisocial angster and turn them into a gregarious go-getter!
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