for a bi girl, I'm pretty gay

peak trans and proud

[hauntbaby]

Just heard a kid say “you’ve opened a can of worms, now lay in it.” More effective and terrifying than the originals tbh. 

[ratfuck]

fuck all philosophy except for whatever the hell Diogenes was trying to teach

[ratfuck]

direct action

[t-nwo]

How about just being polite & going into a debate with those who hold diffrent beliefs then you?

[ratfuck]

how about you eat my shit and hair

[brunhiddensmusings]

staying true to spirit

the OG of the vicious burn

[umm-whats-going-on]

Diógenes said you couldn’t spit anywhere but in the face of a rich man because once this rich dude invited him into his house and literally told him you can’t spit on anything that touches the floor so Diógenes spit in this guys face

[doncamathicc]

don’t you hate it when you go for a swim with a pretty girl and when you get out of the water your nipples have washed away

[whitmoreindustries]

I couldn’t stop thinking about how funny this was I’M SORRY

[yesperono]

A female Presenting nipples

[fioreromana]

I laughed way harder than I should have.

[silverhawk]

dare i say that stuffed animals are one of the single greatest inventions of all time and im thankful every day for the fact that someone thought to make animals but in huggable plush form…..saved me from a lot of bad nights and nightmares as a kid, i love you stuffed animals

[silverhawk]

 i just wanna thank stuffed animals for existing, thank you for being stuffed pals for all these years

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

<3 I hope they know just how much I love them <3

Like

All plushies everywhere you are good and wholesome and cherished and I thank u for being a thing <3

[lurkershadow]

I love that when I’m feeling cranky, I can go home and hug my wolverines.

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

BUDDIES :D

[gothiccness]

Thank you Gay Donkey, Lily Bunny, Coke Bear, Angelfish and Rocket. I love you all so much!

[teaboot]

Okay, new rule: if you regularly consume the blood and flesh of a demigod in a room full of chanting elders you’re not allowed to call other religions primitive and evil

[13faeinapenguinsuit]

This is oddly specific and leaves some very interesting questions unanswered.

[ermingarden]

Catholicism sure does sound weird when you put it that way.

[i-am-a-fish]

it’s dark

[candleroots]

lemme help you with that @i-am-a-fish !

[i-am-a-fish]

[tea-withnofixinsplease]

AAAAAAHHHHH

[i-am-a-fish]

[theseusorus]

WHaT HaPpENeD?!?!?!

[i-am-a-fish]

could someone please turn the light back off again im not properly dressed and im very embarrassed

[veinsu]

[pissvortex]

ᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷ rat baby

[somepinkthing]

tamaki suoh and victor nikiforov are pretty much the same people except if you’re mean to tamaki he’d probably just cry however if you’re mean to victor he’d still cry but would also kick you to the ground and step on you with his $9k gucci knife shoes. Both give off big fancy wine mom energy, but victor’s is mixed with hints of vodka aunt while tamaki’s more of an orange juice grandma

[chasertiff-deactivated20190402]

Prince Philip is the most badass prince EVER. And here's why.

Okay, so he’s got a girly face, and he wears tights and some high boots. Sure.

But check out that noble steed. That’s one ready-to-kick-ass-and-take-names steed.

While other princesses just run away and leave nothing, Philip gets AN INVITE TO HER HOUSE. He gets a song, a dance, and a first date.

He comes home, just to tell his dad he’s not going to marry the princess because he’s in love.

No. Other. Reason. He rides in and is just like, “I met the girl I’m going to marry. Now I’ve got a birthday party to be at. Bye Dad.”

Now how much do you think his dad weighs? That short fat little man? Probably pretty heavy.Not a problem for Prince Philip.

And then he gets jumped by goblins, both hands tied behind his back

But that’s not enough to stop Prince Philip.Oh no.

He breaks his hands free and starts chucking goblins.

Look at that face. That face. The “BITCH JUST YOU WAIT” face. He may be tied down by a dozen goblins but he’s not gonna take no shit from this witch.

In fact, he’s so strong, she ends up keeping him chained to the wall, but he still fights back.

Now when he finally does get free–

He’s ready to go into battle UNARMED. He don’t need no shield or sword, he’s going to go punch Maleficent’s face in with his fist. If Flora didn’t stop him, he probably would have, too.

Backed up against a cliff edge, nowhere to go. Fighting off goblins. But there’s so many and just one Philip.

NBD I’LL JUST JUMP AND SLIDE DOWN THE ROCK PILE IN MY SKIN-TIGHT TIGHTS.

Gate closing?

who gives a fuck? certainly not prince philip.

Lighting hitting rocks around me?

NBD BRO

Giant forest of thorns?

Bitch, get out of my way. I’ve got a princess to save.

Giant dragon of hell?

CHARGE HEAD ON.

Fire? Dragon? Burning dry twigs? No. Fucking. Problem.

Just smack that bitch on the nose.

Sheer cliff face? Fire burning behind me? Back to a wall?

Calm down guys, I got this.

I’LL JUST FUCKING SCALE IT ONE-HANDED.

And fight the bloody beast from 500 feet high, with literally nothing to save me if I fall.

Lose the shield off the cliff?

JUST STAND THERE AND SMILE ‘CAUSE I’VE GOT A FUCKING MAGIC SWORD THAT’S GOING THROUGH YOUR HEART BITCH.

Just chuck it. Straight through.

Then jump out of the way…

And survive. That’s what happens to bitches who mess with the woman I love.

Get the horse.

Get the girl.

EXPLAIN NOTHING.

that’s how he EARNED his happily ever after.

Srsly. The most bad. ass. prince. disney ever wrote.

[lovelynemesis-deactivated201903]

Just smack that bitch on the nose.

[ladyofthefanart]

Find your REAL Angel name

• First two letters of your last name • First vowel of your first name • Third letter of your middle name (or parent’s first name if you don’t have a middle name • Last consonant of your last name • Add IEL or EL to the end!

[cisphobicspock]

I’m fucking Flargel

[pumpkinetics]

I’m Buorbel 😭

[gothiccness]

Amilnel?

[hotvampireadjacent]

stop scaring vampires to see them transform into a bat

it’s NOT funny and stresses them out

[gothiccness]

Ok but I think this is making fun of people telling you not to try and make puffer fish inflate and that's 1000% important

[dateaboysuggestions]

Date a boy who’s there to comfort you on bad days and never fails to cheer you up again

[ftafp]

Reasons the universe was made by Bethesda™ according to a physicist:

The sun experiences 2 x 10^38 clipping errors every second. This is accepted as the only viable way to gain energy other than through microtransactions

Due to a bug, the one of the fundamental forces does not affect objects rotating counter-clockwise

Gravity.exe throws a DividesByZeroException if two objects get within 1.6 x 10^-26 nanometers of each other

Two electrons will clip through each other and get stuck together if they touch while one is upside-down

84% of items are not visible in-game, but still take up space

E3 trailers heavily advertised anti-matter. This feature did not appear in the final release

The open-world map is 46.6 billion light-years in radius. The nearest planet to the starting location is 54.6 million miles away. Fast travel is not yet implemented

the most recent of these bugs was logged 4.6 billion years ago. It has yet to be resolved

[assignedfaggatbirth]

listened to Bohemian Rhapsody today… i’m so very sorry

[assignedfaggatbirth]

If this post gets 100 notes I’ll recreate the entire song through memes

[assignedfaggatbirth]

OK so I’ll do my best to get this done soonish–it may be a week or two, but I’m doing it

[assignedfaggatbirth]

[assignedfaggatbirth]

[assignedfaggatbirth]

[assignedfaggatbirth]

[assignedfaggatbirth]

My masterpiece… is complete.

[chidi-anaqonye-deactivated20181]

op did not put in this much work for 160 notes

[doodleboots-deactivated20190129]

@musicalsandtrees

[scaldinghate]

I don’t know who to tag… This is a fuckign masterpiece

[taragrimface]

anyway the incredibles takes place in the fallout timeline

[taragrimface]

canon

[taragrimface]

[taragrimface]

[keeper-of-the-flames]

@thefingerfuckingfemalefury @kaieffingleng

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

O.O

Normally I am in favour of a shared universe but in this case I need to know that Calvin and his family and the Incredible Family survived okay

[charlesoberonn]

Why do billionaires look like a seventh grader’s first sculpting project?

[chuckle-voodooz-deactivated2020]

[ethantheheffalump-deactivated20]

Haha ugly People bad

[beep-beepster]

original context

[the-lovebug-files]