💌💌

[slashermary]

the way what we do in the shadows was able to make nadja absolute 100% pure grade dyke catnip by having her be the most ruthless horny bitch around who loves her family and being right and being loud and being violent and dressing like a haunted goth victorian doll who fell face first into a vat of glitter at an evil hair salon. like. she wails like a banshee every episode and she’s so so hot it’s like my skin’s boiling off

[angelicughart]

[buddieloustat]

Countdown to Season 5

[cottoncandysprite]

ATN news

[blazing-spectre]

sometimes an episode just knocks you out completely

[jadenvargen]

no, raiden, vamp isn’t for vampire. it’s because he’s bisexual. 

[nandorfucks]

Slay?

[prehistoricmancunt]

experiencing a category five homo moment

[plastography]

thats how this scene went

[breha]

a lot of newer vampire media has abandoned "can't stand sunlight" as too cheesy or too big of a limitation but it's good it's so good i forgot how good it is. vampirism comes at an immense cost it's both eternal freedom and eternal confinement its unending vigor and beauty is a thin veil over the brittleness of something already dead!!!! fuck yeaaaaaah!!!!!!!!!

[petfinderr]

Adoption page

[emziess]

small and hard Werewolf Feud, What We Do In The Shadows

[rosalie-starfall]

Nadja of Antipaxos

What We Do in the Shadows: Freddie

[1im-perfect1]

Thinking about Nandor and his word choice how much of an open book in a foreign language he is, how he wears his heart on his sleeve while not even comprehending his own decisions and motives and him being dumb not stupid.

The sound effect in 3x08 when he says “I relinquish you of your service” it’s genuine all of season 3 is him slowly changing his behavior with Guillermo and the whole “vampirism is a curse” feels real and genuine because he’s being disingenuous, he has to tell 1 truth and 3 lies “I care about you” drowned by “My cold dead heart” a lie “your just okay personality” another lie “just a little bit” the biggest lie after the heaviest truth, from then on familiar is used as an insult he doesn’t really think of Guillermo that way, 3x09 and 3x10 are all about Nandor playing a part (and all of season 4), 3x09 is pure survival and self-preservation he’s hurting so it means it’s everyone else’s fault, they’re all beneath him and still underneath all the coping there’s tenderness that spills out with Guillermo (that he was so scared was gonna grow apart and instead Nandor is the one that constantly tries to get away).

3x10 is the most strategic Nandor and the most serious we see him, he’s carrying out a plan and that’s why I don’t think Nandor is as stupid or oblivious (as the show might make you think) he knows Guillermo enough to play him, he starts talking about leaving when he hears the door opening, he knows he hasn’t told anything to Guillermo (he would have been the first to know), he mocks him about not being a vampire and giving him one last duty, but at the same time has already a goal in mind he finds someone to plan the journey to rid Guillermo of having to work, he gets a little too excited when he sees Guillermo because he’s getting really happy about it to then before the fight recompose himself and go back into character telling things that would make Guillermo mad, the “You shooed away some assassins who gives a shit” is such a dead giveaway after him fighting a whole month to save Guillermo’s life and how grateful he was about having his life saved also I’m 75% convinced that he knew about the hypnosis…tiny problem he underestimated Guillermo’s reaction but I also think that’s why Nandor is so interested in him, he’s unpredictable.

But Nandor can’t predict others’ actions (Laszlo’s) and can’t see through anyone else’s lenses so the only way he can explain to himself why Guillermo didn’t come is outright rejection, it’s setting yourself up for failure “the worst outcome” accepting it without listening because you have to come to peace with it, knowing that if you heard it from that person it would tear you apart so you forgive because you don’t want to hear it. But how does he get Guillermo to stay now? He relinquished him of his service in 3x08 so he’s not his employee anymore and in 3x10 he gave him his last duty…mmm he’s been really lonely lately…without…him…check mate, he’s gonna propose in the same exact way as last time but this time to be his best man hoping that he will be jealous…he isn’t…Guillermo’s gonna stop him because it’s too hasty and ridiculous…he doesn’t…he’s gonna ask him impossible stuff for the wedding…he gets everything and also gets Nadja and The Guide to help him…he’s gonna object to the wedding…he’s the only person that doesn’t, well at least Nandor got what he wanted but his wife stops him from spending time with Guillermo and he has a boyfriend, if Guillermo likes his boyfriend what if he likes Guillermo’s boyfriend too but he can’t steal him away that would be cruel and he’s not a cheater, if there’s 2 of the same thing are there 2 or just 1? Everything is resolved him and Guillermo like the same thing but they’re not the same thing but they are, Guillermo is being confusing first he says they are the same thing but when Nandor tries to give him his Freddie he says it’s different, this isn’t fun anymore…well everything is back to normal and it’s wonderful isn’t it? Guillermo isn’t his familiar, nor bodyguard, nor best man but here he is and single too…should he question why he’s still there or why he wants him there…nah

[mulderscully]

WHAT WE DO IN THE SHADOWS | 2.08

[vashti-refused]

[candysroom]

Thinking about how when natasia demetriou was asked why she thinks people like nadja so much she immediately said "she's the best. She's complex, she's a woman, she's got a big fat pussy"