Let’s all be honest, every last one of us wants to stand in the mouth of a dark cave holding a flicking torch in one hand and a sword in the other.

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@gothicphoenix
Let’s all be honest, every last one of us wants to stand in the mouth of a dark cave holding a flicking torch in one hand and a sword in the other.
I have a feeling this will become iconic in due time.
I’ve watched this for like a dozen loops and I still crack up every time
[Singing] T-Birds: Well-a, well-a, well-a– Tell me more, tell me more, did'ya get very far? Pink Ladies: Tell me more, tell me more– Jules (in time, astonishingly): Does he look like a bitch?
I hope that this is the last remaining piece of media that aliens find after we destroy our planet.
tumblr: on Dungeons and Dragons
Fanwalker Drawings May 2019
@take-on-meme‘s Haruka
@little-red-rabbit‘s Mollycap
@maris-solstice‘s Arstor
@niuttuc‘s Ecxilet
@gothicphoenix‘s Aaliyah
She looks amazing!
ALL trans lesbians are LESBIANS
TERFS, DO NOT, and I mean this, INTERACT
Let’s go, Pride Knights!
I saw this on Reddit and it had me in stitches so I thought I would share this with y’all
Bitch I’m WHEEZING
GO 👏 THE 👏 FUCK 👏 OFF. Also, the American educational system is trash. I applaud this child’s parents for giving her a voice and standing up against bias authority.
(Can someone caption this?)
Classroom full of mostly black and brown students:
Black student: [unintelligible—and then] …and then throwing everything away beneath it because it doesn’t pertain to you. I’m sorry —
White teacher: —you know what, I’m sorry -I’m sorry…
Black student: —No, no, no…I let you talk -I let you talk, you’re gonna let me talk.
[Other students gasps]
White student: Go ahead. Finish.
Black student: I’m sorry that this is the way that it is. You’re right, it is fucked up. But white people control everything…and that’s not fair. And when anybody, any other minority tries to say anything about it or change it, we’re complaining or we’re ungrateful or all this other stuff because we still have this or that. But then you say something about ‘Oh, I don’t want—there’s too many Latinos and there’s too many—’
White teacher: I didn’t say that—
[Various students disagree]
White teacher: I said I want to control the border!
Black student: You said you don’t want this to turn into a Latin country because there’ll be too many
White teacher: I did not say that.
[Various students disagree]
Student 2: You said you want to preserve the American culture.
Black student: There is no American culture. American culture is EVERYTHING.
[Various students agree]
Random: Mayonnaise!
[Students laugh]
Black student: And because you are white and so closed-minded, you refuse to accept that, you refuse to accept—
White teacher: Don’t tell me I’m closed-minded—
Black student: Everything you’ve said to me is closed-minded.
White teacher: Just because I don’t agree with you doesn’t mean I’m closed-minded.
Black student: You don’t need to agree—I -I’ve had conversations with people that don’t agree with me, but if they at least listen and try to accept—you’re not accepting the truth.
White teacher: Why do I have to accept what you think is right?
Black student: You need to accept the truth! Not what I think is right, what is actually happening right—
White teacher: Well, let me tell you what I think. You said white people have been in control of everything….who is the president of the United States right now?!
Students: A black man!
*Various sounds of incredulity*
Black student: WITH A WHITE CONGRESS! WITH A WHITE SENATE! WITH WHITE EVERYTHING ELSE! HE DOESN’T HAVE THE CONTROL OF EVERYTHING!
Random: GO OFF
Other Random: GO OFF–
*The class is in an uproar*
Random student: YOU ARE SO PRIVILEGED THAT YOU JUST DON’T SEE IT!
White teacher: Do we have to yell?!
Black student: Yes, because I’m mad.
Reblogging for the captioning. Thanks!
YES, BECAUSE I’M MAD.
This gives me hope. I’m 22. I’m not that old, but I’m assuming I’m older than these students in the video. To see this young intelligent woman school her teacher on white privilege and the affects of white supremacy gives me hope. They are young and using their voice! This is gives me hope ya’ll.
this👏student👏deserves👏an👏award👏for👏putting👏up👏with👏that👏teacher👏
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Reblog those rainbow gay squids and something good will happen to you
Having gay squids on my blog is reward enough in itself
if you’re gay, you’re doing GREAT and i will die for you
if you’re a lesbian, you’re doing AMAZING and i will kill for you
if you’re bisexual, you’re doing SPECTACULARLY and i will fight for you
if you’re pansexual, you’re doing WONDERFULLY and i will guide you on your journey
if you’re transgender, you’re doing GLORIOUSLY and i will climb a mountain for you
if you’re asexual or aromantic, you’re doing INCREDIBLY and i will walk through fire for you
if you’re nonbinary, you’re doing BEAUTIFULLY and i will defend your honour
if you’re queer or questioning, you’re doing EXCEPTIONALLY and i will protect you
The post was going good UNTIL the “queer” part… please NEVER use it to refer to others.
“If”. Ffs is says IF. You people are unbelievable.
Yes, but what a shame, what a shame the poor groom’s bride is
uh… Thor?
Some people will have no fucking idea how funny this is if they haven’t heard the story.
you have been visited by the seven magic dragon balls your biggest wish will be granted but only if you reblog
Couldn’t risk it.
didn’t realize they change colors. now I know o gotta wish.
THIS SHIT IS REAL I GOT THE JOB I WAS NUTS ABOUT BC I REBLOGGED THIS YESTERDAY maybe it’s a coinkidink but it okay just take the necessary steps to achieve what you’re wishing for and YOU CAN DO IT
2019 Wild Ride Master Post
Former Gearbox Software lawyer is suing Randy Pitchford for a bunch of reasons, including being a pedophile
Bowsette Creator Given Trophy By Pixiv And NicoNico For Creating Bowsette
Alex Jones lost the lawsuit against the Sandy Hook victims’ families and now his company’s financial records are getting busted open
Jeff Bezos is getting a divorce without a prenup and is probably going to lose a lot of money
The 20 Million Dollar Build The Wall GoFundMe got canned, refunded, and the organizer got exposed as a scam artist that has pocketed GoFundMe money before
WE’RE ONLY 11 DAYS IN BABY
the day is literally not even over and i got something else to add:
The Mary Sue publishes an interview with Dwayne Johnson claiming that he thinks “snowflake culture” is “taking us backwards,” The Rock responds on Instagram claiming that the interview was completely fabricated.
adding this to the post for posterity:
Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez Fake Nude Photos Debunked By Foot Fetishist
im going insane
Toby Fox calls out MatPat for using Undertale as a clickbait crutch and for refusing to source indie games he shows off
Tumblr Blog dedicated to reviewing and insulting McMansions is evidently getting archived by the Library of Congress
just playing catchup. zero days have passed since the creation of this post.
Bungie regains independence from Activision and retains publishing rights for Destiny
When the whole party is down but your bard is up
jack had absolutely no right to go this hard
Jack Black always goes this hard.
YA’LL....
Mainstream Media Now Openly Reporting on the Elite Lining Up to Ingest the Blood of Children…. Seriously
Once the talk of conspiracy theorists — the rich ingesting the blood of the young to foster longevity — is now a reality and an actual business in the United States. Not only is it a business but billionaires are actually admitting their interest in it. Now, even the mainstream media is reporting it.
Peter Thiel, the billionaire co-founder of PayPal and adviser to Donald Trump told Inc. magazine:
“I’m looking into parabiosis stuff, which I think is really interesting. This is where they did the young blood into older mice and they found that had a massive rejuvenating effect. I think there are a lot of these things that have been strangely under-explored.”
As Vanity Fair reports, Ambrosia, which buys its blood from blood banks, now has about 100 paying customers. Some are Silicon Valley technologists, like Thiel, though Karmazin stressed that tech types aren’t Ambrosia’s only clients and that anyone over 35 is eligible for its transfusions.
Aside from the gruesome historical and occult background of such practices, there is literally NO DATA that suggests the process even works.
“There‘s just no clinical evidence [that the treatment will be beneficial], and you‘re basically abusing people‘s trust and the public excitement around this,” Stanford University neuroscientist Tony Wyss-Coray, who conducted a 2014 study of young blood plasma in mice, told Science magazinelast summer, as reported by Vanity Fair.
#STAYWOKE
@tchallin
are you fucking shitting me rn
What time line are we in
The council used me to weave together a new, unique timeline. So glad you’re here to witness the pandemonium :)
Well I don’t like it put it back
Unfortunately I cannot, the council forbids anymore futzing the timeline, with the threat of death :’)
What the shit?
fuck pewdiepie subscribe to jablinski games
KEEP GOING
yes, swallow that sweet sanitized mainstream content major corporations can safely put their ads on instead of supporting independent content creators
Awfully fast for 1mil. I wonder how many are bots because this really does seem suspect.
jack black being puppeteered by a reptilian: how do you do fellow children?
y'all: yasssss queen.
ARE YALL LIKE??????????? OKAY???????????????? DO YOU NEED HELP IS THIS A CRY FOR HELP
jack black: *is a well known, likeable person who makes good music and has fun and people love him for it, makes a gaming channel so he can have fun with his son*
y’all dumbass motherfuckers: it’s bots and he’s also a lizard man and subscribing to him instead of pewdiepie is feeding into corporations
[id: “it’s the heat” meme reading “It’s the antisemitism”]
Yes your millions a year making independent creator…