I like weird al better

My only goal in this god-forsaken website is to be read by pm seymour and yell seymour like superintendant chalmers

[gothobelix]

Ice cold take of the week:

Tumblr is reddit but for people who are actually funny

[satan-offical]

I've lied to all of you.

I'm not actually English.

I'm... I'M A QUARTER WELSH! I'M NOT FULLY ENGLISH! I LIED I FUCKING LIED I'M SORRY!

[gothobelix]

I didn't know the devil was related to Greg davies

[sunny-draws-things]

GUYS PIRATING IS BAD.

DO NOT PIRATE ANYTHING. NOT SHOWS/MOVIES. NOT GAMES OR SAFER GAMES. AND CERTAINLY NOT BOOKS. AND DO NOT DOWNLOAD YOUTUBE VIDEOS. AND NEVER EVER EVER WATCH MUSICALS WITHOUT GOING TO THEM AND DONT USE ADBLOCKERS/OTHER ADBLOCKER TO AVOID ADS AND VIRUSES PIRATING IS VERY HARMFUL TO THE CORPORATIONS WHO WORKS VERY HARD TO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF PEOPLE AND THEIR MONEY. ANYONE WHO PIRATES IS BAD. BAD PIRATING. EVIL. OH AND THIS

[gothobelix]

Item: The Welcome Mat Rarity: ⏶ Common

What game feels like "home" to you no matter when you come back to it?

Feed your dashboard by answering my question, blogger.

farming simulator

[isawken]

going over to my minimalist girlfriend’s house and she apologizes profusely for the mess and there’s just a single perfect, fresh pea on the floor of her living room

[bluelois]

Blue Lois

[isawken]

can i help you

[redmarge]

Red Marge

[isawken]

jesus christ. I Am Under Fucking Attack

[gothobelix]

goth obelix

[johnny-depp-is-loved]

[boltlightning]

can everyone do me a favor and tell me your favorite thing to put on toast in the tags

[logically-devonian-blog]

How the Geneva Drive (the mechanical step that makes the second hand on a clock work by turning constant rotation into intermittent motion) works.

[thelynnfiles]

Oh snap!

[cutlerish]

As an engineer, this makes me happy.

[thefurrynerd]

If only one loop of this gif were equal to one second…

[endoshan]

easy peasy

[aibohphobia]

watching this while listening to a clock ticking is the best decision i have ever made

[puppybeargf]

[sonbr]

You may like this amazing web page then: https://ciechanow.ski/mechanical-watch/ It’s a full break down of how a mechanical watch works, every single part including a complication. Every diagram is interactive and beautifully put together. It’s a fantastic read, fun to play with and really informative.

[eightyonekilograms]

Seconding this recommendation, and in fact this person’s entire blog: he has multiple of these explainers and they’re all good.

In particular, if you’re a programmer who finds floating point numbers to be exotic dark magic, I strongly recommend his Exposing Floating Point post. There are many guides/tutorials on floating point arithmetic out there but IMO this is the best one and makes them really not seem so difficult by the end of it (or at least, all their counterintuitive behavior now makes sense).

[asks-offical]

Anyone who reblogs this will be sent a random silly ask

I mean it. I'm bored and don't want to do homework so if you want to be interacted with more that's what I'm here for.

[mcdolans]

ha?

every single person who reblogs this

every

single

person

will get “doot doot” in their ask box

[semememes-blog]

HOW

[lexiwestiiee]

I WANT TO KNOW YOUR SECRET

[takemewherethewildthingsare]

SERIOUSLY THOUGH WHAT ARE YOU

[clariphonete-deactivated2014111]

I GOT THIS AND I WAS LIKE WHAT THE FUCK

[wrappingpaper]

there are over 128,000 notes and i still got one

how

[bbassam-deactivated20151227]

i reblogged this less than 2 minutes ago

how the actual fuck

[iamsensitive]

well

do not question

[too-hilarious]

I want a doot doot

[surferbobby16-blog]

Y'all better be shittin me

[awkward-scarfy-boi-deactivated2]

do it

[psychlocked]

give me doot doot

[pride-on-a-string]

Please??

[sulferandwater-deactivated20211]

We might break this person

[yetizeus]

doot doot?

[generic-blog-name-69]

Can I have one?

[life-is-arrowing]

gimme a d o o t d o o t

[jesus-christ-super-ace]

doot doot

[finns-glitter-glue-deactivated2]

OH?

[thecrabbybarista]

UPDATE

[parkerpeter24]

I bet I won’t.

[halfblood-princess-505-deactiva]

How bout me?:)

[marvelousell]

Hm🤔

[marvelousell]

OKAY UPDATE SKSKSKS

[holylulusworld]

Okay. Here we go. 😂

UPDATE: 2.253.862 notes and I still got one!

[retromotherfuckers]

i want a doot doot

[god-of-the-sun-hyperion]

I just want a lil doot doot😓

[odysseuscore-deactivated2024081]

im curious..

[just--a--random--human--being]

can i get one?

[dionysus-god-of-all-things-wine]

do me :3

[green-tea217-deactivated2024122]

Ok but is it true?

[dionysus-god-of-all-things-wine]

it took a little bit to get doot dooted for me

[icyredrose]

I gotta test this

[janmutelokan]

mmh

[swallowtailpenis]

doot doot?

[thatparablog2]

I wanna doot doot real‼️‼️

[del3tingalltracezz-deactivated2]

doot doot/

[th3-pr0ph3tt]

…i wanna b dooted :<

[hmmmourhwash-deactivated2025052]

Im testing if its scam or not

[k4bby]

gimme gimme

[wheezecheese]

I don’t believe you

[v11v1-en]

there’s no way

[v11v1-en]

???

[blaxolt]

reblogging 3 times for science

[rinatepaste]

i need to know

[phorbolicious]

…Does this still work?

[no-one-offical]

‎

[jayyyyyy-is-gayyyyyy]

i absolutely need to know if this still works.

[do-not-u-dare]

does this work

[evil-lemonade-offical]

For science

[sillynillian-deactivated2026032]

there’s no way bro it’s been 12 years

[evil-lemonade-offical]

Tis the purpose of the experiment– my hypothesis says it won’t work, yet I feel compelled to try

[evil-man-offical]

I want to try

[daliatheportalmaster]

…Does this work-

[evil-man-offical]

I still haven’t gotten a doot doot

[daliatheportalmaster]

[puts a hand on your shoulder]

I guess you could say… It was noot noot meant to be

[evil-man-offical]

…

I’m leaving

This is the end of evil man offical

Goodbye.

And goodnight

[daliatheportalmaster]

[evil-man-offical]

HOLY CRAP IS THAT TWINK?!

FROM THE HIT GAME “ZEBRA”!?!

[evil-pukicho-real-offical]

holy shit

[enrise-5]

There ain’t no way he’s still doing this

[ririwithrice]

happens

[asexual-bean]

hello

[algae122]

hi

it’s been years but maybe

[shadow-milk-cookie-offical]

Okay.

[hollyberry-cookie-offical]

<3: Les see

[luckiest-lamb-in-town-official]

I shall try for the doot doot >-<

[fallen-ozark]

I’m gonna try

[s1llysharkk-deactivated20260507]

Huh..

[d4rling-boy-zhane]

Doot doot🐷

[biscuitcollective]

theyre still doing this??

[themosteclecticwitch]

Are you gonna give us a doot doot?

[jqydiqm0nds]

I wanna doot doot :(

[democritus-atomos]

hmmmmmmm

[laciffo-natas]

I would like to request a doot doot

[221lesbiandconfused]

will I get another door door if I do this again?

[boatgrave-deactivated20250901]

[mysteryteacup]

*Scrolls past*

*reluctant sigh*

*scrolls back up*

*rebogs*

[strawberry-offical]

am i the only one that like

doesnt have funny drafts

or like

drafts at all

i dont keep drafts. when something comes to my mind, i POST it. and if it flops, i JUMP OFF A BUILDING.

[willgrahamscock]

KILL AI AND REBLOG AND CREATE ART IN 2026

[gothobelix]

If anyone has made an isa x winston enemies to lovers fanfic just lmk

[tall]

[gothobelix]

I love how jacksfilms went from a guy who wrote music who asked his fans for suggestions to made those asks most of his content to being soley famous for the most horrendous stuff

[gothobelix]

Y'know, by the way diaphragms look, I never thought it would be inserted that way