B) @gotta-goat-fast - Tumblr Blog

I thought these were edited but they aren’t. This grumpy fish queen actually gets pissed at you for just existing and smites the ever-loving fuck out of you. God bless.

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fenris-calls

Honestly it’s perfect for her and I’m glad they didn’t hold back.

cleancore

yugirimistwalker

this post is so fucked up because whenever it comes up on my dash i will without fail spend at least 30 seconds dragging a sponge around my screen like an idiot. no matter how many times i see this post it still gets me and now im about to do it again for good measure

rainyzombiekitten-deactivated20

he has something to say

le vieux razzle dazzle

agpicklefeet

I offered my rat some popcorn and it was hilarious

agpicklefeet

He was like

clarabeau

my inability to make this video go viral was certainly my biggest failure of 2017

sloppystyle

saprila

@rodnt

thebootydiaries

cashier: sorry sir this coupon isnt valid

me: omg… why would you…. dont listen to her coupon

coupon: ii jjsut wwaantted 2 hhelpp u geett 50% offf ffebreeze ffabrric refhreshers i,,,

somecutething

This dog plays Jenga…..

At some points, the video may look like it has stopped, but that’s just the dog’s concentration.

hedyke-remaking

lambrook-moved-deactivated20191

okwait-deactivated20201120

this is the only video i’ve ever encountered on tumblr that plays WITH VOLUME all on it’s own. For the 4th time today I’ve nearly scrolled passed this video only to have him screech at me. What do you want? Validation? this post is sentient and its horrifying