Fucking Idiot Can't Even Fry An Egg

I can deal with neither emotions nor food (he/him/his)

[gottagoslower]

www.rbnjb.com?a=05045561

R-a-y b-a-n glasses anniversary, only this day!

[ahollowyear]

[kanna-ophelia]

I am so happy

[lost-in-fictionn]

2020 with every new month

[simmerstesia]

anonymous leaked bolsonaro’s private info including his credit card number and someone on twitter bought a whole ass macbook pro with it. yes. a person bought an macbook pro with the president’s credit card. this country really isn’t for beginners

[simmerstesia]

SOMWBODY ELSE BOUGHT. A FUCKI NG APARTMENT I-

[determinate-negation]

using tumblr again now that everything in my life is cancelled or remote due to coronavirus 

[rneadowsoprano-deactivated20211]

Hanging out with old people rules because after a while they trust you enough to confess to murder totally unprompted

[hiscarissima]

Wait what.

[rneadowsoprano-deactivated20211]

Sometimes old ladies had to kick the ladder out from under their stepfathers when they were girls and that’s valid

[chickenfarmersan]

[heyitskasagain-deactivated20200]

how does wine DO what it DOES. I feel sexy. I feel relaxed. I wanna take off my pants and kiss.

[marissaai]

its the Grape

[koracs]

It's Dionysus

[krispyklean-deactivated20220530]

I just-

[eheuwygfmfnnrb-deactivated20210]

[byehellsitelmao-deactivated2023]

when something is deep and serious: what if this… was silly

when something is silly: what if it had a touch of serious but was still mostly silly

when something has a touch of serious but is still mostly silly:

[cutegorl]

It’s totally okay to say “you know what, this isn’t making me happy” and to walk away from whatever or whoever is keeping you from the happiness you deserve

[c3po]

me halfway through unpacking the dishwasher when i get to the cutlery

[millennial-review-deactivated20]

[skullsulker]

do you think Azula effectively utilized girl power by staging a coup in ba sing se

[afieldinengland]

can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky r like shooting stars

[zeinfeld]

Thinking about her...

[fluffygif]

He’s so talented.

[thanager]