hold me tight (or don't)

Ravenclaw

[forchrisevans]

Billy on the Street with Chris Evans

[everybidenjusthavegoodtime]

adulthood is just a never-ending cycle of So You Think You Can Wait Another Day To Do Your Laundry

[goatfrog]

wake me up (before you go go) can’t wake up (before you go go) save me (don’t leave me hanging on like a yo yo)

[agentromanoffsir]

some carrie fisher tweets to brighten your day

[thefalloutkid]

[y3]

*waits all week for the weekend* *does nothing*

[gardenofcfc-deactivated20200528]

this slapped me in the face

[esthete-god]

It hasn't been my life

[im-god-now-fight-me-deactivated]

things i always keep in my backpack: 

the bible (king james edition)

a copy of the U.S. consitution

a copy of my school’s current rulebook

i do this so that whenever someone at school tries to make a point and then defends it by saying ‘it’s in the constitution!’ or ‘it’s from the bible!’ or something else along those lines, i can pull out my own copy and say, ‘where exactly does it say that?’

also it’s just great to confuse people by pulling a fucking book of school rules out of nowhere in order to discuss what qualifies as a dresscode violation.

[im-god-now-fight-me-deactivated]

today during lunch a kid and i were debating the gender of god and he said “god’s a man in the bible” and i said “i’m pretty sure god is technically nonbinary or genderfluid, but let me check that” and i unzipped my backpack and the boy said “what’s she doing?” and my friend replied “she’s getting her bible” and i’m not sure how he felt when i set it down on the lunch table and flipped open to genesis but i definitely felt amazing.

[m3anint3ll3ctual]

op ur url says it all

[krakenartificer]

See, this is Chaotic Lawful and I am here for it

[harrypotteronline]

Freedom is preceded by the taste of fear, the smell of failure, and the sight of death.

Raise your wand for the fallen of the war.

The Battle of Hogwarts | 2 May, 1998

[everythingfox]

“Hands down, confidently after 26 years on the internet, this is the best thing I have ever found.”

(Source)

[ayrenn]

how do you think incels feel when they come to this website and see women wanting to fuck junkrat and pennywise but not them?

[saundering-deactivated20180828]

I read this in a very accusatory tone

[ayrenn]

honestly this is my favourite addition to this post bc if you read it as being accusatory it becomes hilarious

[stonedbabyygirl]

drink some water you beautiful and capable but dehydrated bitch

[jaylor]

disney peaked when they named that sky high character Warren Peace and that’s on that

[thebatbrats]

We make fun of Steve but if I introduced my 2 best friends and they ended up liking each other more than me I might also overreact so hard I peace out of the timeline and get back with my ex

[charliesangels2fullthrottle]

[writing-prompt-s]

The person who grew up expecting to be the “chosen one” learns that they are meant to destroy the world, not save it.

[helz-belz]

[not-a-space-alien]

Does anyone else feel, like, a weird inhibition against starting new TV shows?  Like, there are shows I want to watch but when I think about sitting down to start it something in me goes “no you can’t just do that.”  What am i waiting for?  I feel like I need to prepare?  Brain:  You have to wait.  Me:  Wait for what???  Brain:  WAIT