Calavera Garbancera

Ella [She/Her] || Mexicana Pata salada || Español & English with translator || FanArts || Pendejadas

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I need more ShikaNaru fanfics with Fem!Shikamaru...

I want to see Fem!Shikamaru's inner conflict, because she didn't fit in with the other girls and judged them as stupid/troublemakers for being more interested in being pretty or wanting to be with the boy they like.

She wasn't like the other girls... Or so she thought.

And then she starts to develop a crush on Naruto, she wants him to notice her and tell her she's pretty. These are such contradictory and problematic thoughts for her, because she doesn't want to change the way she dresses at all, but she wants to receive praise from the boy she likes.

On the other hand, Ino is delighted that her best friend is in love and wants to help her with love.

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Once the plant!Bernard regains its human form, Bernard can retain the gifts Dionysus bestowed upon him, but they are now a little more difficult to conceal.

Now, during the summer-autumn period, grapes sprout on Bernard's head depending on his mood.

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Tim, despite being a beta, may have inherited some alpha traits from Jack.

He's quite possessive and territorial with Bernard when he's about to go into heat; he wants him to wear his clothes, and he gives him lots of hickeys on his neck... Tim wants to get him a collar with the letter T to keep any alpha away from his omega.

Yes, Tim is just a beta; he doesn't have his own characteristic scent like alphas and omegas. But he's prepared to break the arm of any alpha who thinks he has the right to disrespect Bernard.

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It's awful to realize that your teacher wants to date your mother.

It's a bad joke, but a sad reality for Lian Harper as she watches Jason try to flirt with her father.

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Hanging out with your friend's girlfriend

Zuko & Katara /// Mai & Aang

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Bernard knows there are surveillance cameras on the boat (and in his apartment, too). But instead of being afraid, he uses them to provoke Tim.

He'll start training in front of a camera that might be at an angle focusing on his butt or his arms, maybe he'll take off his shirt, or maybe he's something more than just training...

He knows the provocation worked if Tim leaves early or makes a quick stop during his lunch break to go ride Bernard.

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Idea where young Tim travels to the future and meets the future versions of Tim and Bernard.

While they try to send him back to his own time, past!Tim doesn't understand why future!Tim is taking a break from the mantle of vigilant... And besides, he's having thoughts (not at all heterosexual) about how future!Bernard is treating him.

Future!Tim is slightly bothered by past!Tim's presence because it reminds him of the mistakes he made and how he prioritized Robin over his civilian life. Furthermore, past!Tim is ruining him vacation because he can't kiss or be affectionate with his fiancé because he wasn't out of the closet at that time.

On the other hand, Bernard may be spoiling past!Tim too much because he finds him adorable; he may feel his fiancé's jealousy gnawing at him and will wake up in pain.

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I didn't realise you changed your pfp and when I saw you on my feed i was like who is this??

I thought no one would notice because I'm not that active...

Although it's funny to think that they associated me with Aang made up as Kyoshi 🤭

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My Twitter feed has been flooded with posts about Zuko crying more at Aang's funeral than Katara did.

That Zuko would be wearing black all the time, that it might be a national holiday that day, about his commissions for statues and paintings of Aang...

Finally, Zuko, Aang's helpless widow, is now public knowledge!!!!

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A Twitter user is reposting old ZukAang art... and this appeared

It's simply adorable, a beautiful fanart that made me feel so tender.

Son unas chingaderitas😭🤏🏼✨💖

I'm going to use it as my profile pic.

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I'm torn between the idea that they bought the wine or... Bernard made his own wine????

Also, the poster in the background references this:

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There's a damn picture with grapes and the word "Wine" written in Spanish!!!!

It's Bernard's apartment, because I'm sure he still have some of the trash that the cult gave him.

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Idea for a Yandere Zuko...

Where Zuko manages to capture Aang, but begins to fall in love (and become obsessed) with him as they travel towards the Fire Nation.

Zuko returns as crown prince and constantly visits Aang to spend time with him, as he seems to be the only one who understands and comforts him.

One night, he frees him and ends up escaping with him... But also leaving a country in chaos because Zuko killed Ozai.

The reason? It was discovered that Aang has a uterus and can have babies, and instead of Ozai giving it to Zuko because he was the one who captured him. Ozai wants Aang as his wife because that way he would have the powerful heirs he so desires, being directly fathered by the Avatar.

Something broke inside Zuko; he preferred to betray and murder his father rather than let Ozai lay a finger on what rightfully belonged to Zuko.

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Despite the fact that ZukAang has six children, and the reason was that Zuko wanted a pocket Aang... the truth is that Zuko doesn't really have favorites.

What does happen to him is that he worries that his children will inherit the behaviors of their ancestors, so he was very worried and nervous when they had the twins. They inherit some traits and lines of behavior similar to those of Ozai and Azula, however, neither of them has any interest in the throne.

The twins are more interested in their heritage as air nomads, even though one of them is a firebender, she is more interested in doing archaeology and cultural preservation.

He's truly grateful that none of his children want to fight for the throne and are more focused on leaving their own legacy or making a life away from the Fire Nation; he understands.

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Following this idea...

Bernard has horrible parents who still don't accept him...

Now he has a pair of gods who actively decide to be his "grandparents," because Bernard does resemble a mortal grandson that Dionysus and Ariadne had.

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In your Bernard Plant AU.. would the fruits Bernard have be his children or something? Grapes can self-pollinate.. so little Bernard plant clones??

They're just grapes...

Or rather, they should be just grapes if it weren't for a certain bird trying to pollinate plant!Bernard, even though it's not a pollinating bird at all.

But the grapes don't actually reach such a developed stage because plant!Bernard is a potted plant and a bit too young to produce a "good harvest." (since grapevines only produce functional fruit in their third year).

However, if they could have a baby grape that way, it would be because all the nutrients ended up concentrated in a grape that grew too large to accommodate a baby inside the fruit.