GOUACHEVALIER

[theamazingdalet]

my sister's baby shower has a "suggestion box"

[thatsbelievable]

Source: The New York Tattler, December 31, 1909.

[evilwizard]

May the relentless forces of misfortune, calamity, and cosmic inconvenience conspire in perfect harmony to ensure that every conceivable stroke of bad luck, misstep, and catastrophic failure finds its way to you with unerring precision and unwavering persistence.

hey

[evilwizard]

someone ward my ass. someone bless me. this is so fucked

[evilwizard]

so you just couldn’t afford a Greater Ward or

[sandmandaddy69]

[malefixium]

[gouachevalier]

Perhaps she should try the chimney, I hear that works…

[alliception]

The Mari Lwyd running to your door so it can decimate you with its sick rhymes

[japanne]

I dressed up as a medieval ren fair version of the Mari Lwyd for Celtic Christmas weekend one year in Texas, and I am now forever fond of every bit of art and meme I see.

[smegmafactory4ever]

[crazy-brazilian]

[sunb1eeder]

33% of this site saying fucking a corpse is ethical…. be so fr right now…….. like no wonder this site used to have a major cp problem. degenerates.

[the-ghost-of-jetstream-tormod]

BUT WHAT IF THE CORPSE CONSENTS

[sunb1eeder]

[the-ghost-of-jetstream-tormod]

IT'S LIKE DONATING ORGANS, YOU'RE JUST SEX-NEGATIVE

[sunb1eeder]

[whunt]

bro LMFAOOOO

[emmaubler]

[sacred-portal]

[godisafujoshi]

[santijpg-gone-deactivated202303]

americans are like i was gifted child but also i didnt learn other countries existed until i was 35 years old

[girlmostlikely]

Literally

[cedar-phoenix]

best addition

[prodigalstranger]

[playwrongs]

In King Ludwig II’s defense, if I had basically infinite discretionary funds, was accountable to absolutely no one, and was king of a country full of picturesque landscapes, you couldn’t stop me from building myself a big gay fairytale castle on a mountaintop either.

[playwrongs]

This post is spreading and I feel bad about it because it contains misinformation, so for the record: Ludwig II did not in fact have infinite discretionary funds. He only acted as if he did. He never dipped into the public coffers for his building projects, but he spent his own fortune extravagantly and borrowed heavily from everyone he could think of. By 1885, the year before his death, he was 14 million marks in debt.

[insomniac-arrest]

~ ✨✨ 14 million marks in debt ✨✨~

[centrally-unplanned]

I always find this inspiring because try to name another prince of a German state. What did the rulers of Hamberg do? The Grand Duchy of Hesse? Gone with the wind, no one knows them anymore. But Mad Lad Ludwig built a top 5 most famous castle in the entire world. Money is fake, castles are real. Go broke and die like a winner.

[serial-unaliver-deactivated2024]

i'll never forgive pro-milk propaganda. it's not that milk is terrible for you or anything but the benefits are greatly exaggerated on behalf of the industry

[serial-unaliver-deactivated2024]

they were really giving kids chocolate milk at school like "yeah this is healthier than water"

[serial-unaliver-deactivated2024]

anti-milk ideology is an important part of communist praxis

[serial-unaliver-deactivated2024]