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25, follows from mynameisgoulash

[bloggirl69]

Goals for next year

Get serious about making and posting music consistently, garner an audience of 1000

Draw and paint and post it consistently

Sell pottery ✅

Collaborate with an artist I admire in one of my artistic mediums

Move into a more manageable roommate situation

Get an altruistic full time job ✅

Start doing comedy, either group or standup, for free ✅

Grow my tiktok and/or IG to 10k

Go to free people-meeting events (kaitlyn goes to mahjong night in sf, do stuff like that)

Find my boyfriend

[bloggirl69]

“Who Did We Think We Were?”charcoal and pastel, 2025. 18” x 24”. Details under the cut.

[bloggirl69]

I hated this piece so I cut it up and transferred my favorite parts to illustration board. It won’t lay flat because of the glue but I still like it way better now.

“Family Potrait”, 2026, charcoal, chalk, and toned paper on illustration board.

[bloggirl69]

i hope they put d4vd to death. i think it would be the right move. under all his romanticization of death he seems afraid to die

[officialpenisenvy]

hit after hit after hit

[valentinetheeviljester]

Maybe lean out

[valentinetheeviljester]

[nat-20s]

extremely funny to me that Kermit the Frog is the only main overlap character between Sesame Street and The Muppets. imagine your day job is hanging out in a community of lovely people that genuinely just want to help kids learn and care about everyone so so much and then your night job is the reason that you have to stay up to date on your rabies AND tetanus vaccine

[nat-20s]

at noon the giant you're hanging out with is Big Bird! a wonderful fellow who likes reading stories and singing and telling fun facts! at midnight there's a giant named Sweetums who makes you feel like you're being hunted for sport

[nat-20s]

Ernie, trying to maybe come out to Kermit: well you know Kermit, me and Bert-

Bert: Bert and I

Ernie: Bert and I, we've been best friends forever, but we're also something else too!

Kermit, who every goddamn night has to tell Beaker and Bunsen to keep it professional, deal with Statler and Waldorf's bullshit, AND update his organizational chart on Dr. Teeth and the Electric Polycule: that's really great to hear fellas, happy for you two! :)

[stellacartography]

Grover, alarmed at having spilled some finger paint on Kermit's flipper: I am so sorry, Kermit. Please forgive me.

Kermit, who deals with a multitude of bodily fluids on his person and all over the theatre every evening, who is unintentionally trampled by large monsters as they exit the stage, and quite intentionally has his little froggy bones launched into a wall most nights by Miss Piggy: It's ok, Grover. I'm a frog. I love baths.

[comicgeekscomicgeek]

On Sesame Street: Oh, no, Telly is watching too much television!

The Muppet Show Theater, that night: Gonzo attempts to explain his latest fetish at length.

[dogshitdotnet]

Come on .... Lady luck !!!

[bloggirl69]

My evil roommate has finally confirmed to our leasing associate that he will be re signing and it is ruining my night. I’m moving out (because of HIM!!!!) but part of me still wants to call the agent and be like “he’s perpetually unemployed and aggressive and has a history of driving roommates out of properties do not let him re sign”. But like not my circus not my monkeys I just really hate him. He’s really ruined this apartment for everybody.

[bloggirl69]

This picture of my cat is killing meeeee

[bloggirl69]

Ive asked my friend a few times if he’ll have a room open when he renews and he’s been like ohhhh i dont know and now he has one open and he didn’t tell me. I found out via instagram story posted by someone else. And i get it to be honest bc we’ve lived together before and it was just too close of quarters but he also recently asked me to hang out next week, I said sure here’s a place I think we should go, and then he tells me oh sorry lol I actually booked four things for next week and cant see you til late august. But what do you want to do in late august. It’s just inconsiderate like it’s just rude and he never apologizes or acknowledges that he’s being rude bc he just has to do what he has to do for him

[bloggirl69]

and it's extremely frustrating because the only reason I am moving out of my apartment is because THIS FRIEND recommended the roommate who would end up being so terrible to live with that 4/5 of us are moving out. like he's so bad to live with that one of the roommates that moved out cried every day before she left. like you did this to me dude and I've never brought it up, I should've but I didn't, and now I'm like genuinely hiding in my room whenever I'm home because you neglected to tell me that you KNEW this man was unbearable. and you have the nerve to like not straight up tell me that you didn't like living with me? it feels disrespectful like the least you can do is just be honest with me. and no I am not seeing you in august after you overbooked and couldn't make plans YOU PROPOSED because that's ridiculous!

[bloggirl69]

Bowl for my kitty’s wet food :D I have to refire it bc the inside came out underglazed but once it’s done I’ll post nicer photos

[bloggirl69]

Ive asked my friend a few times if he’ll have a room open when he renews and he’s been like ohhhh i dont know and now he has one open and he didn’t tell me. I found out via instagram story posted by someone else. And i get it to be honest bc we’ve lived together before and it was just too close of quarters but he also recently asked me to hang out next week, I said sure here’s a place I think we should go, and then he tells me oh sorry lol I actually booked four things for next week and cant see you til late august. But what do you want to do in late august. It’s just inconsiderate like it’s just rude and he never apologizes or acknowledges that he’s being rude bc he just has to do what he has to do for him

[segamascott]

[bloggirl69]

She’s so sick it’s hard to look at

[bloggirl69]

[anywhoozles]

[innerchildabortionclinic]

"dog residue" post means so much to my ocd

[innerchildabortionclinic]