I THINK DOGS SHOULD BE ALLOWED TO VOTE

Hi, I'm Helena. She/They. This is where I blog stuff. I make art and I write stuff and play videogames too much. Also, I love you whoever you are.

[theoburrsvirginitybalcony]

Men invented dueling so they could shoot hot loads into eachother

[theoburrsvirginitybalcony]

Please Lord not this post

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honey-nut clarity

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post-nut cheerios

[terramythos]

Soon they're going to make it illegal to sing a haunting siren song that drives people to the brink of madness 🙄 because of woke

[scrtchptch]

If I fumbled a beautiful nine-tailed kitsune I’d be guzzling crude oil in the depths of hell all alone as well.

[blackpyrefly]

when will chappell roan write a song about how bad ass blood borne is

[rachelraygifs]

In a sacred rite of passage, the beautiful baby bird "cannabis" spreads her wings and becomes the creature known as "weed" when her strain is named by a 15 year old white boy from Nevada

[funeralcity]

guard hearing a suspicious sound and walking around a blind corner to check it out then returning a minute or two later covered in kiss marks

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[junglejim4322]

One of my favorite tiktok niches that was created by people so bored they’re barely alive is that there’s a whole diet soda community where they believe everything you do greatly effects the way diet soda tastes and there are very specific methods of serving it to make sure you get the right flavor as if it’s an expensive steak or something. but the best part is they believe how long you leave it in the fridge is the most important part in all of it, which they call, “marinating”

[mayothompson]

i checked this out because i found it almost impossible to believe but its true at least for this one lady

[blinkpen]

Harvester is a game that deserves to be secretly good but it is not but it also kind of needs to be bad to also be whatever it is that isn’t good but makes it a gag gift on this earth that the world would be poorer without

[blinkpen]

i am never going to recommend anyone ever play harvester. but if you wanted to check out a playthrough one day, this clip is the pitch

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[ratbastard69420]

Me when I use the blender that makes 50% of all turtles feel immeasurable pain

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[mvaljean525]

. beach party bingo three heads are better than one king ghidorah rules

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Graphic - Javier Medellin Puyou / Jilipollo (B.1977)

[medievaljournalist]

youtube to illuminated manuscript converter is down again

[you2018]

HE GOT BICURIOUS IN THE TIMELOOP !!!

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