I am Gourd and I am 1/2 of SlopCauldron

He/they | EN Vtuber | I piss | Stream: http://tinyurl.com/sloptube

[gourdvt]

Me and @digitarumajoumi are putting out more cuts of us being unhinged on stream :3c

[gourdvt]

"Heritage Post"

-Annoying addition. Mostly there to catch reblogs. I don't need you to tell me what's good this directly. Wrong sometimes.

*picture of Ferris Bueller admiring that painting of the birth of Venus / Athena*

-Centers me into the perspective of the reblogger. Doesn't try to be an official/authority on something. I can enjoy a piece of classic art. Meaning is clearly added anyways.

[greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou]

you should be addicted to shutting the fuck up

You wanna fuck me so bad it makes you look stupid

[whyenn-reader]

[dogpuppy]

[dogpuppy]

[submalevolentgrace]

this guy gets it

[submalevolentgrace]

[longhorned]

never join a local trans group in proximity to a naval base

[pangur-and-grim]

I told my little nephew that I'd wave at his airplane when it flew over my house today, and he very calmly and politely explained that it wouldn't be possible to see me due to the limitations of human vision. I said he just had to squint real hard, and he took a deep breath and went into the toddler version of "see, what you're not understanding–"

[pangur-and-grim]

[werewolf-transgenderism]

laughed so hard I fully started crying over these videos of this guy's fucking dog who SCREAMS like some sort of fucking zombie when he gets to go up or down the stairs like I am genuinely fucking losing it what is WRONG with that dog 😭😭😭😭

[werewolf-transgenderism]

wait why the fuck doesn’t it have sound that’s literally the whole point I hate it here

[werewolf-transgenderism]

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ok everyone go here 👆 to fully understand why I was losing my fucking mind over this

[contemptible-scoundrel]

tch... so it's an alliance out of necessity, huh...?

[coelii]

[supermariomamafucker]

they need to come up with more words like necrosis and miasma and mausoleum and cadaver and morose and decrepit and stuff like that just so metal bands can expand their vocabulary

[unclefather]

you ever notice how covid cases have spiked since the cock destroyers split up? can’t be a coincidence 

[dangerousturkey]

since the what

[unclefather]

come here and sit down right now

[dangerousturkey]

Oh i’ve seen this before witch you wont get me

[killerqueenmp3]

[laura-the-swarming]

My mans unlocked a higher level of synesthesia

[dogpuppy]

[epsilonhybrid]

[nem23]

[xxx-m34l-pr3pp3r-xxx]

grok is awesome