STILL THE BEST 1973

it’s postmortemtsarina ✨she/her✨white✨29

[seraymerichateblog]

fuck it im reposting this bc op deactivated and tumblr flagged it for no good reason (as per usual. suck me.) OUTLAWS FOREVER

[flipchild]

[flipchild]

[powerburial]

picking the torture option and the next day the first thing he does right off the bat is make me eat a really big live spider

[hagiomoto]

[bgm05]

reading the Book of Bobos

[spellinwaiting]

every recent ffxiv quest has been like

objective: speak with the townspeople

townsperson 1: i… i struggle every day… ever since my mother randomly exploded in front of me i havent known how to continue

townsperson 2: its been madness i tell you! all these people just keep randomly exploding out of nowhere! i need to get out of town or else ill be the next person to explode!

townsperson 3: its been hard to feed ourselves lately. a man recently exploded randomly on the way up the mountain path to where we plant our crops and caused a landslide, and ever since we havent been able to get up there. if the path isnt clear soon we'll all starve

objective: speak with y'shtola

y'shtola: did you notice anything about the townspeople while you were talking to them? it seems they all live in fear of the random explosion incidents that have been plaguing them. it appears to be affecting their lives negatively

[frottinq]

When the mutual you really enjoy seeing in ur notes shows up in ur notes

[dogpuppy]

At the local hamburger shop and they said yelled out “order 167!” And three middle school age kids yelled in perfect unison “ 6 7!” Life is sometimes so beautiful

[moisterpeggingchampion]

If you reference 67 you deserve to be executed on the spot tbh

[dogpuppy]

If I was king for a day the first thing I would do would be to sentence you to a life full of love and understanding.

[wyrmicelli]

me tongue-deep in a sandalwood candle: 🤤

the tjmaxx employee loading a fourth tranquilizer dart into their blowgun: i need backup

[xxspacevampirexx]

Starting to think some of y'all don't even want to go on a doomed polar expedition with me

[hateusandseeifwemind-deactivate]

> Log out for the last time

> Die

> Go to hell

> All my mutuals are also there

Tfw blogging goes on, even in the afterlife!

[lufdraws]

(another iteration of) the martyr of st estinien

[3000s]

classic example of a pig egg

[77bears]

[stupidestasshole]

what if it was called magic the slathering and it was about lotions and ointments

[aceynk]

i found a secret lala treasure chest

[normalest-lux-ever]

Fun fact for anyone who does this, being a misogynistic man isn't funny just because you're trans or you think the idea of treating trans women like women is inherently funny, how funny do you think she finds your "ironic" misogyny when you punch down on the women that don't have cis privilege over you

[monkeywiki]

28 year old tumblr users will look at you and say do you remember thwomp day of 2013 when everyone was posting thwomp from mario 64 in different audio

[kaylmao]

i was going to make a joke about the opposite of cruelty free meats or whatever being produce with unnecessary violence added in but that's literally just the global produce market