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You… are Paimon. One of the eight kings of Hell. We have looked to the northwest and called you in. We’ve corrected your first female body and give you now this healthy male host. We reject the trinity and pray devoutly to you, Great Paimon. Give us your knowledge of all secret things, bring us honor, wealth, and good familiars. Bind all men to our will as we have bound ourselves for now and ever to yours. Hail, Paimon!

minnnty

armaniblanco

When girls are about to jump in the double dutch rope.

ganjflavoredcleats-deactivated2

Lmaooo

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bella rollin up the the cullens house knowing full well her blood smells damn near irresistible but risking it all for a chance at finally getting dicked down by the weird boy from bio

valtsv

fanfic titles be like “we have not touched the stars (nor are we forgiven)” and then you look at the tags & the first one is “anal fisting”

aintnosuchthingastoothick

Mood.

smatter-deactivated20220909

This is BRILLIANT acting

ireleygottapee

New mood treatment for 2019 when those negative self doubts hit you

mikeyfarrell

when any man over 45 gives me vaguely positive feedback

yungmeme

3blush

weirdness-is-good

Casey Frey was in a commercial for Just Dance 2015…

cctinsleybaxter

This is like that scene in every horror movie where they’re looking through old photographs and see the ghost/demon that’s been haunting them in the background.