ruhroh

he/they Some motherfucker named weed or something

[gr4sskidd]

hannibal lecter does not fart

[hamotzi]

happy hanukkah!!!!

[gr4sskidd]

two cars having sex

two cars having sex

my muscles my muscles involuntarily flex

[gr4sskidd]

hey everyone! the earth is an asshole

[gr4sskidd]

oh to have a -18 (preferably) non binary penpal to share shitty dark academia letters and send honey recipes and my favourite songs to....😳

[gr4sskidd]

when i say that i hate men ppl always say "bUt yOu'RE a MAn!!!! wHat A cLOwN!!!!!!!" like am i a m*n or am i a clown pick one Karen dont be shy

[gr4sskidd]

update everyone turns out im a clown!

[gr4sskidd]

so do you match your shirt with your socks or are you straight

[sepulchritude]

Do new ace people these days know about black rings?

[anotherknifeinmyhands]

uhh, i don’t.

[boyplushie]

yeah! there’s a thing where ace people can wear a black ring on the middle finger of their right hand as a sign to show others that they’re ace!

(I couldn’t find a version of this pic without the bottom text, sorry)

[stubbornseedling]

I had no idea this was falling out of common knowledge. Boost to get it rolling again! Quick tip from an ace who’s been wearing the black ring for like five plus years now and has gone through several either broken or too scratched to wear- save yourself the trouble, go straight for ceramic.

[xvynth]

there’s also aro rings, pretty much the same concept but with white rings, dont leave us out of it!

[canary-prince]

It fell out of common knowledge because exclusionists destroyed our communities 

[asexual-territory]

Always reblog

[make-kotlc-gayer]

Rebbloging for my aro/ace followers, y'all stay strong

[amydiddle]

I love this but my fingers hate rings. Spreading though.

[quinintheclouds]

consider then… tattoo

[garmaboy]

Looking up we see the point of entry

Between where we are and we’ve been

Looking down, I could say Heaven sent me

Hand me my shovel, I’m going in!

Hand Me My Shovel, I'm Going In!, Will Wood

[gr4sskidd]

VERY GOOD POST OP

[gr4sskidd]

when i say that i hate men ppl always say "bUt yOu'RE a MAn!!!! wHat A cLOwN!!!!!!!" like am i a m*n or am i a clown pick one Karen dont be shy

[lofijazz]

I took this from Twitter because it's no joke. A lot of witches tend to keep these lamps so I felt it would be worth bringing up. Please be careful and safe! Nobody wants to lose a fur baby.

Even if you aren't a witch, still please keep this in mind!!!!!

[chrissongzzz]

Don’t worry Bro , Black Tumblr got you and your Sister.✊🏿

Can we find her a donor please ✊🏿🙏🏿

[chrissongzzz]

I just spoke to the BROTHER Y’all now Please Reblog This 

LINK -https://join.bethematch.org/savingshaunise

[dreamshappenhere]

We gonna save Shaunise or we gonna bullshit?

[treetopblueberries]

RB WHETHER UR BLACK OR NOT, HELP SOMEONE OUT!

[gr4sskidd]

Im not a morning person. Im also not a night person. Im the creature that makes noises in your house at 5:28 am and even though it scares you, you've convinced yourself its just the floor creaking alone. Its not. Ẅ̴̫h̷͎͘ē̸͇r̵̯̉e̶̒ͅ ̴͉͌d̵͔̿ö̵̢ ̸͈̉u̵͖̐ ̶̨͋ķ̵̐é̶̝e̶̥̐p̸̢̽ ̵̖̓ủ̶̲r̶̫͝ ̵͈̊t̷̞͂ȇ̷̢e̵̝̾t̶̮͑h̵̪̔.̴͓̆

[tstwitterupdates]

TStweet 11/08/20 : Ok try zooming in on my nose now lol

[infinite-insomniac]

Nose: "We're done recording. Time for editing. Go to the lamp"

Lamp: "Editing'll take longer but def not as long as SvS: Redux did. Go to my shoulder"

Shoulder: "Doo Doo Head. Heh heh. I didn't have a third thing to tell you all, wish us luck!"

[gr4sskidd]

D O O D O O HE A D

[sanders-sides-uncorrect-quotes]

Remus, spinning around so fast that he creates his own weather: I'VE CONSUMED KETAMINE AND I'M GOING TO DIE

[4damien]

Anyone can help!

(Real pen the last picture)

It is important for EVERYONE to know how to help ANYONE. Not everyone can give them selves their medicine under every circumstance. Be educated, help out.

In the last year, i have gotten about five new violent allergies from foods i used to be able to eat. Next time i eat a fruit, my throat could close. I may not be able to inject myself. My boyfriend and i played with my trainer pen for like 30 minutes. He knows how to inject it. I know how. This is important.

[spaci1701]

Be sure to count out the five seconds you hold the needle down for!

In an emergency your time sense can go wonky so make sure you not only count it out loud but that you give it a couple of extra seconds to be certain.

[equalistmako]

every time i listen to “you’re a mean one mr. grinch” i can’t help but sit there and think “what did the grinch do to hurt you?” because dude just stands there for 2 minutes and 58 seconds and drags the grinch into the dirt

[damianmcgintleman]

he stole christmas, kayla! stop with your #notallgrinches propaganda!

[equalistmako]

you know what if someone told me i was a three-decker sauerkraut and toadstool sandwich with arsenic sauce i’d probably be bitter enough to steal christmas too 

[prokopetz]

Interestingly, though The Grinch Who Stole Christmas is narrated by Boris Karloff, the big musical number is sung by the late Thurl Ravenscroft - an American voice actor better known as the voice of Tony the Tiger.

My headcanon is that the Grinch and Tony the Tiger had a bad breakup, and “You’re a Mean One, Mr. Grinch” is the resulting breakup song.

[snickerslizard]

Did this really HAVE to be the first thing I see when I opened up Tumblr?

[prokopetz]

Yes.

[iguanamouth]

[star-spangled-jackass]

oh god theres art

[tediousfeline]

@altadude you know what must be done.

[altadude-deactivated20190418]

[lesbopsappho]

ive been avoiding reblogging this honestly but just. What the fuck. What the fuck tumblr

[magickspills]

I apologize to all my followers for this

[gr4sskidd]

I don't :)