A Problematic Pineapple

Amy* She/They* 27 * Ace This is my personal blog for personal needs. Expect it to be full of reblogged content, personal rants, and my fan fiction woes. Once in a blue moon I might put out something that isn't reblogs, stories, or rants. It is very rare though so don't get your hopes up. Support Me on Ko-fi

[gunpowdercarousel]

I don't need therapy I need rabid gay people freaking out in my inbox

[kineticpenguin]

At the risk of sounding anti-intellectual, I think that college should be free and also not a requirement for employment outside of highly specialized career fields

[kineticpenguin]

At the risk of sounding like an effete intellectual, I do actually think you should be allowed to just take college courses indefinitely

[yourunderwaterskies]

technically you can, if you don't care about degrees.

Free Harvard courses. Free Courses from Stanford. Free Courses from MIT. Free courses from Yale. Free courses from Princeton.

Free courses on Coursera.

Free Courses on EDx Free Courses on Alison

For paid, there's The Great Courses+/Wonderium. 20$ a month for unlimited courses.

When searching, the phrases you're looking for are Massive Open Online Courses (MOOCs), or you can do a general search of say, "free online college courses." Oh, and so you don't get surprised like I did, have an avoid: Hillsdale College is a conservative Christian site and not a valid MOOC place. Sign up with them and you will get things like THIS IS WHY THE LEFT IS TURNING YOUR KIDS TRANS AND GAY in your inbox.

[aloeverawrites]

@yourunderwaterskies I wanted to say thank you so much for adding these links, seriously, they've been life-changingly helpful to me-

And I also wanted to mention that humanitarian organisations have free courses too, like the Red Cross on international humanitarian law.

Humanity in War

Learn more about the Red Cross International Humanitarian Law (IHL) Program to train policy professionals, government officials, academics,

Kaya

Kaya is a free humanitarian learning platform which offers hundreds of training opportunities across a range of key topics, including the hu

[angellsell]

THIS

[my-dailydreams]

[sunflowersosa]

Nigerian Pride 🏳️‍🌈🇳🇬

I meant to have this out yesterday. Happy belated pride. :)

[catchymemes]

MANIFESTING A GOOD JUNE MANIFESTING A GOOD JUNE MANIFESTING A GOOD JUNE MANIFESTING A GOOD JUNE MANIFESTING A GOOD JUNE MANIFESTING A GOOD JUNE MANIFESTING A GOOD JUNE MANIFESTING A GOOD JUNE MANIFESTING A GOOD JUNE MANIFESTING A GOOD JUNE MANIFESTING A GOOD JUNE MANIFESTING A GOOD JUNE

[laterkiss]

happy pride month 🏳️‍🌈

[fangs-4-fags]

This world is so beautiful. People are shipping Ryan gosling and markiplier. Because they were both in space movies you see

[fangs-4-fags]

Tumblr users love to do things like this. I DO NOT mean this in a mocking way to be completely clear. I think it's cute. It reminds me of back in the day when people shipped jack frost and elsa cause they both have ice powers.

[fangs-4-fags]

Or like the superwholock thing. Tumblr users like to go "I like this thing AND that thing.. What if my FAVORITE CHARACTERS met each other? Would that be cool or WHAT!" And the thing is it's absolutely adorable

[fangs-4-fags]

You can say it's cringe or bad or missing the point of the movie all you want but I don't care. Yeah man, I bet it would be really cute if there was a happy ending and the blood murder man (in space) got saved by the dorky science teacher (in space) and they had yaoi moments. I'm so glad you're having fun

[motherblackcap]

I heard it was that time of year again.

edit because a bunch of people started following me for this post: if you're a harry potter / marauders fan-blog FUCK OFF !!!!

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[liquidstar]

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[crowshira]

[diangelo-supporter10]

[icantspellthings]

Every vampire is all "oh drinking blood is better than any food, drugs, even sex" but I don't even believe them because all of them were literally made before the invention of really good drugs and before we got all the nice foods from the new world, so I don't trust any of their opinions. Lestat has never ate a potato and Armand hasn't ever even tasted tomaotes. The only guy I trust is Daniel Molloy who has probably tried every drug on earth, has definitely ate nice food and would be a valid judge on how good drinking blood really is.

[frankynstein]

"Blood is better than any food, drugs or even sex" factoid actually just a data collection error. average vampire consumed 0 drugs per year before turning. Drugs Daniel, who lived through the 1980s & consumed over 10,000 drugs each day, is an outlier and should not have been counted

[octavio-world]

reblog to survive

[wingkink]

btw it's so fucking stupid you can be anxious physically in your body even after you've decided mentally you don't care. I'm supposed to be in charge here

[wifegideonnav]

“bits to use in everyday conversations”

[sapocipo]

Ares: I am going to fucking kill that guy >:(

Aphrodite: Oh no you wont >:(

Adonis: Honk mimimimi honk mimimi

[kosmogrl]

june will be good june will be good june will be good june will be good june will be good june will be good june will be good june will be good june will be good june will be

[talekinesis]

Everytime I imagine Miss Piggy as a human, I can only imagine her as a country woman who calls everyone younger than her 'baby,' and I can't fully explain why. Maybe it's because according to her lore, she did grow up on a farm in Iowa

Like maybe she hides her country accent because she grew up believing it wasn't smart sounding or 'fancy' enough so she trained herself out of it and overcompensated by throwing in random French words she didn't fully understand.

This also makes sense too, considering there is a (wrong) bias that country people are dumber than people in the city, and it certainly doesnt help that that's how they were portrayed in older cartoons and media. If a character had a southern/ rural accent, they were usually not really smart

Scooter is one of her 'babies,' and her country accent comes out strong if he's being messed with

*After Piggy just tossed out a grown man twice her size for being mean to Scooter*

Piggy, holding Scooter's face: Are you okay, baby

Scooter, squished: Yesh ma'am

Piggy, releasing him: Good. I'm gonna teach you how to fight. Ya dont ever let someone rough you up like that again, kay hon?

Scooter: Yes ma'am :(

Kermit has told her before that she doesn't have to hide her accent, since they all believed she was smart to begin with, and he himself also had one from growing up in the swamps of Mississippi, but she keeps up her practiced accent because her insecurities never truly went away and this has been the way she's presented herself for years

To further my headcanon, I believe one of Piggy's idols and someone she's always looked up to was Dolly Parton because she's southern, beautiful, smart, and people respect her