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8lue8astard:

WE WERE AGREEING TO SEE WHO CAN 8AT THE M8ST POISON DIRT!!!!!!!! WITH GR8VY! DON’T YOU D8RE 8ACK OUT ON ME!

WHY 4R3 YOU TRY1NG TO 34T PO1SON D1RT YOU FUCK1NG DOLT TH4T’S FUCK1NG STUP1D 1T’LL PROB4BLY K1LL YOU!!

J33Z M4N, YOU’R3 FUCK1NG STUP1D >:[

8lue8astard:

Your Vriska pro8a8ly sucks ass!!!!!!!! I 8et they’re small and useless and nowhere near as good as I am at literally anything. I 8et they can’t even win a fight. Not even one!!!!!!!! They pro8a8ly need YOU to step in and smother their enemies in your stupid lawyercaste stench.

Or in your gravy.

Which you now have to give me. 8ecause you offered me some. You and me! Dirt and gravy soup!!!!!!!! Right now.

1T’S CR4ZY HOW 4M4Z1NGLY STUP1D YOU 4R3 4ND HOW J34LOUS OF 4 T1N13R VR1SK4 YOU 4R3! SHUT UP, J3RKO, SH3 L1T3R4LLY H4S SO MUCH MOR3 PROGR3SS TH4N YOU BY 4 LONG SHOT. PLUS VR1SK4 DO3SN’T L3T M3 DO 4NYTH1NG... 1 TRY BUT SH3 JUST K1ND4 TURNS M3 4ROUND 4ND 1 JUST W4LK TH3 W4Y 1′M 41M1NG, L1K3 4 W1ND UP DOLL

WH4T W3R3 W3 T4LK1NG 4BOUT 4G41N 1 FORGOT. YOU’R3 NOT 4LLOW3D TO H4V3 4NY OF MY D1RT OR GR4VY BUZZ OFF BOZO

#8lue8astard

8lue8astard:

I’m not the 8ioengineer!!!!!!!! I’m the guy that tells the useless science dwee8s to DO the 8ioengineering!

God. Do some 8ackreading 8efore you sass me, Pyrope! If you were in my timeline I’d have you demoted and the drones empty their w8ste hatches all over your hive.

Then 8urn it down.

Now give me the dirt 8efore I pop a vessel trying to reason with you!!!!!!!!

YOU’R3 TH3 DW33B H3R3 S1NC3 YOU C4R3 SO MUCH 4BOUT 34T1NG L1K3 SOM3 K1ND4 LOS3R LM4O

W8 YOU W4NT M3 TO R34D????? SOM3TH1NG 4 P3RSON W1TH 3Y3S C4N DO?? 1NS3NS1T1V3 SOCK JOCK3Y!!! 1 C4N’T R34D!! GOOD TH1NG 1′M NOT 1N YOUR T1M3L1N3 C4US3 MY-- OK4Y NOT MY VR1SK4 BUT MY VR1SK4 4NYW4Y, 1S FUCK1NG B3TT3R TH4N YOU! 4ND 1′M 4 H3RM1T, FUCK 4 H1V3 ON GR4VY

OH NOW YOU W4NT TH3 D1RT? 1′LL M4K3 YOU 4 D34L, ON3 YOU C4NT R3FUS3

1′LL T4K3 TH3 ROCKS 4ND P3BBL3S OUT 4ND D1P 1T 1N SOM3 GR4VY, NOT MY TRUST3D GR4VY, BUT, SOM3 GOOD GR4VY

#8lue8astard

DO3S TH1S H3LLHOL3 3V3N POP OFF 4NYMOR3 OR WH4T

8lue8astard:

How DARE you call me untrustworthy???????? I’ll have you know that out of ALL the Serkets on this we8site I am 8y far the MOST worthy of your trust!

8ut FINE. I’ll indulge you! We’ll 8oth t8ke a giant toxic fistful of dirt, and then I guess I’ll watch you f8de away or whatever it is ghosts do when they ingest something that 8urns through chitin if you touch it for too long.

TH4T 1S WH3R3 YOU 4R3 WRONG, MY GOOD B1TCH! MY VR1SK4, MY HOT G1RLFR13ND 4ND W1F3, 1S TH3 ONLY GOOD VR1SK4 1 KNOW 4ND C4N R3M3MB3R 4T TH1S T1M3, 4ND TH4T HOT S3RK3T 4SS 1S TH3 ONLY ON3 TH4T D3S3RV3S TH3 T1TL3 OF TRUSTWORTHY

NOW NUT UP OR SHUT UP 4ND 34T TH3 D1RT B3FOR3 1 HOG 1T 4LL TO MYS3LF 4ND UPCH4RG3 YOU FOR YOUR DUMB F41LUR3 OF 4 SC13NC3 C4R33R B1O3NG1N33R3D D1RT

#8lue8astard

8lue8astard:

>::::0

This dirt could kill even YOU! We’ve 8een trying to 8ioengineer things that can grow in it for ages you total freakshow of a teal8lood. It’ll 8e a total w8ste!

That 8eing said. YOU t8ke the first mouthful. I’m 8usy. I’ll take some later on. Promise!

1′M PR3TTY FUCK1NG SUR3 TH1S D1RT C4NNOT K1LL M3 4S 1 H4V3 34T3N M4NY 4 TH1NG 4ND SUFF3R3D NON3! 1 4M ST1LL D34D, 4FT3R 4LL 4ND 1 PROM1S3 YOU D1RT W1LL NOT B3 WH4T DO3S M3 1N YOU FUCK1NG C4SU4L

L1ST3N, N31TH3R OF US 4R3 TRUSTWORTHY, SO W3′LL 34T 1T

T O G 3 T H 3 R

#8lue8astard

8lue8astard:

I’ll s8ve a serving for a certain lizard on a certain 8lue 8logging site! With extra organ-eating 8acteria on top just for them!!!!!!!!

Mmmmmmmm yummy yummy dead gravel. Juuuuuuuust for you!

FUCK Y3S

YOU TH1NK 1T’LL B3 SOM3TH1NG TO M4K3 MY STOM4CH HURT BUT YOU’R3 DUMB 4ND FORG3T 1′LL 34T 4NYTH1NG, 3SP3C14LLY D1RT!! S3RV3 1T, COW4RD, BUT YOU F1RST

>:]

#8lue8astard

8lue8astard:

On THIS planet????????

It almost sounds like you want to HURT me! I’m so upset 8y this, I can hardly handle it.

W3H W3H W3H CRY SOM3 MOR3 WH1L3 SHOV3L1NG MOR3 D1RT 1N YOUR MOUTH LOS3R B4BY

#8lue8astard

>:]

W41T 3V3RYON3 3LS3 LOOKS COOL3R TH4N M3, WH4T TH3 FUCK 1′M SO BOR1NG

TH3R3′S SO M4NY P3OPL3 4LR34DY 1′M FUCK1NG DON3, MOST OF TH3M 4R3 FUCK1NG GON3 4NYW4Y SO, OH W3LL. BUT H1 1′M GR4VY L1Z4RD TO 4NYON3 WHO DO3SN’T KNOW 4ND 1′M R4R3LY H3R3 BUT WH4T’S UP!

1 R34LLY DO N33D TO GO 4ND FOLLOW TH3 4CT1V3 ON3S B4CK HUH

FUCK TH4TS SO M4NY P3OPL3 TO GO THROUGH.....

FUCK MY G1RLFR13ND, SH3′S DUMB 4ND 1SN’T 3V3N H3R3, 4LL 1 H4V3 1S TH1S DUMB, STOL3N WH33LCH41R

#1'M K1DD1NG BUT WH3R3 TF SH3 @

MY D4SH 1S F1LL3D W1TH 3V3RYON3 DO1NG TH4T DOLL M4K3R TH1NG 4ND 1T’S SO COOL