i was born dead

hey . 27 . she/her

[itmeansalot]

you gotta come to the club man drinks are $18 and were all on our phones googling dog surgery

[treecitysessions]

[cryptotheism]

Stop clicking on my thighs. Bro my cum meter isn't moving. You need to click elsewhere.

[ankle-beez]

[sharkwave-zee]

wish i could have been a fly on the wall for THAT conversation! not because i wanted to hear it or anything but because i'd be a lil buuuuug

[dubiousdisco]

[play-now-my-lord]

Just saw a post talking about "having a superiority complex over not watching Disney live action movies" and I was like damn, the bar for superiority is pretty low these days. Just the other day I saw an open single-serve slice of American cheese lying on the sidewalk and I didn't roll it up and shove it down my gullet without chewing like a hungry duck, I guess that makes me a genius who stands above the vulgar masses like a god

[snailtongue]

[ID: A small brown and white calf resting their head on the head of a large black longhorn cow. The bigger cow is grazing and paying no mind to the baby.]

[eebie]

[silverforgewrought]

[feralratbitesu]

breakfast from when before i eated it

[feralratbitesu]

okay. here is my breakfast from before time began

[tazzymcclazzy]

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[avidcollectorofdust]

Really glad predictive text exists. Should i bring my own parking lot

[parakavka]

(via 波 on X: “倒れる瞬間 https://t.co/XxSWce0RZ8” / X)

[parakavka]

He’s okay

[g1pper]

[visenyaism]

being an early bird is soooo awesome taking the longest slowest most leisurely start to the day and it is now 8:25am

[visenyaism]

And this is of course not even mentioning the worm

[slygirlboy]

[targetedknowledge]