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[insane-angels]

[wervator-deactivated20220131]

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the left side is playing the original 2012 audio off of the somewhere new ep, and the right is playing the 2014 audio off of the self titled album!

[champagnexproblemss]

coachella did him good

[grace-kauf]

reasons to date a fangirl

1. she already loves you 2. she probably knows you better than you know yourself 3. you’ll probably get some every night

[grace-kauf]

AMAZING

[isthiscalum]

I’m fine (◕‿◕✿)

[nicejewishguy]

Wtf is sephora

It sounds scary

[starcades]

isn’t that the guy with the long white hair from final fantasy

[venatus]

no your thinking of sephiroth, a sephora is an angel belonging to the highest order of angels

[punlich]

No you’re thinking of a Seraph

A sephora is a second year college or high school student

[one-eyed-pom]

No, you’re thinking of sophomore. A sephora is when you use your phone to take a picture of yourself.

[lethalneuroses]

no, you’re thinking of a selfie. a sephora is a calm breeze.

[waffle-sorter]

No, you’re thinking of a zephyr. A sephora is one of those Greek vases with the two handles and the pictures.

[leeshajoy]

You’re thinking of an amphora. Sephora is the web browser you have to use on iOS devices.

[animatedamerican]

You’re thinking of Safari.  Sephora is an informal term for the seven-week period of counting the days between Pesach and Shavuot in the Jewish calendar.

[hhertzof]

You’re thinking of Sefiras. Sephora is a bright blue gemstone best known for combining with Ruby to create Garnet and lead the Crystal Gems, training Pokemon, and/or assisting Steel to fight against time’s intrusions into our realm.

[rareandradiant-maiden]

No, you’re thinking of sapphire. Sephora is actually a part of a flower; it protects the flower in bud and supports the petals in bloom.

[jewishdragon]

No, you’re thinking of sepal. Sephora is the wife of Moses, who lead the Israelites people out of Egypt. 

[osheamobile]

No, you’re thinking of Tzipporah. Sephora was an ancient Greek poet who inspired a lot of lady-lovin’.

[jeremywhitley]

No, you’re thinking of Sappho.

Sephora is the youngest of the five Marx brothers.

[optimysticals]

No, you’re thinking of Zeppo.

Sephora is the Heimdall’s sister.

[flatbear]

No no no guys, you’re thinking of Sif. Sephora is a venereal disease that turns your brain to swiss cheese, going so far as to destroy external features like the nose. Famous gangster Al Capone suffered from sephora.

[corruptinnocent]

No, you’re thinking of syphilis. Sephora is that radiant feeling you get when you have found perfect peace and happiness.

[emceescabaret-deactivated201812]

No, you’re thinking of euphoria. Sephora’s a fucking makeup store you dipshits.

[alexexotic]

Only blogging because this is my favorite tumblr post and i can never find it when I need to.

[infernalentity]

Today is the only day you can share this meme. Precisely 2000 years prior to March 6th 4017. The day Squidward trapped himself in the freezer. March 6th 2017.

[grace-kauf]

Me: Calum Thomas Hood is the most adorable fluffy little thing in the whole world. All I want to do is cuddle with that little bean

Also me: I want Calum Hood to dick me down and fuck me like he hates me

[033l0l]

model material wtf

[grace-kauf]

I need money and orgasms

[c-hordaetendinae-deactivated201]

[mikeyclifford-the-kitten]

Updated masterlist #8

It’s that time again!  All smut is indicated (*) over 50 notes (**) over 100 notes (***) over 150 notes (!) over 200 notes (!!) over 300 notes (!!!) over 500 notes (^) over 1000 notes (^^) over 2000 notes (^^^) over 27,000 notes

Text AU You confuse them with Meghan Trainor lyrics (!!) You loose something stupid (!!) Messaging the wrong boy (!!) You love superheroes (!!) Food mishaps with the baby (!) you play hide and seek (!) They think you are ignoring them (!) Kitchen mishaps (!) you buy a dog (!) Harry Potter (***) Kittens (***) you give him a heart attack (***) You have a bad day at school (***) Calum finding out that you had a seizure but you left your phone at home (***) You tell him you’re pregnant (***) 1st december (***) Michael’s black hair (**) supernatural 5sos part 2.5 (the other parts are found in preferences) (**)

Non smutty visuals

Imagine #1 (Calum) (**) Imagine #2 (Michael) (*) Imagine #3 (Ashton) (*) Imagine #4 (Luke) (*) Imagine #5 (Calum) (*) Imagine #6 (Luke) (*) Imagine #7 (Ashton) (**) Imagine #8 (Michael) (*) Imagine #9 (Calum) (**)

Preferences you make him cum his pants *smut*  (!!!) Bus Bunk mishaps  (!!) You get in a car crash and lose your memory (!) You get in a car crash and lose your memory part 2 (***) He thinks you are cheating on him (!) He thinks you are cheating on him part 2 (!) Supernatural 5sos (!) Supernatural 5sos part 2  (***) Supernatural 5sos part 3  (**) supernatural 5sos part 4  (**) supernatural 5sos part 5 (**) supernatural 5sos part 6 (*) supernatural 5sos part 7 (*) supernatural 5sos part 8 (*) supernatural 5sos part 9 (*) Pap problems  (!) Shutting him out (***) You’re his celebrity crush (***) Camp half blood AU   (**) Camp Half-blood part 2 (**) Camp half blood part 3 having an argument/fight (**) having a argument/fight part 2 (***) you like him but to him you are just friends (**) Part 2 (**) Love me like you do *song preference*   (**) Finding out you are pregnant (*) He’s your best friend but you have a crush on someone else (*) he is your best friend but you have a crush on someone else part 2 (*) insecurities (*) he insults you and the boys defend you (*) He takes care of you when you are sick When you’re gone Avril lavigne *song preference* (*) Natalia Kills-Problem (*) You ruin me by the veronicas*song preference* Imagines Ashton Skype sex with visual  *smut* (***) My wallflower (Nerd) (*) My Wallflower Part 2 Luke Vs Ashton (*) Personal Ashton imagine for wrecking-ball-love Michael Vs Ashton Calum Vs Ashton Golden Compass AU Ipod shuffle - Still into you Michael He walks in on your masturbating *smut*  (***) He walks in on your masturbating part 2 *smut*  (**) Skype sex with visual *smut* (**)   Michael smut, overprotective older brother Luke (**) Single parent (*) Michael imagine where you’ve been dating a long time but Harry has a thing for you (*) Secret boyfriend Michael (*) Michael Imagine Welcome home *smut* (*) Michael Vs Ashton You’re just not punk rock enough for me (*) Bad boy Michael (*) He’s not that bad (*) He’s not that bad part 2 (*) He’s not that bad part 3  *smut* (**) He’s not that bad part 4 No Sleep of the Wicked Gastroparesis No Sleep of the Wicked Parenthood is hard Appendicitis Trying to study Even though I know you’re lying, I still almost believe you *requested* You saved me from myself Luke I like you, not him. *smut* (***) Neighbour (*) Luke imagine Dont you forget me (*) Luke Imagine Panic attack (*) Skype sex with visual *smut* (*) Luke imagine shower sex  *smut* (*) Married at first sight (*) The Hunger Games (*) Backstage fun *smut* Luke song imagine “Our July in the Rain” by He is We Luke Imagine Not so secret relationship Luke Imagine you like him but he doesn’t feel the same Luke has a headache Badly written imagine Calum Silent treatment from him (**) Happy New Year (**) Mad at Calum (*) Secret love affair with Calum (*) Jock meets Nerd (**) personal Calum visual imagine for hoodswhisper *smut* Calum imagine He has a headache Calum Vs Ashton

Fanfictions Bad Boy werewolf michael (!!) Fate is not our friend Ashton werewolf Mr Nerd is my soul mate Luke  (***)

Random posts

Ashton doesn’t like cats (^^) Michael’s voice (^) 5 members of one direction (^^^) Zayn leaving (!!!) My friend and I on the phone (***) What’s ‘wrong’ about she’s kinda hot (!!) Michael’s porn tash (!!) My reaction to the skh ep (!) Michael is too precious (!) Return of red Michael (!) Michael’s reflection (***) Luke is rude (***) Calum in glasses (!!!) Ashton in glasses (!!) toasted Ashton (!!) Return of Brashton (^) Ashton winking/kissing  (!!!) Visuals    

Dry humping (!) People in chairs have more fun (!) Yes sir!  (!) We dont need the bedroom (!) Eating out (***) Teasing (***) Keep your underwear on (***) Bath/shower (**) Under the table fun (**) Midnight at the pool (**) Lingerie (**) Lets go to the kitchen! (**) Against the wall  (**) Thigh riding (**) Car sex  (**) Do you want to be a cowgirl? (*) Angry fun  (*) Squirting (*) Bondage  (*) Holding Hands (*) Orgasm  (*) Fingering (**) FxFxM threesome (*) Wedding night (*) MXMXF threesome (*) Grinding (*) Anal

[prefandimagineseverywhere]

RT If you agree

[moongurly]

‘but I’m gonna find a way to make you mine’

[findcalums]

From the start of Sounds Live Feels Live to the end.

[scarylovelou]

Coming Down // Luke