i wanna be weightless

My name's Grace and I'm probably going to face plant right into your life.

[therickymccarthy]

I think I’ve been adopted by at least three people in this school so I wouldn’t be that worried.

[gracedonavon]

Fuck, you had an adoption party and didn't invite me? Now I really am offended.

[therickymccarthy]

… you actually look sort of like my mother when you do that.

[gracedonavon]

Ew, now I feel creepy. Or like I need to start caring a lot about Better Home & Garden.

[therickymccarthy]

… I can’t stop. Help.

[gracedonavon]

Um...don't you touch that face, young man!

[therickymccarthy]

… no face rubbing. I don’t know what you’re talking about.

[gracedonavon]

Careful, that can make you break out. Your hands are oily.

[therickymccarthy]

… no?

[gracedonavon]

Your mouth says no, your face rubbing says "hell yes". 

[therickymccarthy]

… sorry. I didn’t mean to freak out.

[gracedonavon]

No biggie. Something on your mind, buddy?

[therickymccarthy]

… I’m calm.

[gracedonavon]

...okie dokie then. I'll avoid the subject of mood lighting.

[therickymccarthy]

What? No! I… no!

[gracedonavon]

Woah, woah, calm down. I was joking.

[rubybenson-deactivated20150209]

How did I missed this?

[gracedonavon]

Don't worry, I think it's gonna be in the paper tomorrow.

[therickymccarthy]

… there were candles…

[gracedonavon]

Trying to set a moooooooood?

[therickymccarthy]

… matches and I don’t mix.

[gracedonavon]

What do you need them for, anyway? Are you lighting off fireworks in your dorm?

[gracedonavon]

"How drunk are you right now?"

Wait, hang on...3...2...1.....

....alright, now I'm smashed.

[therickymccarthy]

I’m a little distracted. My room was just on fire, remember.

[gracedonavon]

And it seems like you're going for round two, here.

[rubybenson-deactivated20150209]

And why exactly the violence?

[gracedonavon]

I tripped over an elf and everything kind of went downhill from there.

[thedukeofpreston]

I’m leaving all the punning to you from now on, I swear.

[gracedonavon]

Damn fucking straight you are. 

[rubybenson-deactivated20150209]

I bet a lot of kids were crying.

[gracedonavon]

Not as much as Santa was.

[therickymccarthy]

… forget I said that.

[gracedonavon]

Jesus, no wonder you set your room on fire. You're irresponsible enough with flammable objects you were going to hand them to me.