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[sarah-j-partington]

[riverlarking]

[philosophyisaliarsometimes]

[applehazelnut-deactivated202109]

how else is the patriotism supposed to get inside you tho?

[graceevenatthegrave]

And fill you up

[notaromanticbreakdown]

girls in SUITS am I right

[antigonesghosts]

You are so right

[nintendette]

Pregat = fertile Pragnet = 1-3 months Pregnart = 4-5 months Pregonate = 6-7 months Pregante = 8-9 months Pregananant = overdue

[hurricanevicky-deactivated20180]

What about Gregnant?

[stillinmoratorium-deactivated20]

false pregnancy

[graceevenatthegrave]

Finally adequate language to talk about abortion

[drainingkiss]

[jellybeaver]

so I clicked on a tasty video and got an ikea as that said

“Another cooking video??? It’s almost 11:45 (it is), do you not have a comfortable mattress? Get one when ikea opens in 10 hours and 15 minutes”

and while yes that’s good marketing on your part ikea, do you understand how fucking terrifyi

[xcoliosis-deactivated20230914]

[jellybeaver]

i’ve gone through every tag on this post and this is the one that knocked me out cold

[stargulch-archive]

why aren’t aces allowed to have fun w their identity without being made fun of

[stargulch-archive]

i thought i was done w this but i’m actually annoyed now? you guys preach that “cringe culture” is dead but then when asexuals make jokes meant for them/other aces, you guys act like that was never a statement y’all made???

every other orientation is allowed to joke like that but tbh it seems like as soon as aces make their own jokes and funny comments about themselves and their community, you guys suddenly drop what you do to be like “lmao look at this guy”. it’s really upsetting, especially when the jokes are harmless (and most of the time the harmful ones are obviously trolls or kids who don’t know better) and silly you all literally shit over yourselves to make fun of people who are just… celebrating their orientation.

this isn’t about inclusion/exclusion anymore, it’s just you guys being assholes.

[lena-zorel]

You know what i deserve? Lesbian movies where zero men are involved

[graceevenatthegrave]

I want more Fun Lesbian Movies

[lena-zorel]

You know what i deserve? Lesbian movies where zero men are involved

[graceevenatthegrave]

A bunch of people in the replies being like but but but like sis maybe let someone endulge in one movie about lesbians where there aren’t men. Men will still be around after the movie is over. Chill.

[kosher-bimbo-deactivated2019060]

[there-is-still-some-liquor-left]

william shakespeare interrupting the emotional climax of his play to insert a bunch of homoerotic dogwhistles into act V scene II of hamlet

[pixilatedpoetry]

[neeetsocks-deactivated20191026]

no language should be mocked other than french

[gareauxtrains]

Birds is “oiseaux” in French.

No letter is pronunced the way it should.

And there are seven of them.

[teaboot]

ITS PRONOUNCED “WAZO” AND YES, I WILL DIE MAD ABOUT IT

[judgejudyofficial]

oiseaux hits every vowel in the french alphabet and manages to only be pronounced with 2 goddamn syllables

[genderfluidintake]

got vowels coming out the oiseaux

[catsbeaversandducks]

“I don’t know when I decided my cats talk like Victorian orphans but I’m liking it.”

By Hannah Hillam

[thestateonmtv]

Me

[thedevilsfamiliar]

[millennial-review-deactivated20]

[violentlyscreaming]

The few people running the Canadian Netflix are gay….

[graceevenatthegrave]

And? Does it matter?