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not a talking heads fanblog i promise

[ootfifabear]

is tumblr still chronological or is my dash just fucking weird and dead. i remember when this joint was jumpin

[agentpan]

thanks tumblr, maybe i will try ringworm if you dont have anything else

[molabuddy]

HELP. chat i found another funny sea creature sex image

WHY IS HE WATCHING THEM LIKE THAT !!!!

[mlimby]

[zimjaeyun-deactivated20220116]

fuck it’s august??? what’s next? 2022???? can’t do this anymore

[cowboyspones]

housewives were not banging out spirk fanfiction in the 60s for you to be AI generating your fic

[sandmandaddy69]

[get-thee-to-a-shrubbery]

[ferret-on-pancakes]

[its-your-mind]

[miteistic]

[nick-nonya]

[cleanedupcorporationprogress]

[boothyghost]

[all-save-challenge]

I love this post especially the rat part

going on me feed

[trolleybusaberrations]

what do you mean there are exactly zero rats i. this post

[bingle-official]

[primordialsoupvendor]

[kontextmaschine]

Our Japanese class found it funny that in common terminology "food" isn't very distinguished from specifically "rice" until it was pointed out to us that in English "meal" is "loose roughly ground grain"

[karcatgirl-vantas]

humans be like staple crop

[txttletale]

staple crop to what

[ublock-origin]

directly to forehead

[hellsitegenetics]

String identified: aa ca t tat c tg "" 't tg cca "c" t t a t t t tat g "a" " g g ga" a ta c ta c t at ct t a

Closest match: Cannabis sativa cultivar ERBxHO40_23 chromosome 3

(image source)

[fortunelowtier]

WE DID IT BOYS WE GOT WEED

[skippyisntfunny]

[transgwender616]

Monsterfucking is so normalized on Tumblr I kinda forgot it even counted as a kink. I thought it was like liking boobs on girls. The basic normal stuff most people like.

[tumblesdownhill]

[sacred-portal]

[tigersharks]

[glewmie]

[aquar-io]

if you ask me, the guy who put the sword INTO the stone should be king, not the chucklefuck who got it out.

[acekoral]

I assume the guy who put the "sword that makes you the king" into the stone, doesn't really want the position

[monkeychewtoy]

i think the stone should be king since it held the sword the longest

[aquar-io]

[tooquirkytolose]

Ok actually genuine tip for new tumblr users: if you see a post you like and want to reblog but theres a bad/annoying added on bit in the reblog chain feel free to just reblog that post straight from op or the last person who knew how to mind their business

[thedepressionoftrees]

Or just mock the edition. That usually works

[mitzo]

oR jUsT mOcK tHE eDiTiON. tHaT uSuAlLy WoRkS

[thedepressionoftrees]

[shower-raccoon]

oh shit, it's 3/21/23, 32123, palindrome day

[shower-raccoon]

don't worry, your'e still in time for 3/22/23, 32223, palindrome day the second

[thirdman000]

I missed BOTH of them.

[shower-raccoon]

don't worry, you're still in time for 3/28/23, 32823, palindrome day eight

[god-of-not-so-good-ideas]

im very exited for next years weed palendrome day of 4/20/24

[shower-raccoon]

so it's weed day and palindrome day, on leap year. perfection is achievable

[shower-raccoon]

oh shit, it's 4/20/24, 42024, weed palindrome day

[cyrannus95]

missed it, scheduling for the next one on may 20 next year

[shower-raccoon]

oh shit, it's 5/20/25, 52025, palindrome day

[reiyuine]

its palindrome love day omg

(idk how to say it lol. but 520=我爱你=I love u. so basically Chinese extra valentines day yay)

[omtai]

they should invent a cigarette that gives you vitamins and hrt and shit

[infectiouspiss]

TESTOSTEROEN CIGARETTE BEING SMOKED BY A BUTCH DYKE OUTSIDE THE BAR SHE SHOTGUN THR SMOKE INTO MYMOUTH I GET SO HARD I PASS OUT SMASH MY HEAD AND DIE

[infectiouspiss]

sorry that was meant for the tags

[omtai]

it’s okay. You’ve painted a beautiful and true picture

[glowcowboy]

does anyone wanna hold hands until we feel a little braver

[its-your-mind]

the reblog map is all of us holding hands btw

[beautifulterriblequeen]

We are each other's night sky. No one is alone here.

[dear-ao3]

night sky continues to get brighter. theres always people here for you

[pattern-recognition]

some tumblr audio posts just don’t work because they’ve been played too many times and the tape wears out