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Hello! | Grace | 24 | SoCal | Filipino-American | She/Her | Slytherin 🐍 | This blog is a mess. But it's a nice mess.

[ohsuestorm]

Daemon “as you wish, My Queen” Targaryen. HOUSE OF THE DRAGON “The Black Queen” (2022) dir. Greg Yaitanes.

[aurithemoon]

They're the definition of academic rivals + he falls first tropes.

[dandelionjack]

say what you will about the politics of glass onion being too (g)lib (i agree), the fact that elon musk and andrew tate, personalities explicitly satirised in the movie, are both going down within days of its release, is some sort of poetic justice and also just really fucking funny

[chrrispine]

OBI-WAN KENOBI (2022)

STAR WARS - EPISODE III: REVENGE OF THE SITH (2005)

[allthingskenobi]

“He betrayed and murdered your father.” 

[mud4sludge-deactivated20230205]

cooking while chronically ill

baking with arthritis or other chronic hand pain

living with chronic migraines

adhd meal plan

chronic pain tips

getting yourself to eat

[mud4sludge-deactivated20230205]

foods to eat when nauseous

printable medication log

stretches to relieve back pain

safe foods for sensitive stomachs

heating pads vs ice packs

[queenofmorningstar]

When I say I stan enemies to lovers I don't mean them being "Oh I hated them, now I love them😄😄?"

I WANT THE INNER ANGST. I want them to think "OH GOD. FUCK. WHY??!! WHY DOES IT HAVE TO BE THEM?? WHY AM I STUTTERING LIKE A FOOL AROUND THEM??! WHY IS MY HEART BEATING SO FAST??"

[lilyemrys]

“no i will not elaborate” is such a fun line, but unfortunately i have adhd and am incapable of shutting up. yes i will elaborate

[lectorel]

Yes, I will elaborate and that is a threat.

[writingfeedsthedarkestones]

I will elaborate but it won't make anything clearer

[obiwan]

#Steven Grant, Ray of Sunshine

[maya-hawke]

MOON KNIGHT (2022) episode 4 + callbacks

[saturnstomars]

juliette: i held you at knife point six times before you realized that i liked you back

roma: ...

roma: i just thought you liked threatening people

[dark-hopeless-romantic]

Juliette Cai x Jude Duarte headcanons

Them comparing their knives and daggers and giving each other advice on how to be better at murdering people.

Juliette giving Jude fashion advice because Juliette's outfits are on point🤌🏻

Jude telling Juliette how to better hide a dead body

They both would definitely talk about their husbands and the stupid things they have done

Juliette: I once held Roma to knifepoint.

Jude: Weak! I held Cardan to knifepoint and then proceeded to make out with him.

Juliette: I faked the death of Roma's bestfriend to save the city

Jude: I straight up killed Cardan's best friend and hid his body in my murderer step-dad's estate.

Jude: Cardan threw me in the river because he didn't know how to handle a crush

Juliette: Roma shot at me in a theater full of people and then hurt himself in the process. I had to save myself and bandage up the idiot🤦🏻‍♀️

Jude: Gurll?? Are you sure he is the one?

Jude: Cardan has a tail!!

Juliette: No way! Does it wag when he gets excited to see you?

And Roma and Cardan would be standing in the corner looking at their wives in awe and being utterly grateful that these godesses haven't left them.

[mysharona1987]

From Everyman Cinema’s twitter.

[obsessing-over-fictionn]

*Everyone is standing around the broken coffee maker*

Juliette: So. Who broke it? I'm not mad, I just wanna know.

Everyone:

Kathleen: ...I did. I broke it.

Juliette: No. No you didn't. Marshall?

Marshall: Don't look at me. Look at Benedikt

Benedikt: What?! I didn't break it.

Marshall: Huh, that's weird. How'd you even know it was broken?

Benedikt: Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken.

Marshall: Suspicious.

Benedikt: No, it's not!

Tyler: If it matters, probably not, but Rosalind was the last one to use it.

Rosalind: Liar! I don't even drink that crap!

Tyler: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?

Rosalind: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that!

Kathleen: Okay let's not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it, Juliette.

Juliette: No! Who broke it!?

Everyone:

Marshall: Juliette... Roma's been awfully quiet.

Roma: rEALLY?!

*Everyone starts arguing*

Juliette, being interviewed: I broke it. I burned my hand so I punched it.

Juliette: I predict 10 minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick.

Juliette:

Juliette: Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.

[kanejdorogaya]

Romajuliette watching Romeo and Juliet:

[noweakergirl]

reasons why Roma Montagov is hot:

- he’s Slavic

- heir of gangsters who actually hates violence

- but for real, one time he had to get into a physical fight and threw up after it

- zero alcohol tolerance

- “I am Russian, not an alcoholic”

- it takes him three hours to come up with a letter to his crush because he keeps overthinking his words

- (not so secretly) poetic. and romantic. and dramatic

- “Dorogaya”

- directly stares at you to get your attention

- good at analyzing people

- Juliette Cai, a.k.a the hottest woman alive, describes him as a walking God

- looks like he could kill you, is actually a cinnamon roll

- introvert who has to do extroverted job

- everybody wants to rule the world? well, Roma fantasies about settling down in a quiet town far away from everything

- calls his lov- I mean sworn enem- I mean love “my wife” to escape some random girls who want to hook up with him

- angry Juliette is intimidating, sure, but have you seen Roma?? [insert “it scared me but it also gave me, like, a boner at the same time” meme]

[obsessing-over-fictionn]

Roma: Please, dorogaya, I'm begging you go to a doctor.

Juliette, bleeding out: I'm sorry is this OUR stab wound? Stay out of it.