Creatively Challenged

Yo I'm Camille. She/Her

[freakoutgirl]

"all you ever do is complain" that's not true. I also resent.

[freakoutgirl]

and love..........

[dankxsinatra]

[thesapphictwink]

There's a scene in very early 60's Doctor Who where a character falls into a swamp, I think, and they throw not a rag doll, but a card board cut out of the actor. 10/10 they don't make 'em like this no more

[misheancolchester]

[kinardstits]

[alphacrone]

texas giraffe update:

💖 catch me if you can, suckers 💖

[clowniconography]

wait ok this is actually one that has caused some contention before when I've talked to people about it. reblog and tag whether or not you check the weather prediction every day before going out

[mabellonghetti]

Jane Seymour in "Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders" (dir. Bruce Bilson - 1979).

[silentnavigatorflame]

I'm fucking dying that Kevin's need to make one of the girls a redhead might have led to Savanah getting cut 💀

[poolboydivision]

[camifornilla]

I’m watching Smartypants on Dropout for the first time and I was 100% with Mike Trapp until he said that school year birthdays are better than summer break birthdays. As someone who had an entire childhood of birthdays separated from school, I can tell you definitively that it’s great when you don’t have to haul your ass to school for your birthday.

No quizzes, no tests, no homework, no waking up early, no crusty dusty school lunch, NONE OF THAT NONSENSE. You wake up when you want, you wear what you want, and you can do A N Y T H I N G. The possibilities are literally endless.

In comparison, at school, sure you’re basically guaranteed to have your friends with you to wish you happy birthday or whatever, but you also will have to interact with your classroom ops. You hate your teacher? You gotta see them and listen to their orders on YOUR DAY. Hate that classmate that’s always on your last fucking nerve? Now it’s Your Day all about you and they’re making the day all about them. For a summer birthday you don’t have to deal with any of that bullshit.

Finally, you don’t have to worry about the weather raining on Your Parade. The chances are high that the weather will be on your side when you’ve got a summer birthday. Imagine: you have to wake up at booty crack in the morning, you have to wear dulled down school appropriate clothes, it’s raining crazy hard, your teacher is telling you what to do, your op is being obnoxious, AND you’ve got a test to take. It’s supposed to be Your Special Day but all this bullshit is happening. It ain’t fair.

Anyway, make sure to get freaky from Halloween to Thanksgiving so your offspring will have happier birthdays within the Safe-From-School month of July. Thank you for coming to my TedTalk.

[camifornilla]

You think they made that Merry Unbirthday song for July bitches? NO. Thats for the baddies who unfortunately had to be born during the school year. Legally, they’ve gotta go to school, but spiritually, they can have their birthday in the beautiful month of July, as birthdays should always be.

[camifornilla]

I’m watching Smartypants on Dropout for the first time and I was 100% with Mike Trapp until he said that school year birthdays are better than summer break birthdays. As someone who had an entire childhood of birthdays separated from school, I can tell you definitively that it’s great when you don’t have to haul your ass to school for your birthday.

No quizzes, no tests, no homework, no waking up early, no crusty dusty school lunch, NONE OF THAT NONSENSE. You wake up when you want, you wear what you want, and you can do A N Y T H I N G. The possibilities are literally endless.

In comparison, at school, sure you’re basically guaranteed to have your friends with you to wish you happy birthday or whatever, but you also will have to interact with your classroom ops. You hate your teacher? You gotta see them and listen to their orders on YOUR DAY. Hate that classmate that’s always on your last fucking nerve? Now it’s Your Day all about you and they’re making the day all about them. For a summer birthday you don’t have to deal with any of that bullshit.

Finally, you don’t have to worry about the weather raining on Your Parade. The chances are high that the weather will be on your side when you’ve got a summer birthday. Imagine: you have to wake up at booty crack in the morning, you have to wear dulled down school appropriate clothes, it’s raining crazy hard, your teacher is telling you what to do, your op is being obnoxious, AND you’ve got a test to take. It’s supposed to be Your Special Day but all this bullshit is happening. It ain’t fair.

Anyway, make sure to get freaky from Halloween to Thanksgiving so your offspring will have happier birthdays within the Safe-From-School month of July. Thank you for coming to my TedTalk.

[decompose1]

ohhhh shit. target is recalling their up & up baby wipes (fragrance free & fresh cucumber scented) because they're contaminated with Burkholderia cepacia complex and Burkholderia gladioli, multiple people are reporting discoloration & infections. i just got a call about it cuz i had purchased those but i've already gone through them 😅 so no refund for me. but im fine. if you have these they're saying you need to immediately stop using them and bring them back to target for a full refund. this bacteria can cause life threatening infections in children/infants and people with compromises immune systems (ESPECIALLY cystic fibrosis!!) and i know lots of other chronically ill people follow me!!!!

[decompose1]

Hold on i should've been more specific.

First: THIS RECALL IS NOT STATE SPECIFIC. IT IS NATIONWIDE.

here are the specific products and dates:

FDA page on this:

Target Recalls Up & Up Fragrance Free and Fresh Cucumber Scented Baby Wipes Due to Potential Microbial Contamination

Target is voluntarily recalling Up & Up Fragrance Free and Up & Up Fresh Cucumber Scented Baby Wipes following customer complaints of produc

[dr-otter]

If you use baby wipes go check them NOW. A lot of Burkholderia bugs are antibiotic resistant so infections can be really difficult to treat.

[wonderstruck]

If you see this you’re legally obligated to reblog and tag with the book you’re currently reading

[and-her-saints]

is it within the realm of possibility for Catholics to use the new encyclical as evidence in the case of not wanting to use AI in the workplace for religious reasons?

[and-her-saints]

ummmmm guys.... link to the article

[bugwars]

It is imperative that the customer remain unaware that employees drink water, it frightens and scares them to think of an employee as having human needs

[beetlewoman]

adult backpack wearers of the world unite

[velteris]

yeah i drive the truck that isekais all those lonely 20yo NEETs and bored salarymen. it’s a really hard job. they keep sending me to workplace counselling after each hit. “it’s normal to feel guilt at ending someone’s life,” they say. how do i tell them that’s not what makes me feel guilty? “but it’s okay. he’ll live a better life in another world.” yeah, with 100 girls who could have lived normal lives but got drafted into being in these boring dudes’ harems. how many women’s lives have i ruined. and they don’t even know. they don’t even know

[mcgravin]

Sounds like you need "His Soul is Marching On to Another World; or, the John Brown Isekai" by CabbagePreacher, an actual fic on AO3 about famed abolitionist martyr John Brown getting isekaied to such a world and going on a rampage abolishing harems.

[mercurymusing]

[theunvanquishedzims]

140 CHAPTERS?

[wizardjpeg]

mostly i do god knows what

[elbiotipo]

My solution for bloatware is this: by law you should hire in every programming team someone who is Like, A Guy who has a crappy laptop with 4GB and an integrated graphics card, no scratch that, 2 GB of RAM, and a rural internet connection. And every time someone in your team proposes to add shit like NPCs with visible pores or ray tracing or all the bloatware that Windows, Adobe, etc. are doing now, they have to come back and try your project in the Guy's laptop and answer to him. He is allowed to insult you and humilliate you if it doesn't work in his laptop, and you should by law apologize and optimize it for him. If you try to put any kind of DRM or permanent internet connection, he is legally allowed to shoot you.

With about 5 or 10 years of that, we will fix the world.

[lottafuckingshit]

lol some absolute dogshit in the notes

[boldlygayingwherenogayshavegayed]

"stop being poor" is not an opinion I thought I would ever see voiced so openly