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People who learned karma the hard way

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[libertarirynn-deactivated202006]

COVID-19 support chain

We’ve got to support each other in this trying time. Are you unable to work right now and need some money for groceries or other necessities? feel free to link a PayPal or other funding source so that people can give if they’re able. Do you know of some resources in your area that can help people with food assistance with childcare a med school and business closures? Leave them here. I’ll start with a few:

GoNoodle has lots of fun and educational music and dance videos designed to entertain gradeschool children. They have pledge to uploading some new content this week specifically for the kids that are stuck at home to have some distraction and entertainment.

Several media companies including Spectrum and Comcast are offering free temporary Internet packages for the income families who need to school online.

On that note, here’s a list of free online resources to assist with virtual schooling

Here are some food resources for Fairfax County public schools offering free meals to lower income families. I’m sure the other school districts have similar resources available, please add to this list if you come across them.

[libertarirynn-deactivated202006]

Here’s more:

[ruinedchildhood]

[gayjigglypuff]

I was at the zoo the other day and there was this fucking goose trying to act likE A FUCKING FLAMINGO

[howmanyarms-deactivated20131217]

this made my day its so adorable

[wild-west-wind]

This reminds me of one of my favorite conservation stories!!

When they were trying to bring Puffins back to islands on the US east coast they decided to do so with dummies. Puffins are very social, and as a result would want to land on islands that already have puffins. The dummies looked real from a distance, but were seriously lacking up close, held up by a single peg. Puffins, being social and wanting to fit in, followed suit:

[creamcookiekat]

@wetwasteofagirl

[imsoshive]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[fullmetalfisting]

My dad was one guy’s best man for his first, second, and third wedding. At the third wedding he made a joke like, “being the best man doesn’t pay much but it’s steady work.” He was not asked to the man’s fourth wedding.

[rashemibabe]

LMFAO

[iloveamelia-deactivated20190212]

washed my sheets but my bed still smells like garlic? guess thats just how it is now 

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

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[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

garlic bed

[hotboyproblems]

When you hold a baby and they lay their head on your chest

[themindoflexx]

[touchedbythehandofgod1987-deact]

y'all stay testing my patience

[stability]

im loving the new yeezy collection

[corpsefaking-moved]

this is vital and important information

[slimebabiee-deactivated20200809]

look at these absolute angels oh my Fuck

[the-bellfrost-incident]

LOVE IS STORED ON THE FROG

[tastefullyoffensive]

[a-melior-ate]

Hello tumblrinas. Did i miss much?

[fleetnaturals-deactivated202110]

elon musk is pregnant

[thatvampiremoney]

[incredibly-cold]

I think you mean wonderful analogies these are beautiful

[tanknaka]

please number 9 is the greatest thing i have ever read

[vikadou]

i am l uaghing so ha rd at 4

[ladyvean]

Yeah, #4 is pretty right on.

[valtsv]

overgrown ruins are great and all but you know what really goes hard? overgrown ruins partially or entirely submerged underwater

[valtsv]

just the incredible otherworldly vibe of man-made structures that have been abandoned for so long that nature hasn't just reclaimed them, but reshaped the entire world around them? that slaps so hard

[bace-jeleren]

Man, I sure do love eating coins, slurp slurp!

[Sound of vaccum powering on]

[wariofan63]

[twitblr]

So precious..