Hi :)

I probably won’t post here much

[givemeinternet]

[chiksey-deactivated20210301]

rb this next

[theoneandonlyredrobin]

I get it

[givemeinternet]

[wellwhatthehellme]

rb this first

[theoneandonlyredrobin]

Aha

[lizardxlizard]

Stuff that always gets me

[grauntiemotersblog]

Wylde and jevil dynamic : were both idiots!

[ruleofthirdz-deactivated2021110]

tge non human liking the human one,, hebffYwaj

[graces-meme-mess]

Y e s

[demigodsrock]

[audi-draws]

Wha-

[graces-meme-mess]

P l e a s e

[adhd-vibes]

adhd moods

*stands up* *sits down* *gets up again* *walks in a circle* *stands up on chair*

apparently, “yesterday” was actually four days ago

apparently, “four days ago” as actually yesterday

I’m not sure if i just walked away in the middle of that conversation or ended it like a normal person because i can’t remember what happened

ok i’ve found my phone, keys, and wallet!  …..where is my phone?

wait–did i just completely interrupt this person or was there a pause? i don’t remember

everyone hates me 

i know you introduced yourself to me 3 times but i cannot remember your name i am so sorry

*sets 17 alarms* *is still late*

*successfully accomplishes one (1) task or gets someplace on time for once* i am a fraud. clearly i do not have adhd and am just faking for attention :’(

procrastinates to initiate Hyperfocus™️

error: Hyperfocus™️ unavailable because the project is still boring and the time pressure isn’t enough to make it interesting this time

[entity-404-archives]

I knew it.

I DO have adhd.

[ch-o-ild-deactivated20220322]

Huh…

Maybe I do too lol-

[kingy-blog]

dammit

[the-witch-lair-deactivated20231]

so many fucking mood I share 

[kawaii-fresh-sans-deactivated20]

yes

[danielle-writes]

Some advice for when you’re writing and find yourself stuck in the middle of a scene:

kill someone

ask this question: “What could go wrong?” and write exactly how it goes wrong

switch the POV from your current character to another - a minor character, the antagonist, anyone

stop writing whatever scene you’re struggling with and skip to the next one you want to write

write the ending

write a sex scene

use a scene prompt

use sentence starters

read someone else’s writing

Never delete. Never read what you’ve already written. Pass Go, collect your $200, and keep going.

[bookcharactersthough]

This is the literal best writing advice I have ever read. Period.

[anexperimentallife]

Special note: “Kill someone” means kill someone in the story. Please do not kill random real life passers by every time you hit a block. My lawyer says misunderstanding writing advice is not an acceptable defense. See you all in 25 to 50 years.

[creepish]

:) (threateningly)

[dreamlightasafeather]

IF YOU NEED TO CALL 911 BUT ARE SCARED TO BECAUSE OF SOMEONE IN THE ROOM, dial and ask for a pepperoni pizza. They will ask if you know you’re calling 911. Say yes, and continue pretending you’re making an order. They’ll ask if there’s someone in the room.

You can ask how long it will take for the pizza to get to you, and they will tell you how far away a dispatcher is.

Here is an example video

[t-pose-to-assert-gayness]

Reblog to literally save a life

[anotherdayforchaosfay]

I’ve done this.  I’m alive because of this. 

My flat-mate’s date for the night was almost as drunk as her.  She had passed out in her room and locked the door.  He refused to leave because he wanted to have sex.  He also demanded food because he was dealing with “whiskey dick”.  He didn’t like the lack of food in the fridge.  I called 911, did the stuff stated above, and he was getting PISSED about how long the “order” was taking.  He took my phone, demanded they “hurry the fuck up”.  Police arrived two minutes later, arrested him, and helped me file a police report.  Pressing charges wasn’t necessary because he had warrants on him from THREE different states for the very thing he planned to do to me.  Several months after this happened one of the officers informed me he was charged with two felonies because he crossed stay lines, and will be serving no less than 35 years in prison.  The officer ripped into my flat-mate about her bringing home complete strangers, while drunk, knowing full well this shit could happen. 

This was 14 years ago.  

Do the pizza order, do it as calmly as you can.  The dispatcher I spoke to said things like this:

“If he’s drunk say you want mushrooms.”  I said I want extra mushrooms.

“If he’s threatening you with sexual assault say you want onions.”  I said I want onions.

She went like this with different toppings and sauces for a description of him, like pineapple if he’s blonde, black olives if he’s tall, extra large if he’s tall, etc.

They’ve heard this sort of coded call before.  They’re trained for it.  They will understand what you’re saying.  Order the pizza.

[torios]

Really though. I’m in training for dispatch and this was one of the first things they taught us. Pretend you’re talking to a friend or relative, pretend you’re ordering pizza, we’ll figure it out. We’ll word questions so you can answer in an easy, casual way. Please, just make the call and we will do everything we can to help you.

[skelatal-remains-deactivated201]

Reblog to save a life

[mouse-named-minerva]

Why the fuck is this not more widely known?

[adsyoucanreblog]

[hemoanemic]

vampire repellent 

yeah, you bit me, but i have GARLIC, you immortal gay

[call-me-schmidt]

[sandersstudies]

This is obviously about Phasmophobia but I actually prefer it with no context

[ethotemotions]

cute asks to keep you busy

🥰- have you ever be in love? are you currently?

😉- what’s your dream partner like? have you met them?

😊- three words to describe yourself

🤩- three words to describe your mutuals

😎- three words to describe your followers

🤗- have you been hugged recently? do you want a hug?

🤠- whats something cheesy, cringey, or “lame” that you actually find cute or funny?

✌️- you can bring two people on your dream vacation, who are they and where are you going?

🦕- what’s your favorite dinosaur?

🐬- date to the aquarium or date to the zoo?

🐾- what do you think the cutest animal is?

💐- what’s your favorite flower?

🌸- what’s your favorite childhood memory?

🌼- a funny/embarrassing story you’re willing to share?

🌺- hugs, kisses, or cuddles?

🌹- describe the best love you’ve ever been in/what’s the best type of love in your opinion?

✨- who’s the last person to make you smile?

🌈- who’s the last person you’ve kissed?

🌊- skater gf/bf or surfer gf/bf? why?

🍓- what’s your favorite food?

🎮- do you play video games? if so what’s your favorite?

💸- what’s your dream house like and where would it be?

💎- what’s your birthstone? do you like it?

🧸- do you have any stuffed animals? do you sleep with them?

🎀- lipstick or lipgloss?

❤️- name a mutual(s) you would love to meet

🧡- name a mutual(s) you would love to hang out with

💛- name a mutual(s) you think is super cool

💚- name a mutual(s) that makes you smile

💙- name a mutual(s) who you would love to get to know better

💜- name a mutual(s) you still can’t believe you’re mutual with

🖤- name a mutual(s) you want a hug from

🔅- what’s a song that makes you happy?

🏳️‍🌈- are you apart of the lgbt community? if so, how do you identify?

[sillydegu]

What if we held hands by the yoghurt spoon 😳😳 and we were both rats 😳😳

[catchymemes]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[catchymemes]

[clowncartardis]

Banana men

[dat-goat-boi]

Visit Original Link

My content gets shittier every day.

[the-other-greengrass-girl]

this cured my depressive episode

[dae-by-day-deactivated20200918]

I’m evil villain laughing

[misinterpreted-alphabet-soup]

How the actual cinnamon toast fuck did this narrator get through reading those, like, at all.

[dat-goat-boi]

Being a professional actor helps <3

[lostbyz-deactivated20220205]

incredible