ikea chairs at ikea tables

hayden/dell/baz, he/they || in an assortment of fandoms || i do things sometimes on occasion when i do them

[mxcrowave]

loooooong awaited dell intro post

howdy howdy! i'm hayden, dell or baz and i run the reblog hole that is mxcrowave

my pronouns are he/they.

(here is my strawpage btw)

my main fandoms as of current are tf2, ace attorney, undertale/deltarune, and also classic literature!

i am also a fahrenheit 451 junkie. as in i might be THE fahrenheit guy. it is not a badge i wear with honour

while i DO study english a level i'm planning on studying physics at uni. it's my true calling trust

no i don't have a reblogging sideblog sorry. you get all of my garbage right here

however i DO have other sideblogs if you want more of me

@gayest-classiclit, my extremely defunct classic lit tournament blog that i started at the ripe old age of several year ago

@silly-name-tourney, a similarly semi-defunct tournament based on goofily named characters

@conductor-on-grn, my tf2 oc blog

@ylw-soldier and @inertia-crowed and @engineer-on-ylw and @anchor-all are also there idk :/

weather update: @grestin-stamp-enthusiast is here also lmao

aaaand that is all the information you need to know :]

--- (i will probably put some userboxes here. we'll see idk i just need something pinned-)

[creatingblackcharacters]

Remember when Lil Nas X beautifully explored his sexuality, seduced and killed the devil to the banger of all time, and instead of cheering on this openly gay and proud Black artist for his artistry and fighting back against respectability politics, suddenly said respectability politics was all the Queerest Place on the Internet cared about? Hm. Wonder what happened there.

Anyway I miss him and hope he's doing better with his mental health 🙏🏾

[creatingblackcharacters]

Like say what you want about "bad queer representation", but this was the song that made me openly and happily accept that I was bisexual. To see him up there Black and beautiful, making music that I love, absolutely killing it? Yeah. You couldn't tell me shit. This man made me proud to be out. "This will make them think we're evil for being gay" hey newsflash dawg-

[pjackk]

Dont be very woried about me since i deserve all of this

[pjackk]

Men are alowdd to be ugly since they are all #ExpendableWarriors

[itsalwaysdark]

you have to be careful reading too many things that are good/smart/well-written bc then you encounter something that isnt and you get confused like ? why didnt they just make this good ? were they stupid

[ifeelsosheri]

lately ive been seeing a lot of posts talking about an individual named The Character. I do not know who they are but they seem to be a very interesting person and people seem to really like putting them through many different situations and doing things to them..? Its all very interesting and captivating. Has anyone else seen or heard of this?

[sicknastyjr]

I bet it feels so good to have antennae and wiggle them around and like touch and sense stuff with them

[eixd-deactivated20150710]

The rest of the space is going to be pretty pissed when they see this. 

[thesassycat]

did you google how to take a screen shot

[which-ocs]

Which OC has this hat?

[phantomrose96]

You can be talking to someone and she'll be like, "Oh I made a silly mistake. Women don't deserve voting rights teehee." And you'll be like, "What." And she'll be like, "Oh I'm sorry! That must sound so bad out of context. No it's this Tiktok meme where, if you're a girl and you do something dumb, you say 'Women don't deserve voting rights teehee.'"

And you'll be like, "That sounds bad." And she'll be like, "No no. It's totally not that bad. It's just a meme. Men say it too. Like if a man does something silly he'll be like, 'I am like those women who do not deserve to vote.'" And you'll be like, "Does that make it better?" And she'll be like, "Well there was one guy who tried to make 'Men shouldn't vote' a popular meme. But it never caught on and also he got yelled at a lot."

And then you drop it there because like, you're harshing the vibe.

[wake-meme-up-inside]

God this makes me think of this screenshot:

"it minimizes you as a person" really wraps up my entire discomfort with the whole "oh but i'm just a girl" thing when used in most situations.

[aries-of-spades]

[transfemgabriellamontez]

No Doubt spinning in their graves hearing people overuse “I’m just a girl”… and they’re not even dead yet!

[sodiumvaporss]

i do have to say that no matter how shitty any sort of media is or how shitty your own creations are. always remember

[horsefriend]

[putnamspuppeteer]

For those who don't know: Ikumi Nakamura is the woman who was senior artist on Bayonetta, and designed the titular character along with Hideki Kamiya. Their greatest moment of bonding was over their insistence that Bayonetta keep her glasses on at all times. Nakamura cannot go to horny jail. She is the warden.

[brookietf]

[catgirlforeskin]

Happy pride month to her and her exclusively

[seraphiminn]

she made a comic about the experience on twitter

[catboybiologist]

happy pride

[ikindamaybewanthertositonmyface]

An Update from back in October I'm surprised wasn't added to this post. lol

[apolladay]

What are the sun and moon?

Sun woman, moon man

Sun man, moon woman

Sun man, moon man

Sun woman, moon woman

Other(???)

Result

What are the sun and moon?

the sun is a woman, the moon is a man

the sun is a man, the moon is woman

the sun is a man, the moon is a man

the sun is a woman, the moon is a woman

Other(???)

Results

Remaining time: 6 days 2 hours

[what-even-is-thiss]

As an adult you must cultivate the skill of “Gross! Oh, well. Not my business.”

[what-even-is-thiss]

Applies to everything from BDSM parties to your sister’s godawful interior design choices to weird bachelor pad meals eaten over a sink.

Gross! Oh, well. Not my business.

[autumngracy]

[smashcut]

[teaboot]

Acclaimed author John Green

[bloo-the-dragon]

@bamsara

[axolotluv]

@bamsara

[bittysteam]

@bamsara

[kibbits]

@bamsara

[junepurr1]

@bamsara

[raybuggybug]

@bamsara

[bamsara]

you're all about to become millionaires

[tyrannosaurus-rex]

[tj-crochets]

My grandma just called and, among other things, said “You have hips. That’s good! Men like hips!” and then she interrupted herself to say “Women like hips. People of your preferred gender like hips. I can never remember”  And I was like “Thanks grandma! My preferred gender is none of them, no thanks.” and she was like “Okay, no one will comment on your hips!” very self satisfied, like “aha, I have figured it out” I think like half her grandkids are some variety of not-straight and she can’t always remember which is which but she is the epitome of like “she’s a little confused, but she’s got the spirit!”

[tj-crochets]

Update: I gave it some thought and my estimate was wrong. Of the grandkids that are out, it’s 1/3, not ½

[tj-crochets]

I told my grandma that I’d told my friends about what she said and that some of y’all had said you wished she was your grandma, and she said “Well, you can never have too many grandkids!”  So like…consider her your honorary grandma* I guess? *if you want an honorary grandma, that is

[tj-crochets]

Update on my grandma: I told her my hair was standing up, but instead of straight line it was diagonal and she said “That’s okay, you’ve never been straight!” and then laughed so hard at her own joke I thought she was going to drop the phone

[tj-crochets]

Happy almost pride month! Have my confused-but-supportive grandma!

[tj-crochets]

An update: my grandma just called me to ask if I knew it was pride month

[tj-crochets]

Happy pride month!!

[queer-joy-detector]

Queer joy detected!