Take me there and back again

25 - I have a unhealthy obssession with gay old man in love - she/her - The Hobbit, LOTR

[grammagaladriel]

so you're telling me that, canonically, this dum dum on the right is the older brother?

[dosyathepoet]

killer queen & good old-fashioned lover boy

[enbyofdionysos]

The movies do such a great job but book!Sam is so dghkgsgf

Soldier: Are they elves??

Faramir: Elves are supposed to be really beautiful

Sam “Immigrant Song” Gamgee: What the FUCK is that supposed to mean?

[celestial-gremlin]

Are they lovers? Worse. They never got to be.

[nondelphic]

"who’s your target audience?"

me and the five people in my head who get it

[zevampirex]

Some important life lessons

[maleinmari]

[valhkyrie-archive-blog]

headcanon that after his adventures, when bilbo did the dishes, he sometimes sang ‘that’s what bilbo baggins hates’ quietly to himself

[hobbitunderthemountain]

[lesboficfanatic]

Could write a research paper on the relationship between ‘Bagginshield fic’s consumed and current mental health status’

[joslynmustdie]

Awwwwww

[fishfingersandscarves]

i haven’t drawn sansûkh (by @determamfidd) fanart in two years but here we are anyway, crying over bagginshield once more

[reluctantfir0]

Haymitch, taking a small waiter job to support his family: Coffee or Tea?

Maysilee: Tea, please.

Haymitch, throwing down the rag and sitting: Okay so the oldest Chance kid, Woodbine's brother Torrent?, hooking up with the teacher's daughter, and so when Mrs. Hemmings found out and told her friend, Linda, the librarian, she went to the office and told the principle and now everyone's in a meeting. Mrs. Hemmings is pissed that her daughter's privacy is out in public. But then it gets worse when she of all people finds Torrent in the janitor's room with another girl—

Merrilee: No she meant like the drink.

Maysilee: No I didn't, go on.

[gorgynei]

im joining the war on gross disgusting pornographic content on the side of gross disgusting pornographic content

[grammagaladriel]

it annoys me sometimes when fic writers describe Thorin's body with a "narrow waist" or something on those lines

it's not that I'm not going to keep reading, far from it, but the dwarf is built like a war tank with muscle and hair please respect the shape

[ladylokilaufeyson5]

“this ship isn’t canon” to YOU. I, however, am delusional

[roberttingle]

yaoi is all men are good for

[solisitude]

me, reading my own incomplete writing : *gasp* and then what happened?