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im having a stroke
Did the cops have to take my fake ID?
Dutch artist, Redmer Hoekstra.
Ooooh, because âpathâ and âtoadâ are written and pronounced the same way in Dutch!
Pad en pad.
Een paddenpaadje.
A road of toads.
I trode on the toad road
me: tumblr can you upload this photo?
tumblr: no
(5 hours later)
tumblr: hey im sorry about earlier. i uploaded your photo 8 times to make it up to you
listen i try to be tolerant. i try to stay in my lane. but australians call sprinkles âhundreds and thousandsâ and that just fucking crosses the line i cant take it anymore
no itâs because sprinkles and hundreds and thousands are different things
sprinkles are these long bastards:
whereas hundreds and thousands are the round and crunchy lads:
theyâre VERY different things, not at all interchangeable terms. i guarantee that if you come down here and try calling any old shitass long sprinkles 100âČs and 1000âČs then you WILL have a mob of fairy bread enthusiasts directly up your ass within a fraction of a picosecond
those are all sprinkles theyre just different breeds
StopâŠfetishizingâŠ.huge ageâŠgaps Theyâre super toxic andâŠcreepy..andâŠPREDATOR LIKE !!!!
fuck you got against wideset teeth yo
i aint read this right my bad
Divorce cakes. I didnât even know these existed.
i thought these were just wedding cakes because straight people are just like this
Very curious doggo
Reminder that puffins are extremely social and like to fit in with their friends, so they will adopt mannerisms and interests of the group. So there is a good chance this little guy is trying to be friends with the photographer by showing his interest in the camera.
TIL photographers are a lot like puffins, cuz we also make friends by showing interest in your camera XD
Reminds me of the time researchers were trying to get puffins to land in a specific area so the put decoys up to draw them in but the decoys only had 1 leg and
i came up with a bad mcr theory on my way home and every moment i donât post about it is a win for all involved. youâre welcome
theory: the triple platinum 2006 album The Black Parade by American band My Chemical Romance is not simply about a man dying of cancer, but about a specific man - Wade Winston Wilson, AKA Deadpool.
Letâs discuss the facts. These will be broad strokes, as the further down the rabbit hole Iâve gone on this theory the more supporting evidence there is, but I donât want to do a line-by-line dissection as I have work tomorrow. Just trust me, this theory works concerningly well.
Fact 1. The Black Parade is about the final moments of a man dying, we assume, of cancer. This man will henceforth be referred to as âThe Patient,â as this is the commonly agreed-upon name for this character.
The catalyst of Wade Wilsonâs story is him getting diagnosed with cancer. This seems very basic, but we need to establish basic before we go any further.
Fact 2. The Patient is not well-liked, we assume because he has done some very bad things. (Have you heard the news that youâre dead?/ No one ever had much nice to say / I think they never liked you anyway - Dead!, Thereâre things that I have done, / You never should ever know! - How I Disappear, Well, I think Iâm gonna burn in hell / Everybody burn the house right down - House of Wolves) Further, we can assume that he likely did some of these very bad things while in the military. (Well, Mother, what the war did to my legs and to my tongue / You shouldâve raised a baby girl / I shouldâve been a better son - Mama)
Before he was diagnosed with cancer, Wade worked as a CIA-sanctioned mercenary, fitting in with both of these particular lines in our narrative. (Please note that while the Marvel Wiki cites an issue from 2010 as establishing this fact, which would make this point irrelevant, there are past references to this, from what I can find, dating back to 1998. The relevant pages are here)
Fact 3. The Patient was in a long-term loving relationship, which he seems to have broken off shortly after the diagnosis. (Well, when you go / So never think / Iâll make you try to stay, // When you go / Would you even turn to say / âI donât love you / Like I did / Yesterday" - I Donât Love You, I will not kiss you / âCause the hardest part of this is leaving you - Cancer)
Wadeâs long-term girlfriend, Vanessa, was established in Deadpool 1-1, and he broke off this relationship after his diagnosis so as not to force her to be in a relationship with someone who was dying.
Fact 4. The Patient appears to have a complicated relationship with his parents, particularly his mother. (She said, âYou ainât no son of mine / For what youâve done. Theyâre gonna find / A place for you / And just you mind your manners when you go / And when you go, donât return to me, my love.â - Mama)
Wade had a complicated relationship with his mother, who was either abusive or died when Wade was very young, depending on the run you are reading (Both of these were published pre-BP release)
Note: another interpretation of this line is that it is being spoken by Mother War, a character in the Black Parade universe, rather than the patientâs actual mother. This interpretation of the line also fits into Wadeâs story, as he was dishonorably discharged from the military.
Fact 5. We never actually see the patient die. However, we do see numerous instances within the album of him being defiant in the face of death and him attempting to survive through his diagnosis, including on the final (official) song on the album. (Defiant to the end we hear the call -Welcome To The Black Parade, I am not afraid to keep on living / I am not afraid to walk this world alone / Honey if you stay, Iâll be forgiven / Nothing you can say can stop me going home - Famous Last Words)
As you can probably guess, Wade doesnât actually die as a result of his cancer diagnosis. Instead, he becomes a test subject and is injected with a healing serum derived from Wolverineâs blood.
Fact 6. These are the lyrics to the hidden track of The Black Parade, Blood, which serves as an epilogue of sorts:Â
I genuinely canât pick out a single line to prove my point. Also note the overall tone of the song the next time you listen to it, as it is notably jaunty
I genuinely canât believe this took me so long to piece this part together. This one came to me as I was writing this out. Oh my god. Anyway, âblood, blood, gallons of the stuffâ and âthey can fix me proper with a bit of luckâ could be a reference to the fact that Deadpoolâs power is that he canât die, but is often brutalized in a variety of ways throughout his comic runs. The overall tone of the song fits with Deadpoolâs magnificent violence juxtaposed with comedy. Also note the line âI canât control myself because I donât know how / And they love me for it, honestly, Iâll be here for a whileâ as it could be both a reference to his madness and the fact that he is one of the few characters who knows heâs a comic book character and references it oh my god this song could be his theme song iâm in too deep i need to stop.
And finally, tying all of the above facts together into a neat little bow:
Fact 7. Gerard Way, lead singer of My Chemical Romance and (contributing) writer of their songs, is a Known Comic Book Nerd
He knew who Deadpool was in 2006 I just know it in my heart and heâs the type I have no proof of this other than it just Being How He Is but dude trust me
in conclusion:
if i was the joker id just get a restraining order on batman and superman whataere they gonna do? break the law? then theyre no better than me, a cold blooded murderer. and this would 100% work, because superheroe movies have the shittiest takes on ethics since fucking kant
There is so much wrong in this fallen world we live in. Women are fearful for their lives because some men were not taught to accept rejection. I WANT FUCKING JUSTICE.
The girl was murdered because a manâs ego was hurt from being ignored. Holy shit
I want him to get the death penalty Im sick of seeing stories like this. Where do men get this fucking entitlement?!!
wow woke
ight one of us is doing the math wrong
Mom said itâs my turn with the gender
Is she ok?
yeah but she diedÂ