Not As Sad As I Used To Be

Hey. I'm Melissa and I'm from Brooklyn. I play a bunch of instruments, sing, and write lyrics. My favorite pastimes include playing with words, making puns, and pretending that I'm funny. (And sometimes I cosplay) Archive » Random » My Band

[unusual-suspects]

Livre de la Vigne nostre Seigneur; France, 15th century; Bodleian Library, MS. Douce 134, f. 49v

[missanchimissesyou]

They hate when you serve weirdo daughter who grew up on the internet instead of having the same personality as everyone else

[whitepeopletwitter]

[everyfreakingusernameitryistaken]

Tony Hawk’s Twitter is a gold mine honestly

[everyfreakingusernameitryistaken]

[rosslynpaladin]

We Stan this San Diego Man

[sugawara--san]

this

[dooflizard]

C o m e d yy

[hugtheteadrinkthekitten]

Some recent gems:

[hugtheteadrinkthekitten]

And of course there’s

[theseaissilent]

[disease-danger-darkness-silence]

#where is race war tony hawk tweet thats my fav (via @laughingfish​)

I gotchu, bro:

[trilllizardstrikesback]

[abysmallylost23]

i’m wheezgJmf stoP

[assassinregrets]

[parlezvousladybug]

Honestly every time this thread just makes me laugh. And new additions…excellent.

[kormantic]

[alamuts-lair-of-madness]

[somnolentsuggestions]

eat a fruit that you like. take a little walk and pay attention to the trees. dance to music alone in ur room. it’s the small things that will heal you

[tyquu]

Commission for @elsashofnersart (on Instagram)

Coming back from the dead momentarily to post this and dip again ✌️

[nelsonakis]

[oscar-isaac]

RYAN GOSLING "I'm Just Ken" wins Best Original Song at the 29th Annual Critics' Choice Awards (January 14, 2024)

[forsovngarde]

[stillmuseum]

[thepromiscuousfinger]

[beardedmrbean]

the bar is very low happy little onion, so please work your magic

[misscromwellsmonocle]

The Green Dress (1890s) by John White Alexander

[catchymemes]

[morepopcornplease]

i would die for grinch.

[midnightwinterhawk]

I’ve probably shared this before, but..

[some-kind-of-wonder-land-deacti]

[makomoriz]

i hope the anonymous person who sent the "i used to live in your house. i'm drunk in boston and it's the only address i know. happy holidays" postcard is aware that they wrote my favourite poem

[anxietyproblem]

[skribblegurl]

some people think writers are so eloquent and good with words, but the reality is that we can sit there with our fingers on the keyboard going, “what’s the word for non-sunlight lighting? Like, fake lighting?” and for ten minutes, all our brain will supply is “unofficial”, and we know that’s not the right word, but it’s the only word we can come up with…until finally it’s like our face got smashed into a brick wall and we remember the word we want is “artificial”.

[heywriters]

I couldn't remember the word "doorknob" ten minutes ago.

[bumblewyn]

ok but the onelook thesaurus will save your life, i literally could not live without this website

[breelandwalker]

REBLOG TO SAVE A WRITER'S LIFE

[anxietyproblem]

[coolgirlepicblog-deactivated202]

babe i really can’t talk right now i’m in the middle of pacing around the house while listening to music

[anxietyproblem]