[Disgusted Noise]

| Mack | 19 | Canadian | Scorpio |

[omghotmemes]

Thanks Satan…

[lilmissmarshmallow-blog]

[frodo-baggins]

bitches obsess over the same media they loved as a child to try to find some semblance of that same comfort and joy and happiness years later. im bitches

[heavensghost]

I wouldn’t call myself quirky but there is definitely something wrong with me

[gothicprep]

17TH RULE OF FIGHT CLUB: PLEASE DON’T PUT YOUR MOM AS YOUR EMERGENCY CONTACT, WE DON’T WANT ANYONE’S MOM SHOWING UP HERE MAKING THINGS WEIRD

[pizzaback-deactivated20201011]

[ndiecity-deactivated20241101]

“this is my custom fursuit, I had 30 neon-green wolves killed for it”

[andysmovingcastle]

WHAT KIND OF FUCKING MILLIONAIRE IS MAKING FURSUITS OUT OF REAL FUR

[peppapigvevo]

[auberginesdonthavelimbs]

“Cruella De Vil is a furry” is not the hot take I expected to see on my dash today, but I think it’s the one I deserve

[hazy-october]

[buckybarnes123456-deactivated20]

[aromantic-goldfishdeactivated202]

[lynati]

They may be called One Direction, but they’re actually smooth in ALL directions.

[dreamsequencer]

Just like sharks

[tzikeh]

Good luck future historians

[normal-horoscopes]

IN THIS ESSAY I WILL DIE AND BE REBORN A THOUSAND TIMES

[sweet-marie-deactivated20260805]

unconditional love actually only exists btwn tumblr mutuals of 2+ years

[16bithoe]

When you’re on your way home from the club but one of you almost died

[kidkendoll-deactivated20240714]

The four you the next week

[bitchesgetriches]

911 I just witnessed a murder

[skywitchmaja]

when you’re out at a restaurant or a coffee shop or a target or whatever with your friends and you overhear/eavesdrop the same snippet of some stranger’s conversation, and you look at each other for a second to check that you both heard this stranger say the same weird/funny/baffling thing and just break out in knowing grins and quiet laughter… that’s a love language

[blooming-conifers]

I was eating alone at a mexican restaurant once and a group of college kids were chatting over tortilla chips. There was some jabber and then..

“ ..we had to climb over the bob wire!”

“Dude, did you just say ‘bob wire’?”

“Yea man, that spiky shit!”

“You actually think it’s called bob wire? Like fucking Robert wire? You think it’s called Robert wire?”

“Well what the hell do you think it’s called?”

“It’s BARB wire you idiot! Like Barbara wire!”

*the third guy* “Oh my god. You guys. BARBED wire. Because the wire has barbs, it is BARBED.”

“Oohhhhh!”

“Fucking Robert and Barbara wire. Fuck you guys.”

[bisexualbaker]

Robert Wire/Barbara Wire OTP

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[areallyangrychicken]

she needs to read this 

[sesh]

who?

[areallyangrychicken]

[pon-raul]

zoomers idolizing the 2000s like we did the 90s is just absolutely sending me

[call-me-remi]

[gallileawinds]

lmaoooo as a 2000’s kid this is sending me

[penny-anna]

having a job is very weird bcos by and large your coworkers will be a variety of ages and you will not all be at the same stage of life. your coworker will be like, well I’m off home to spend time with my husband & child, what are you going to do with your evening? and you’re like, well, I plan on playing Rollercoaster Tycoon for as much as it as possible