(nervous wheeze)

good omens sideblog: @ccrcoran

[bergoozter]

buzzfeed solved

[beaft]

going through my microsoft word archives is great fun because i always find the wildest shit in there and by “the wildest shit” i mean the time i tried to rewrite the entire bible from scratch at the age of eleven and a half

[beaft]

“And so Adam and Eve were cast out of the Garden of Eden, and Eve turned to Adam and said, 'Nice going, loser.‘” 

iconic

[beaft]

whilst you were listening to avril lavigne, i learned the way of the Lord

[artificial-historian]

“Abel remained where he was and attracted flies“ damn..

[owldude]

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phineas and ferb but everything is ambiguous and mundane

[databent]

im sorry but this is SO funny and i was jsut OVERCOME with a need to transcribe it

theres a hundred and four days of summer vacation

and school comes along just to end it

so the annual problem for our generation

is finding a good way to spend it

like maybe

building

fighting

climbing

discovering somethin’

or a shower

surfin’

creating

locating frank

finding a bird

painting

and driving

as you can see theres stuff

gonna do it

gonna do it

[amusementforme]

bonus:

[ateeztism]

god the line “what can one do in the face of such monumental loss, but breathe a weary sigh, for the world is a little quieter now.” just feels so sad and powerful and then you remember it’s from a show about food and a song about fucking french fries dying

[behind-the-student]

My therapist: you need to trust yourself

[still-waiting-for-cap3]

No offense to the Avengers but Tammy 2 from Parks and Rec would have defeated Thanos in under an hour

[paramecie]

Animal crossing : retirement in genosha edition

[demonbridge]

same

[dixy]

Person in crowd: You’re breathtaking! Keanu: *laughs* You’re breathtaking! You’re all breathtaking!

[mcavoyclub]

Professor X & Magneto: James McAvoy & Michael Fassbender’s Oral History of a Decades-Long Friendship

[cuteskitty]

One of my friends said Buzzfeed Unsolved but with doggos… so here I had these doodled weeks ago but my vacations happened and couldn’t finish them until recently 😂

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[unearthlydust]

“Where are Erik and Charles in terms of their relationship in this film?” 

[kihba-deactivated20211123]

“drama kid” this and “band kid” that. wheres the love for us kids that did absolutely nothing in high school

[scouring-deactivated20241228]

love girls. eat bread. live

[ryanxbergara-deactivated2019122]

curly, in spanish: demons take shane please

shane: aww he said my name (:

[hoseokwithluv]

Nobody:

Shane Madej and Ryan Bergara: (wheeze)