Too many commas, never any asterisks.

India Jade. 30. Rodent lover. Generally ridiculous.

[catchymemes]

[wumbreon]

May we all know decadence such as this

[bruzum]

[bookpdf]

oh this phrase is not going to leave my mind for a solid week at least. obsessed with this collection of words

[bookpdf]

le doohickie in question btw:

[grandtheftorgasm]

pink!

[dualvoidanima]

[ebaybumpstock]

[softwaring]

[were--ralph]

I hate my brain it just spews out random bs sometimes

[were--ralph]

"Put the pussy in a wheelbarrow" girl what do that even mean

[gayyiffparadiseowo]

I said put the pussy in layaway once and now I'm trans so that's fun :]

[were--ralph]

i like this one a lot actually

[were--ralph]

[zhoudadudugongjin]

Look I love unconditional devotion love stories as much as the next person, but there's really something so deliciously raw about conditional devotion.

I have served you and I have loved you for decades, but I will not give up my principles for you. You cut out part of my heart and took it with you down that path that you insist on walking, but you walk it alone. Even when the bleeding, gaping hole you left in my chest kills me, I will not follow you.

[zhoudadudugongjin]

me everytime one of my seemingly non-specific homoerotic text posts breaks containment

[inthefallofasparrow]

[andhumanslovedstories]

Can’t believe my job makes me do my job on the days I am scheduled to work my job what the fuck

[wifegideonnav]

gonna be honest i don’t know how many more ‘enter the 6 digit code we sent to your phone’s i got left in me

[world-of-lang]

but for this two-faced bitch there are twice as many stars as usual

[ashoss]

“word hashtag my word #myword” has done irreversible damage to my vocabulary

[cupcraft]

You never know what color pallette someone's Tumblr is till ppl are screenshotting posts and tags

[aropride]

do u like mine

[cupcraft]

Oh wow.

[cupcraft]

Some people on tumblr are reading ancient scrolls and you'd never know

[dreamlogic]

asked one of my coworkers how she's doing today and she goes "could be better, could be worse," and another coworker nearby who was eavesdropping chimes in with "could be a lil bit o' alligator curse!" i have no idea what he meant by that but i do know that it has been immediately added to the lexicon.

[pmamtraveller]

By Daniel Arthur

[pukicho]

The loudest guy in the fucking world: hey man

[pukicho]

There's more after 'hey man' but you're deaf now