Ceci n'est pas une titre

(nominally an Artist, 30s, rumored to be 5,000 bees in an oversized sweater, Certified Tea Troll; whatever pronouns are cool w/ me dawg). joke repeater. 75% of the witty commentary is in the tags. Sci-fi & Fantasy Content, primarily. Rule 1: Be Excellent To Each Other.

[fellweather]

some of the seals in the seal hospital zeehondencentrum (from reference)

[cosmonautroger]

[frostedmagnolias]

Cotton Boucle Day Dress

c. 1913-1914

Lasell Fashion Collection

[blizzardofjj]

12,000 people harmonizing Hey Jude at Pentatonix concert in Des moines

[wholesomepostarchive]

2/2/2023

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[morriganwarrior]

[morethansalad]

Ginger-Gochujang Chickpeas and Greens (Vegan)

[pyx]

victorian sterling silver seal peppers

[loveridden1999]

if i was a soccer player i'd simply kick that ball in the goal instead of wasting everyone's time

[bug-gif]

[abel-official]

Sippin juice thrice

[abel-official]

Reblog to sip the juices thrice

[uptownthots]

“it isnt something you have to read critically” well 😭

[uptownthots]

this technically is true but I think this also perfectly encapsulates why I am inherently distrustful of like. “”cozy”” “turn your brain off” fiction lmfao. like okay WHO gets to turn their brain off and who has to suffer through bigoted caricatures of themselves while everyone else is having cozy silly no brain time 😐

[penny-anna]

Further questions from the finance team

[zenodotus-xxiv]

bowtie placement?

A

B

C

Remaining time: 4 days 17 hours

[gracefuldisasters]

you are so right

Conversations in Italian, circa 1996 - 🍄🍄36

Well, this was a wild ride. Cheers, guys

[mookybear12404]

I feel like the first class you played in DND tells a lot about you

Reblog and put in the tags what your first class was

[parkchanwoohoo]

The facial expressions of everyone trying not to lose it are killing me

[gunsandfireandshit]

This is painfully American

[dirtbaby2016]

Americans be like it is totally normal for an entire stadium (including military members) to stand at attention while a fast food clown mascot sings the national anthem

[unstablebill]

when we say "it is functionally impossible to parody Americans in a way that will actually insult them" this is the sort of thing you're up against. is your sick burn funnier than corporation burger clown sing national anthem baseball game? no?? of course it isn't.

[ansitru]

[pangur-and-grim]

I told my little nephew that I'd wave at his airplane when it flew over my house today, and he very calmly and politely explained that it wouldn't be possible to see me due to the limitations of human vision. I said he just had to squint real hard, and he took a deep breath and went into the toddler version of "see, what you're not understanding–"

[pangur-and-grim]

[oblongfruitsnack]

we actually need to be making a bigger stink about jkr's latest temper tantrum than we are. jkr taking a stand for hate speech and against an international human rights org cannot go unpunished

hogwarts legacy is still on xbox game pass. we need to make "microsoft is against amnesty international" trend. their actions need to have consequences. "microsoft stands against human rights" or something

people don't give enough of a shit about trans people for it to have worked in the past, but now she's harming countless people worldwide out of spite. jkr and anyone who supports her stand against an organization that fights for women's rights globally, cis or otherwise. migrants' and workers' rights too. she can no longer use "women's rights" as a shield when she's trying to ruin one of the biggest organizations that's doing the thing she claims to be doing for fucking PR Points. people won't believe that she gives a fuck about women if we can make enough noise saying that she's actively harming vulnerable women. she's trying to shut down women's shelters, for fucks sake. she's against free speech

we need this can of worms to be open and spilling everywhere if we want to have a chance to shut her the fuck up