Noah Kahan
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TMBGareOK. The Official They Might Be Giants tumblr
Product Placement
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Cookie Run:Kingdom Official!
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Cosmic Funnies
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cherry valley forever
KIROKAZE
Jar Jar Binks Fan Club
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ojovivo
Mike Driver
Love Begins
shark vs the universe
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hello vonnie
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@grapelollipops
How did people first figure out that it was cicadas that make this noise? I could see that taking a long time. Were there just like a thousand years where people were like “yeah, the trees are screaming. They do that in the summer.”
girls who hate other girls for caring about their appearance are boring
“don’t complain, I have it worse than you”
In Bed with the Bae
Her: Babe I wanna have a baby
Me: When?
Her: Right now… *Climbs on top of me*
Me: *Throws her off*
*pulls out Calendar*
Me: Uh uh. Look here.. right now it’s September and approximately 9 months from now it’ll be around June, which means there’s a strong chance our baby could be a Gemini. Too Risky. Let’s not.
help. me.
free her
people attacking tumblr users for being gullible as if there WASN’T a national panic when “war of the worlds” was presented on the radio in 1938 because people thought that martians were legitimately attacking
tumblr doesn’t make people more gullible people are just fucking gullible and tumblr is a microblogging platform on which information is easily spread and amplified lay off
Cleaning the oceans one step at a time
Two Australians created this container that collects plastic, paper, oil, fuel and detergent floating in the ocean. They want to implement it the middle of next year to clean up the sea worldwide. It seems a great idea. The only “but” as always is money, so they are raising funds to get to their goal. You can see their project and donations here.
Fucking genius!
If you ever feel bad about your mistakes remember that my sales district manager at Barnes & Noble once sent back an entire shipment of manga because he thought they were accidentally printed backwards
Why so many spamblogs right now: a theory.
(Expanding on this a little.)
You may have seen a confusing sponsored post by the American medical insurance company Aetna:
There’s no particular reason for any human being ever to reblog this except maybe to make fun of it (see: me). It conveys no useful information of any kind.
But there’s also no reason for a bot to reblog it. Bots like stuff that 1) contains plain text that search engines can read, and/or 2) is tagged such that it looks appropriate to their ostensible theme
The post presently has over 2,500 notes, many of them reblogs. Maybe there are a lot of self-improvement-themed spamblogs, or education-themed ones? Getting tricked by the tags #mindfulness and #educate?
Nope, most of the reblogs look like this:
Q:
Why would large numbers of gay porn blogs reblog this incoherent medical insurance ad?
A:
Because Yahoo promises Tumblr advertisers a minimum amount of exposure, partly to be measured in number of Likes and Reblogs.
I don’t immediately see any reason for pornbots to reblog this post. If you look through their content, it’s clear that they’re generally sophisticated enough to avoid reblogging stuff other than actual porn. And why would you advertise for a company that’s not paying you for it?
But it’s good for Tumblr’s bottom line, because they can show their advertisers note-count and reblog-count - give them the idea that a lot of real people are really engaging with and sharing their ads.
The advertisers most likely do not know how to look at the notes and see how many of these notes are bots. Aetna’s PR department doesn’t have TagViewer.
If I’m right, Tumblr isn’t getting rid of the pornbots because Tumblr is running a lot of the pornbots.
the pornbots are coming from inside the house
m'lady… pardon me if I am being too forward… but can I possibly interest you in…
all trees are beautiful
That may be the best response ever
by Kris Wilson
Goal
me: what could possibly go wrong?
anxiety: well here is a list of 88,790,446 initial ideas, and I'm already working on some more
A sausage egg McMuffin is $3, but!!
A sausage mc muffin is $1.
A single egg on the side is about .80c
Save ur dollars by putting the egg on the muffin urself
Egg mcmuffin: hacked
*screams into the night* JUST USE THE WORD BISEXUAL
Frozen vs HTTYD:
Snow
I love this comparison.
Disney animated snow here to be soft and heavy. I think they even developed a whole software just for animating snow! They add a lot more vivid color, like the blues in the shadows and the oranges in the light. Obviously, the way they animate catches the eye easier because of its strong color and bouncy movement. Characteristic and still reminiscent of the classic Disney movies.
Dreamworks made the snow here look powdery, like it had just fallen. Look how it kind of “explodes” and clouds up like dust when it’s hit with such a great impact. It’s less colored by light, but it still looks very real. Dreamworks puts so much love and detail into their animation, making it look so real you feel like you can reach out and touch it.
Both Disney and Dreamworks make movies that are amazing to look at. I could stare at the details forever.
This is the kind of animation and positivity i need on my dash.
…*sighs* such beauty…
I thought this post was gonna be another “Look at how lazy Disney is compared to Dreamworks” post but no there is so much positivity and it makes me so happy
