Grass💖🌱🛐

I sniff grass and read smut. About grass. Might write some fics might not. 🧍‍♀️

[grass-sniffer]

Why do you like grass so much

its just who i am bro. grass is my life

[grass-sniffer]

*Gently caresses grass right in front of you*

Get your greasy grimey dirty little grippers off of MY FUCKING LAWN YOURE INFECTING THE SCENT OF MY GRASS WITH YOUR DISTGUSTING LITTLE OILY FINGERS

[mossmosss]

[grass-sniffer]

Mmmmmm i wanna run my fingers through it and smell it

[grass-sniffer]

Go touch some grass you little slutty grass sniffer

Gladly🥵🌱

[grass-sniffer]

You little grass slut

oh but i am an absolute slut for grass. if i could choose to do one thing in life it would be sniff those delicate little green blades. grass is what keeps me going in life. grass is the reason i exist. i love to dig my face into the dirt and snort as much of that toe-curling scent as i can. grass is love. grass is life.

[grass-sniffer]

the morning dew is settling in drops upon the thin green blades as i casually stroll through the park, my eyes scanning for the best patch to settle into for today. as im scanning, my eyes fall upon a perfectly green, beautiful patch of grass. the small, vibrant green blades twinkled in the rising sun as the condensation of the morning air forms small droplets of water upon the plants. it seems as though time around me has stopped moving. i am focused solely on this magnificent spot of perfectly cut, green smelling plants. i can smell its wonderful essence all the way from across the park. it seems as though a patch of sunlight is shining directly onto it, breaking under the canopy of trees. i need to give it a smell. i make a mad dash over to the small patch, immediately getting on my knees and sticking my head straight down onto the individual blades, snorting and sniffing wildly. the drops of water get sucked up my nostrils, stinging and adding a new feeling to this experience. the grass smells wonderful. its the best ive ever had before. and ive sniffed a lot of grass in my lifetime. its almost as if im watching myself desperately snorting at the green plants from the third person. an out of body experience. mothers with their carriages walking past me glance at me as if im crazy, ushering their children in the opposite direction from me. clearly they havent been enlightened by the magic of natures best fragrance. i feel the water soaking through my jeans, but i dont care. all i want right now is more of that sweet sweet grassy flavour. im violently digging my face into the ground, rapidly inhaling as much of the flavour as i can, unable to be stopped. i have lost control over myself. as soon as my sniffing rampage started, it ended. i realize what im doing is shameful. i should collect the grass from the root to keep it safely in the comfort of my own home, not in nature where it can get easily mowed over! i dig my hands into the ground, and pull out each individual plant by the root. by now my entire face has green smears all over it, courtesy of the dew spreading the pigment of the godly plant. i grab as many as i can and shove them into my pockets and run as fast as i can, back to home, back to safety, where i can store my beautiful beautiful grass. my grass. my grass. my grass. mine.

[grass-sniffer]

What’s your favorite type of grass

How can i decide on just one type? theres too many to choose from. I like it when im sniffing the grass and i inhale some dirt with it because it makes it spicy. but grass is always better after it rains and its all juicy and you can slurp up the dew off the side like mmmmmmmmmm i fucking LOVE wet grass

[natalieironside]

Y'know what, we're all neurodivergent here, we've gotten pretty comfortable saying bizarre shit at each other, so I wanna know: What are y'all's favorite numbers?

Personally I think the best numbers are multiples of 3 and my favorite number is 27

[grass-sniffer]

definitely 23. 54 and 45 close second and third

[slavery]

[macbethz]

Fuck I’m at a fencing tournament and literally a minute after I reblogged this my dad told me that he talked to the point people and I’m probably going to win a medal.

[seananmcguire]

BURN BAGEL BURN

[gothiccharmschool]

OH WHY NOT?

[harukami]

I need to follow up to say I reblogged this last night, and this morning I got some of the best news of my life, like, a life dream come true news thing.

Bagel what are your powers

[acabosetotal]

FUCK, I though it was just another lucky meme but LISTEN. Since a week ago I was waiting a phone call to confirm me if I got a job or not in my university. I reblogged this yesterday’s night “just for fun and because I don’t want any bagel to be mad with me”, and today’s afternoon, while I was losing my time as always, the professor I was supposed to work with called me and asked me for my personal information to start working with her.

THE BAGEL POWERS ARE WAY TOO MUCH FOR THIS WORLD

[token-white-friend]

I GOT A JOB THE DAY AFTER MY QUEUE POSTED THIS THE FIRST TIME AND I JUST REALIZED IT WHEN I SAW IT AGAIN HOLY GOD

[noodle-dragon]

The bagel hasn’t let me down yet!

[blackcatgodess]

I got a job offer after reblogging the bagel. Believe in the bagel!

[anayely420]

🙏🏼

[sonsfantasies]

Worth a try lol

[theblizzardsix]

i could use some good news or even a good girl 

[pantspooplover]

Go lil bagle! Show me your power!

[itaachiyama-moved]

Okii then!

[blastlight]

THIS IS THE FIRST THING ON MY BLOG

I GOT ASKED OUT FOR THE FIRST TIME AFTER I REBLOGGED IT

[cuappatea-deactivated20200216]

wait but whats happening with the bagel tho

[dukemz]

It’s burning, as is everything I’ve hoped for whenever I’ve reblogged a post like this

[gone-dw-abt-it-deactivated20260]

I just kinda wanna watch something burn?

[dukemz]

Mood

[rip-paramour]

You guys didn’t listen when I said Bagels hold an ancient and wonderous power.

[teathattast]

Bagel time

[castielismyhusband2266]

I need this

[dwintu]

do it

[robinswraith]

I’m at an all time low I need this

[magnus-chase-rights]

ok sure

[soulful-guy-deactivated20251026]

no loss in trying. so here wo go

[skeleton-deactivated694225]

😌👀

[anxietyfilledvoidfrog]

Its bagel time. I believe in you bagel. 🥯

[aleijaiiiii]

Ok so.

Last time I reblogged this, I was complaining to my mum how I never got to go on walks alone. Then, she legit said to me, “well why don’t you go down to *censored*?” Which she’d never let me do before. I had three hours. In a place half an hour from home. It works.

[thatonepanperson-deactivated202]

I need all the luck i can get

[spiderways-a-vampire]

(*-*)

[literallylmm]

Uhhhh worth a try

[batpeggy21]

I doubt it will work but….

[marsieonlife]

i dont lose anything trying…

[diya-a510-deactivated20200919]

BAGEL

[marsieonlife]

again, YES?!

[marsieonlife]

OK SO I DID THIS ON THE MORNING AND GUESS WHAT HAPPENED AT SCHOOL? 

TWO TESTS WERE CANCELLED!

NO HOMEWORK!!

WE HAD A BREAK OF 30 MINUTES (we normally have a break of 5-10 min)

AND MY CRUSH ASKED ME TO WORK ON A PROJECT WITH HIM!!!

I don’t know how you do it bagel, but you’re awesome!

[sleepy-sho]

Bagel time

[nucleariguana]

guys the more you add text to your reblogs the more time it takes to reblog, therefore stealing our good news

[thunderbutt]

Bagel power.

[cryptic-udon]

well let’s see if it works

[unseenjewl]

How the power of the reblog Bagel works

[theaviskullguy]

REBLOG BAGEL HELP ME

[circuits-unending]

rebagel

[pianoperson]

Bagel time

[beautifularcadebarbarian]

Bagel give me a reason to live please

[sleepdeprivedgod-deactivated202]

MONEY MONEY MONEY BRING IN THE MONEY AND MEN

[sweeetpea-deactivated20230816]

bagel pleASE I JUST WANT A TEXT BACK

[hotdemonbitchesnearyou-deactiva]

OKOKOK PLS

[violencefromviolets-deactivated]

PLS???

[killmurderfuck]

What’s the harm

[go-dark-turtle]

👀 oh yeah?

[cadence-blackburn-for-queen]

again? am i going to hear that i don’t hate myself anymore?

[the-resident-gay]

bagel time

[grass-sniffer]

bagel please i need something good to happen to me

[gonnamcfreakinloseit]

“What has Hector ever done to me?”

Oh Achilles my love how I wish you hadn’t asked

[grass-sniffer]

SHUT THE FUCK UP SHUT THE FUCK UP OH MY GOD PLEASE CHRIST ON A FUCKING CRACKER I CANT FUCKING DO THIS ANYMORE IM GONNA FUCKING BLOW MY GODDMAN HEAD IS GONNA EXOLODE LIKE A FUCKING CARTOON KF I SEE ONE MORE FUCKING POST ABOUT ACHILLES FORESHADOWING PATROCULSES DEATH I SWEAR ON GOD IM GONNA GO MONKEY MODE OOO OOO AA AA BITCH PLEASE I CANT DO THIS ANYMORE O WAS HAVING SUCJ A GOOD DAY TOO AND THEN YOU HAD TOCRUIN IT WITH THIS SHIT I FUCKING CANT DO THIS ANYMORE IM FUCKING BLOCKING DISLIKING SENDING YOUR IP ADDRESS TO A HUGE SPACE MISSLE TO GAMMA RAY BLAST YOUR EXACT LOCATION I WILL EAT YOUR SHOWER CURTAIN YOU MOISTENED CROISSANT I SWEAR IM GONNA DEVOUR YOUR FIRSTBORN CHILD IM GONNA SHIT MY PANTS OUT KF SPITE TO THIS FUCKING POST IM CRYING OUT OF MY ASSHOLE RIGHT NOW I WILL FUCKSISJCBDHUEHSHSBFHRJSJSSJFJHRWUSU

[grass-sniffer]

Evil gang😈