Marshal Illustrator

I from the west. I like eggs. I big. I do dndstuff + homebrew!

[my-dailydreams]

[grassmoncher]

Isnt this the shrek book?

[grassmoncher]

My dnd campaign of 2 years finished this weekend. We went out with a bang, heroes of the world. Defeating Taimat and sealing her away in 5 rings. Awakening the tarrasque for another eons long rampage. And the nations army taking losses of 99.5% in the process. Ill miss it a lot. Goodbye Mishann. We played well together. But the war is over, and you need your rest.

Cant wait to see what comes next. May paladine protect all the same. Go home. Rebuild. Reconnect with your brother. And do your best to forget the horrors incurred.

[grassmoncher]

Gym is short for Gymothy

[catchymemes]

[grassmoncher]

Hive Fleet Tiamet will be the new look for my tyranids. With a lil pizazze for extra measure of course.

[filibusterfrog]

just a little boy

[goblingirlgarden]

VOX-LOG TRANSMISSION: 732.M42]

[ORIGIN: PENAL COLONY FORLORN HOPE-IV // SECTOR: SUB-ARMAGEDDON] [PRIORITY: EXTREMIS][SUBJECT: HIGH WARDEN KRUGER]

"May the God-Emperor preserve us. This is High Warden Kruger. Code Black! We have a full-scale breach in the Deep-Mines. It’s not just a riot—the inmates are... they’re organized. They have crude weapons and smuggled mining tools!

My Enforcers are being butchered in the corridors. We tried to vox for aid, but the astropaths are screaming, they say the Warp has gone silent!There’s a shadow over the sun, some kind of living ship is descending from the upper atmosphere.

It’s the same as the reports from Tullianum. The prisoners, they’re shouting about a 'Great Mother' and a 'Devouring Queen.' Their mutations are beyond what we had documented. I can hear them moving, they’re coming through the ventilation shafts, I can hear them chittering in the walls... Throne, they’re in the room! It’s right behind—"

[TRANSMISSION TERMINATED // SOURCE LOST] [THREAT LEVEL: TYRANICUS EXTREMIS]

[grassmoncher]

May the God emporer have mercy in their souls.

[grassmoncher]

A migraine os kicking my ass. God i wanna die

[grassmoncher]

Workin on my biggest Tyranid + Necron kitbash. My darling boy. He’s a lil rough arounf the edges but ill clean up his edges soon and make everythimg stand out a tad more

[artistapreguissosa]

... huh... I Wonder what is...

FUCKING COSMIC ENTITIES— STOP SENDING YOUR AVATARS INTO MY GODDAMN DRAWING SHEETS

[grassmoncher]

Two similar favorites of mine. The struggle with having only the base set of paints is that its hard to come up with new combinations. Despite the color combinations used in either being so fifferent they sadly dont appear as unique as id hoped. But in the communities opinion. Which is better? Pale with Shale shell or Bluish red with a dirtier bronze?

I think either way i need more paints.

[grassmoncher]

Confession time.

Im a huge fan of Warhammer 40k.

Now i will subject you all to my miniatures.

Behold!!!

My hobby that uses a good majority of my income and free time!!

[grassmoncher]

Made drink concoction here at college.

I call it the Chicago Oil-Slick

Its half lemonade.

With a float of diet pepsi

Its okay at best

[grassmoncher]

I think Kevin Hart is evil.

[grassmoncher]

Yall ever think about how you dont control your tongue all that much? Like when you eat food it just maneuvers around my morsels all on it own. I imagine this is what its like to be a crocodile with a tiny bird picking in my teeth

[official-cisphobe]

here's a random word generator--whatever word it gives you is now the thing you are the deity of

[scrounds-deactivated20251227]

deity of ball

[ofslugsancats-reblogsnrambles]

Deity of seminars :/

[toxicrobotyaoi]

Deity of god. Deity of fucking GOD? this is moon moon all over again smh

[the-blackwyrm]

I am the Deity of extinct...

I get Megaraptorids.

Hell yeah.

[jaithink]

Deity of Hand.

Not hands. Hand.

I NOW COMMAND THE DOMINANT HAND OF EVERYONE ON EARTH!

[falinksdunkleosteus]

NOW WITH THIS NEWFOUND POWER, I SHALL BE KNOWN AS DUNK, THE DIETY OF....

Miscarriage. Well that sucks.

[clown-adjacent]

Well, looks like I'm the diety of

SHOUT

[totalstupidityaddict]

i wasn't gonna post what I got but then I rolled it

the deity of handicap. the fucking deity of handicap. why does it know

[knightbell]

deity of bean

welp, cool beans

;)

[allhailstarscream]

deity of prayer

???

[cool-blog-of-daniel]

man I'm the deity of HOTDOG

[atlas-beholds-her]

deity of necklace auayayayayayayay

[error-iso9706]

holy SHIT

i'm the deity of FUCKING SCIENCE????

ALL OF SCIENCE?????

I'M NOW OMNIPOTENT WTF I CAN CHANGE SCIENCE AT WILL?????

[potetuna]

deity of coffee

i don't even like coffee

[a-lonelyoperator]

Deity of deviation.

Sure. I'm the God of Punk now. Bow before me.

[disappointedwaffles]

Deity of prize

I award you the title most punk ever

[strangeryetcecil]

Eye am the deity of...

No..?

Wha- what?

Eyem-

No

[fiskdoesnotexist]

It’s okay Brad

We can work this out

Together

Because I’m the deity of coalition

[strangeryetcecil]

NO

[hyperani]

HAH LOSERS I'M NOW THE DEITY OF SPACE I'M LITERALLY OVERPOWERED KNEEL TO MEEEE

[shoggoth-the-bitch]

Behold! Your new god of... feathers?

Sure, I guess.

[grassmoncher]

I am the god of hate..

How stupid

[grassmoncher]

I have a nasty habit of trying to eat/suck on things that are too big for my mouth. Yet i continue on, jaw widened, throat full.